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OFFICIAL CORENESS LEVELS ANNOUNCED

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hi_vis360
Posts: 5303 - Karma: 54,938
Level 1 - You've purchased a level 1 movie before, shouldn't really have to explain this one

Level 2 - You have watched Zootspace more than 10 times and own Vishnus or ON3Ps

Level 3 - You have talked to/chilled with a cool "pro" skier who is actually just a dirty degenerate like you, but better at skiing

Level 4 - Cool snowpants level. Soldier Pants, Anytides, Lizard Stuff, r3evaluate etc

Level 5 - JETSKIS.XYZ and "ON3P is played"

Level 6 - You remember BroBomb and used to get all of your edits from there

Level 7 - Smoking cigarettes while skiing

Level 8 - Andy Parry

Level 9 - You start YOUR OWN cool snowpants company

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth
4 years ago
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Chrischi69
Posts: 652 - Karma: 5,064
Where is 189 110 underfoot at????
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8086 - Karma: 64,410
CatdickBojanglesCore level 5000 - buy all your clothes from a thrift store and act like you are broke but in reality you are living off a 100 million dollar trust fund.


@ half the guys in zootspace 🤭
4 years ago
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deadhead420
Posts: 2103 - Karma: 18,485
SendyMcSendyfaceLevel 14: You've had sex


Level 15: you waxed your dick into a cocoon condom and had sex.

Level 15.5: You used High Fluoro wax
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8086 - Karma: 64,410
WoFlowz@ half the guys in zootspace 🤭


Why this getting downvotes it’s fax?
4 years ago
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AaronO.
Posts: 1165 - Karma: 3,189
Level 189- when you know the answer to the question of 177 or 183

**This post was edited on Aug 19th 2021 at 12:51:41am
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5303 - Karma: 54,938
WoFlowzWhy this getting downvotes it’s fax?


yeah you're not wrong but you're also just starting shit where it doesn't need to be started, who gives a fuck how much money people have its what you do with it that counts
4 years ago
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deadhead420
Posts: 2103 - Karma: 18,485
AaronO.Level 189- when you know the answer to the question of 177 or 183

**This post was edited on Aug 19th 2021 at 12:51:41am

More like 1.89 that’s some low core level knowledge
4 years ago
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*NINTHWARD*
Posts: 5 - Karma: 142
threads
4 years ago
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NattyNine
Posts: 281 - Karma: 1,600
*NINTHWARD*threads


yooo^

This is equivalent to Henrik Harlaut showing up to your backyard summer sesh.
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6470 - Karma: 66,297
*NINTHWARD*threads


Most core comment in this thread.
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12698 - Karma: 119,862
*NINTHWARD*threads


Level ∞:
4 years ago
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Session
Posts: 5408 - Karma: 22,545
pinkcamo1000Level 1 - You've purchased a level 1 movie before, shouldn't really have to explain this one

Level 2 - You have watched Zootspace more than 10 times and own Vishnus or ON3Ps

Level 3 - You have talked to/chilled with a cool "pro" skier who is actually just a dirty degenerate like you, but better at skiing

Level 4 - Cool snowpants level. Soldier Pants, Anytides, Lizard Stuff, r3evaluate etc

Level 5 - JETSKIS.XYZ and "ON3P is played"

Level 6 - You remember BroBomb and used to get all of your edits from there

Level 7 - Smoking cigarettes while skiing

Level 8 - Andy Parry

Level 9 - You start YOUR OWN cool snowpants company

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth


Lets be honest. Current crop of NS kids is stuck at Level 5. Because actually designing building skis isn't core. While paying a snowboard company to pull another companies old mold out of the basement and make you some is.
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5303 - Karma: 54,938
SessionLets be honest. Current crop of NS kids is stuck at Level 5. Because actually designing building skis isn't core. While paying a snowboard company to pull another companies old mold out of the basement and make you some is.


no bro, you really don't get it bro

I saw a guy in his 30s riding ON3P so now I can't have fun on them anymore, and LSM went to Line to make more money which is clearly ON3Ps fault and definitely not an individual decision made by LSM to further his career. Plus they aren't even durable have you seen Zootspace bro??

**This post was edited on Aug 20th 2021 at 5:17:38pm
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6470 - Karma: 66,297
SessionLets be honest. Current crop of NS kids is stuck at Level 5. Because actually designing building skis isn't core. While paying a snowboard company to pull another companies old mold out of the basement and make you some is.


Roasted.
4 years ago
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1234 - Karma: 8,139
to be at a certain level do you need to complete all other levels?
4 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7394 - Karma: 79,158
sullivanobrien_to be at a certain level do you need to complete all other levels?


Looks like you just lost a level. Any more questions?
4 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
Level 17: you ski the park on a 2ft pow day.
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5303 - Karma: 54,938
DingoSeanLevel 17: you ski the park on a 2ft pow day.

if it snows that much you better be in the streets if you want core points
4 years ago
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