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Crumbl cookies.

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Session
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Anyone have one of these near you. My daughter works at one, and it's fucking problematic. She brings so many cookies home.

It doesn't help that they change the menu weekly with new cookies. Of course I need to try them all.
May 2 2021 1:18PM
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ModMommy
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They’re good and the cookies are huge but they’re a tad expensive for me.
May 2 2021 2:13PM
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ColoradoSki
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A little expensive but one of the best cookies. Chocolate chip all the way and they are massive
May 2 2021 2:20PM
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vibecheck
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dad howd u gain that 100 pounds? cookies that good huh, u should be their spokesperson🥂
May 2 2021 2:21PM
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WoFlowz
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My friend Emi works at one or did idk if she still does. They look so good. Cookies are massive I wish I lived in Utah :/
May 2 2021 2:43PM
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vibecheck
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WoFlowzMy friend Emi works at one or did idk if she still does. They look so good. Cookies are massive I wish I lived in Utah :/


how are you always so sad 😭
May 2 2021 6:53PM
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danbrown
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apparently there’s one about a half mile from my house. do I absolutely need to go?
May 2 2021 7:26PM
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roddy116
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honestly there just okay, I prefer making my own.
May 2 2021 8:28PM
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CowboySkibop
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Damn I gotta go to one. I’m rural as fuck tho and the closest one is 3 hours away
May 2 2021 8:33PM
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WoFlowz
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vibecheckhow are you always so sad 😭


I think it’s the combination or no friends and spending most of my time on a dying ski website
May 2 2021 8:53PM
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byubound
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Their corporate offices are 15 minutes from where I live. Welcome to utah county, utah
May 2 2021 9:54PM
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skiP.E.I.
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vibecheckhow are you always so sad 😭

Should be called WoeFlowz
May 3 2021 10:18AM
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hdubs
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Apparently one just opened up a town over from me. Cookie review coming tonight or tomorrow tbd
May 4 2021 6:12PM
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apc.fr
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They're cookies. How much can you charge for a cookie? Apparently $5.

Homemade or ginger snaps from the store. Otherwise, why? Just buy ice cream, it's better across the board.
May 6 2021 5:52PM
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WoFlowz
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hdubsApparently one just opened up a town over from me. Cookie review coming tonight or tomorrow tbd


@mods unban him we need a cookie review
May 6 2021 5:53PM
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Session
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apc.frThey're cookies. How much can you charge for a cookie? Apparently $5.

Homemade or ginger snaps from the store. Otherwise, why? Just buy ice cream, it's better across the board.



May 6 2021 7:05PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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vibechecku should be their spokesperson🥂

the legacy of jared fogle returns
May 6 2021 11:56PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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just hope demi lovato don't pull up to your daughters store

May 6 2021 11:57PM
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CatdickBojangles
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TRVP_ANGELjust hope demi lovato don't pull up to your daughters store



Meth is zero calories.
May 7 2021 8:06AM
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hdubs
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WoFlowz@mods unban him we need a cookie review

It's chilling I asked to be banned.

But I'm hoping I'll be able to pick up the cookies tomorrow night, but if not I'll get them by this weekend. Regardless that's then my review will be coming out so stay tuned.
May 19 2021 10:30PM
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Session
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hdubsIt's chilling I asked to be banned.

But I'm hoping I'll be able to pick up the cookies tomorrow night, but if not I'll get them by this weekend. Regardless that's then my review will be coming out so stay tuned.


The Churro cookie is fire.
May 19 2021 11:24PM
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GrapeHunter
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crumbl is gross and i will not deny it. anything that has frosting has an equal cookie size of frosting on top of it and its disgusting. and its dumb expensive, i could buy a family pack of oreos for the price of one crumbl cookie
May 20 2021 12:04AM
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hdubs
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SessionThe Churro cookie is fire.

I'm very excited about that I've heard good things. But also some bad things. I will end this debate in a few days
May 20 2021 12:13AM
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gorbdawggybrent
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Insert Eheath fat joke
May 20 2021 1:13AM
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gorbdawggybrent
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Dude rip chip cookies
literally got copied by crumbl and now crumbl is way bigger
May 20 2021 1:15AM
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Session
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grantlewis_dntmcrumbl is gross and i will not deny it. anything that has frosting has an equal cookie size of frosting on top of it and its disgusting. and its dumb expensive, i could buy a family pack of oreos for the price of one crumbl cookie


You probably fuck through the dick hole in your tighty whitey's with an opinion like that.
May 20 2021 11:24AM
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apc.fr
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SessionYou probably fuck through the dick hole in your tighty whitey's with an opinion like that.


Can confirm. I have the same opinion and also fuck through the dick hole in my tighty whiteys
May 20 2021 12:04PM
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GrapeHunter
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apc.frCan confirm. I have the same opinion and also fuck through the dick hole in my tighty whiteys


@Session @apc.fr and I see no problem with that and i think we can all agree that we fux
May 20 2021 12:30PM
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hdubs
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Just dropped $27 on 6 cookies. Review will be coming out this weekend so stay tuned
May 21 2021 1:48PM
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GrapeHunter
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hdubs

Just dropped $27 on 6 cookies. Review will be coming out this weekend so stay tuned


thats already an awful start to your review lmfao
May 23 2021 12:30AM
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Turd__Authority
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Overrated imo. But a nice novelty here or there
May 23 2021 12:51AM
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hdubs
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grantlewis_dntmthats already an awful start to your review lmfao

Hah maybe. It's all factored into the verdict tho.
May 23 2021 1:00AM
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CoolChillGuy420
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There's one in my town in a strip mall that is next to a Cafe Rio, and they both put the crossfit gym in between the two stores out of business lmao. Its one of the most popular Mormon hangouts in the area
May 23 2021 12:30PM
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Dnolly
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WoFlowzI think it’s the combination or no friends and spending most of my time on a dying ski website


I never thought a thread about cookies would have such a relatable comment
May 23 2021 1:11PM
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