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I fucked up on tinder

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ski_salmon69
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So one of my pictures on tinder is me in my ski kit because i look swag as fuck. Anyways i match with this girl and she’s like we should go skiing sometime, so i’m like alright sure. And then i realize she works at my local and i legit see her there like all the time, so she must’ve recognized me. So if i screw this up it might be hella weird seeing her there all the time. But the real kicker is she wants me to teach her rails and idk if she can even ski. So yeah, let’s see how this goes

**This thread was edited on Feb 14th 2021 at 9:08:37pm
Feb 14 2021 9:07PM
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MaimHelp
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Fuck her cheeks
Feb 14 2021 9:28PM
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ASSholebomber22
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MaimHelpFuck her cheeks


Have some respect bro

*clap* her cheeks
Feb 14 2021 9:38PM
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Idahoe
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BiffbarfHave some respect bro

*clap* her cheeks


how gentlemanly of u
Feb 14 2021 10:14PM
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dolanslebensraum
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ski_salmon69she wants me to teach her rails

**This thread was edited on Feb 14th 2021 at 9:08:37pm


Thats code
Feb 14 2021 10:23PM
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Young_patty
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ah dude who cares dude, just take her skiing- wow her with some K-feds, teach her to slide a box, get some hot coco in the chalet together and then you're in
Feb 14 2021 10:54PM
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ski_salmon69
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DolansLebensraumThats code


code for me to rail her
Feb 14 2021 10:59PM
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little1337
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lip on b 2 and if you fuck up, ski to the car and never go to that mountain again
Feb 14 2021 11:00PM
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TheMoostafian
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Feb 15 2021 1:41AM
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JASTEW206
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That's Gay as hell!
Feb 15 2021 2:06AM
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animator
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little1337lip on b 2 and if you fuck up, ski to the car and never go to that mountain again


This. And inb4 pee in her butt
Feb 15 2021 4:25PM
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isaacwrong
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disguise and change up kit:

if you normally wear 108 TTP, XXL pants, murdered out goggles and full tilts then

wear patagonia shmedium, track pants and cop a used pair of revisions, vice versa
Feb 15 2021 4:33PM
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JAHpow
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Ski up to her
Ask her if she knows Tom Wallisch
???
Nakey time
Feb 15 2021 4:55PM
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roddy116
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Generic pee in her butt post.
Feb 15 2021 5:02PM
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cantridemoguls
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sorry babe the tall t does NOT come off in the bedroom
Feb 15 2021 6:42PM
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skiP.E.I.
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inb4 she sees this thread. Sounds like it could be a good situation though tbh.
Feb 15 2021 7:53PM
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zues
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Get those cheeks clapping
Feb 15 2021 9:46PM
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gilbertressel
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If you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle.
Feb 16 2021 8:37AM
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zues
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hahah this is awesome.
gilbertresselIf you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle.
Feb 16 2021 8:55AM
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zoinked
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What's up with you and prosthetics? no hate just curious... What to do you do with it, put it in ur butt
Feb 16 2021 4:51PM
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ski_salmon69
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skiP.E.I.inb4 she sees this thread. Sounds like it could be a good situation though tbh.


bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
Feb 17 2021 4:38PM
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yessirskiii_
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Guts Guts Guts
Feb 17 2021 6:32PM
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byubound
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ski_salmon69bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk


Ouch
Feb 18 2021 3:29PM
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SlitherySnake
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ski_salmon69bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk


she belongs to the streets
Feb 21 2021 7:00PM
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Headache
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She’s tryna use you for free lessons
Feb 23 2021 1:49PM
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mistaNasty
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kaylie palmer? yeah she probably cant hit a rail but somehow sponsored. GL she seems annoying af just like everyother tiktok skier
Feb 23 2021 2:32PM
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safety.third
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ski_salmon69bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk


Maybe she just goes to a different school
Feb 23 2021 2:51PM
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animator
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mistaNastykaylie palmer? yeah she probably cant hit a rail but somehow sponsored. GL she seems annoying af just like everyother tiktok skier


Wait OP is the girl you’re referring to Kaylie Palmer? She’s a generic tik tok skier you deserve better
Feb 23 2021 2:52PM
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mistaNasty
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animatorWait OP is the girl you’re referring to Kaylie Palmer? She’s a generic tik tok skier you deserve better


not sure lol just making a joke, looks like shes on here tho because my reply got downvoted lmfao
Feb 23 2021 3:00PM
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animator
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mistaNastynot sure lol just making a joke, looks like shes on here tho because my reply got downvoted lmfao


I don’t understand how she’s getting free shit?? 😂😂😂
Feb 23 2021 3:21PM
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GrandThings
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animatorI don’t understand how she’s getting free shit?? 😂😂😂


Surely it has nothing to do with her 50k+ followers and 1 million likes?!?!
Feb 23 2021 4:14PM
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GayWolf420
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its okay dude, i suggested to a girl i was chatting with that mentioned she had some foot pain issues to go and get guasha massages on her feet and I came off as a foot fetishist and got ghosted
Feb 23 2021 4:28PM
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animator
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GrandThingsSurely it has nothing to do with her 50k+ followers and 1 million likes?!?!


