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OFFICIAL CORENESS LEVELS ANNOUNCED

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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
Level 1 - You've purchased a level 1 movie before, shouldn't really have to explain this one

Level 2 - You have watched Zootspace more than 10 times and own Vishnus or ON3Ps

Level 3 - You have talked to/chilled with a cool "pro" skier who is actually just a dirty degenerate like you, but better at skiing

Level 4 - Cool snowpants level. Soldier Pants, Anytides, Lizard Stuff, r3evaluate etc

Level 5 - JETSKIS.XYZ and "ON3P is played"

Level 6 - You remember BroBomb and used to get all of your edits from there

Level 7 - Smoking cigarettes while skiing

Level 8 - Andy Parry

Level 9 - You start YOUR OWN cool snowpants company

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth
4 years ago
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Treegrabber
Posts: 831 - Karma: 11,928
Cigs not core
4 years ago
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1940 - Karma: 29,088
Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis
4 years ago
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Treegrabber
Posts: 831 - Karma: 11,928
TreegrabberCigs not core

Maybe since smelling like shit is core
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
TreegrabberCigs not core


smoking cigs off hill: lame, bad for your health, waste of money

smoking cigs on hill: Dylan Manley
4 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,386
Level 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
keagan.karstensLevel 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits


I agree with the nateshredz bit

but liking e dollo is level 0.5 at best, he skis in competitions which is NOT CORE and 11 year olds idolize him, if people know about it it's less core dude come on
4 years ago
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TroyBallsack
Posts: 680 - Karma: 13,020
Level 2.5
You have skiied every picnic table within a 250 km radius of your house
Level 3.5
You destroyed your dining room table that has been in your family for 100 years because you needed filler in your edit
4 years ago
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 25,705
TreegrabberCigs not core

Times are changing, u gotta smoke crack to be core now
4 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7530 - Karma: 66,975
That is a huge jump from Level 1 to 2. I feel cheated. Can I be like 1 3/4?
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9616 - Karma: 71,541
I am none of these except core level 10

Maybe a little level 3

**This post was edited on Aug 17th 2021 at 9:59:56pm
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34,240
move up a level every time you tear your acl
4 years ago
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partyandBS
Posts: 5902 - Karma: 91,880
What level or coreness would one be if their pre-ski pump up video is to watch the entire Chug Life series?

asking for a friend
4 years ago
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_brrett
Posts: 1740 - Karma: 28,980
ski_salmon69Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis

Having sex is not core. Core skiers don’t have time for sex because they are too busy making threads on NS about what level of core they are. Skierman literally hasnt fucked in 7 years. The guy is the definition of core
4 years ago
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sullivano*b
Posts: 1234 - Karma: 8,139
turns out i am not core
4 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 3169 - Karma: 28,766
ski_salmon69Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis


Level 14: You've had sex
4 years ago
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8095 - Karma: 64,486
I do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers

My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies
4 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 30,043
ok but what if I run a horrible meme account
4 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,386
Level -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12705 - Karma: 120,054
Level 746 - switched to snowboarding

4 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7438 - Karma: 79,701
ever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy
4 years ago
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DesertStix
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 15,021
Damn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?
WoFlowzI do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers

My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12705 - Karma: 120,054
DesertStixDamn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?


Be the father figure that woflowz never had in his life 🥸
4 years ago
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Jems
Posts: 7739 - Karma: 101,239
i smoke cigs while i hike bridger
4 years ago
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hdubs
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 11,690
Cigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,143
Jemsi smoke cigs while i hike bridger


As long as it’s not big sky. Bitches will ski big sky and think they’re core, yeah daddies money is so core
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
all you who say you have a girl in your crew are either

1 - lying to us, or

2 - lying to the girl you ski with about having an NS account, cause she wouldn't ski with you anymore if she knew that
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
hdubsCigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969610/Arnold-Schwarzenegger--Stogies
4 years ago
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hdubs
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 11,690
pinkcamo1000https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/969610/Arnold-Schwarzenegger--Stogies

Yes this is the exact video I was thinking of. Arnold confirmed core as fuck
4 years ago
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,762
it goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.
(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational
4 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,386
SEABURNit goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.
(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational


teach the kid a kfed and I’ll name u as the most core dude I know
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34,240
TRVP_ANGELLevel 746 - switched to snowboarding



4 years ago
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 35,386
keagan.karstensLevel -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao

@ColoradoDogfart I forgot the tag

**This post was edited on Aug 18th 2021 at 9:57:23am
4 years ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 15,261
damn I miss brobomb, skiing could use more satire cause its really serious rn
4 years ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,179
All except 9 get on my level posers
4 years ago
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switchlip2
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And 5
4 years ago
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dogfartstaint
Posts: 342 - Karma: 1,991
keagan.karstensLevel 12 jerked off to henrik
level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits


The immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz
4 years ago
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34,240
dogfartstaintThe immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz


@fbi
4 years ago
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,753
Level 11 : You’ve had a public feud with Greg Stump and you were a BroBomber and now most people don’t know/give a fuck what that is.
4 years ago
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dogfartstaint
Posts: 342 - Karma: 1,991
armchair_skier@fbi


4 years ago
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_brrett
Posts: 1740 - Karma: 28,980
switchlip2All except 9 get on my level posers

**reads level 8**

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4 years ago
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vibe.crudo
Posts: 461 - Karma: 4,666
What level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze
4 years ago
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JAlps
Posts: 555 - Karma: 1,939
Vincent.CrudoWhat level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze


That's at least a +5, core skiers don't date chicks who ski because they know it corrupts the purity of their steeze.
4 years ago
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,097
level 69: do chads gap
4 years ago
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,143
junior1derfullevel 69: do chads gap


Level 69.5: Get directions to chads gap from the parking lot of Alta
4 years ago
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 10,085
Level 420: You live in a ski resort parking lot
4 years ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 15,261
junior1derfullevel 69: do chads gap


chads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table
4 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5330 - Karma: 55,379
AndrewGravesSVchads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table


if you jib the landing or build a weird QP booter its core, doing the gap straight is XTREME, very different concept/ideology
4 years ago
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c-fries
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 5,585
Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth
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All hail @gravel one true ruler of us all
4 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6482 - Karma: 66,451
Core level 5000 - buy all your clothes from a thrift store and act like you are broke but in reality you are living off a 100 million dollar trust fund.
4 years ago
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,179
BLandz**reads level 8**

🤨🤨


I thikn In dyslexci
4 years ago
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