Would a company want to support a skier who can show off their products with skill, rather than tik tok tho? I get what you’re saying and as far as marketing goes it makes sense but to me if I was in charge of who got free shit, it would be people who are actually out skiing and putting out content of them SKIING, not making cringe 30 second videos on a children’s platform
Feb 23 2021 4:51PM
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GrandThings
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animatorWould a company want to support a skier who can show off their products with skill, rather than tik tok tho? I get what you’re saying and as far as marketing goes it makes sense but to me if I was in charge of who got free shit, it would be people who are actually out skiing and putting out content of them SKIING, not making cringe 30 second videos on a children’s platform


So since Atomic is the company that is seemingly sending her product lets us them as an example. Beau Wells is one of my favorite skiers. I think he has sick style, good trick selection and seems like an overall pretty cool dude. Deff someone that would make me think about buying a product he uses. He has 21K followers on Instagram compared to this girl's 50k on TikTok.

While yes, I do agree that TikTok videos and the stuff this girl posts are pretty cringe, her content clearly resonates with a larger audience and floating her product is a pretty damn good way for a company to get their items in front of potential customers. Just because you and I dont like it, doesnt mean that others dont, and the follower count/engagement numbers here kinda speak for themselves.

It totally sucks but the reality is that sales are a numbers game and an attractive girl posting fun dance-y videos with limited ski-content can slang just as many skis for a company as a legit team rider. I'm not saying I like it, or I agree with it, or I think its a totally fool-proof strategy, but I think people saying "OMG why would they send her product, she's not even good?" are pretty damn naive.

(I DO think this is an important reason to support "core" companies who reinvest back into the actual freeski community where they can.)
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zues
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To be completely honest I’ve never had luck on tinder or bumble. All of my hookups and girlfriends have come from people I’ve met in class, worked with, met on vacation etc. Power to the people who can pull it off online but I’ve never had any luck whatsoever.

**This post was edited on Feb 23rd 2021 at 6:24:12pm
Feb 23 2021 6:23PM
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casual
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Bro, it won’t be weird. You’re making it weird already, though.

Here’s this woman in your social bubble and you met her on tinder, instead of in person. Is there not like a social bubble at your area?
Feb 23 2021 9:51PM
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AbiH
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ski_salmon69bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk


Bahahahahaha if I was her and I saw this I would die, and def still go out
Mar 4 2021 12:31AM
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ski_salmon69
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There’s some scary bitches on tinder, the one goth chick asked me if i wanted to hang out in the manga section of the library because we’d be alone there

like wtf i’ve known you for like an hour
May 4 2021 12:25AM
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SurfinCow
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ski_salmon69There’s some scary bitches on tinder, the one goth chick asked me if i wanted to hang out in the manga section of the library because we’d be alone there

like wtf i’ve known you for like an hour


she just wants you to read to her whats the problem?
May 4 2021 2:28AM
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ski_salmon69
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SurfinCowshe just wants you to read to her whats the problem?


or she wants to murder me
May 4 2021 8:29AM
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mountaindewgirl
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ski_salmon69or she wants to murder me


Or an unpleasant attitude towards "bitches", brain rot from porn, and commodification of women on OLD sites has got you projecting a fantasy of sexual violence on her in what would be a pretty nice sounding library date in a public space.

Fuck online dating.
May 4 2021 9:40AM
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ski_salmon69
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larilinesignOr an unpleasant attitude towards "bitches", brain rot from porn, and commodification of women on OLD sites has got you projecting a fantasy of sexual violence on her in what would be a pretty nice sounding library date in a public space.

Fuck online dating.


i forgot to add she doesn’t even like to read though so that’s what had me a little confused. but ya fuck these dating sites, actually meeting someone naturally is way easier tbh
May 4 2021 12:13PM
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Session
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larilinesignFuck online dating.

I mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.
May 4 2021 12:35PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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unironically pee in her butt
May 4 2021 1:03PM
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SofaKingSick
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SessionI mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.


my only concern would be how to confirm she wasn't an AI. ya know like in Ex Machina
May 4 2021 1:18PM
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mountaindewgirl
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SessionI mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.


Oh yeah thats how I got a great brother in law. The wholesome days of match.com like 10-15 years ago seem so far lost
May 4 2021 6:08PM
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MaimHelp
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larilinesignOh yeah thats how I got a great brother in law. The wholesome days of match.com like 10-15 years ago seem so far lost


My cousin met his wife on a Craigslist post stating “looking for 4/20 friend”
May 4 2021 6:23PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MaimHelpMy cousin met his wife on a Craigslist post stating “looking for 4/20 friend”


Awwww modern day romance
May 4 2021 6:27PM
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Notaskibum
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anyone know what dating app melinda gates is on ?
May 4 2021 7:03PM
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vibecheck
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Notaskibumanyone know what dating app melinda gates is on ?


this classy AF🥂🥂🥂
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