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I fucked up on tinder

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ski_salmon69
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So one of my pictures on tinder is me in my ski kit because i look swag as fuck. Anyways i match with this girl and she’s like we should go skiing sometime, so i’m like alright sure. And then i realize she works at my local and i legit see her there like all the time, so she must’ve recognized me. So if i screw this up it might be hella weird seeing her there all the time. But the real kicker is she wants me to teach her rails and idk if she can even ski. So yeah, let’s see how this goes

**This thread was edited on Feb 14th 2021 at 9:08:37pm
Feb 14 2021 9:07PM
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ski_salmon69
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Notaskibumanyone know what dating app melinda gates is on ?


don’t tell bill but i’m already engaged to her
May 4 2021 7:29PM
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Granby_killdozer
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larilinesigncommodification of women on OLD sites


Are you... no. There's no fucking way you're serious with this. Have you ever tried online dating as a man? I'll give you a little hint. Women aren't the ones that are commodified.

And brain rot from porn... REALLY!?!

fuckin femcels...
May 4 2021 8:03PM
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WoFlowz
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Sego big horn
May 4 2021 10:23PM
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dolanslebensraum
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TheMoostafian

I have never seen this guy before in my life.



but for some reason he seems incredibly based.
May 5 2021 12:37AM
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signtime
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Craw_DaddyAre you... no. There's no fucking way you're serious with this. Have you ever tried online dating as a man? I'll give you a little hint. Women aren't the ones that are commodified.

And brain rot from porn... REALLY!?!

fuckin femcels...



May 5 2021 2:30AM
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Granby_killdozer
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larilinesign


Oh the irony of someone with such a huge victimhood complex posting this... Go write another novel about why you cant get a summit county bro to like you lol.
May 5 2021 9:32AM
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GrandThings
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Notaskibumanyone know what dating app melinda gates is on ?


Its called Raya and my application has been pending for like 4 months lol
May 5 2021 9:47AM
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signtime
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Craw_DaddyOh the irony of someone with such a huge victimhood complex posting this... Go write another novel about why you cant get a summit county bro to like you lol.





That's okay baby, mommy loves you ❤

Mommy just wants you to grow up big and strong and make our sport look somewhat respectable 🍼
May 5 2021 10:14AM
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ski_salmon69
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larilinesign


That's okay baby, mommy loves you ❤

Mommy just wants you to grow up big and strong and make our sport look somewhat respectable 🍼



May 5 2021 10:18AM
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Notaskibum
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larilinesign


That's okay baby, mommy loves you ❤

Mommy just wants you to grow up big and strong and make our sport look somewhat respectable 🍼


When are y'all gonna date already
May 5 2021 10:32AM
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Granby_killdozer
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NotaskibumWhen are y'all gonna date already


I'm taken but if @larilinesign is into pegging maybe we can work something out.
May 5 2021 11:23AM
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signtime
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Craw_DaddyI'm taken but if @larilinesign is into pegging maybe we can work something out.


Oh hell yeah best lay I ever had was pegging a paralympian. I'm down asf
May 5 2021 3:46PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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WoFlowzSego big horn


Yous can all suck mah Big Horn. Mah Big Horn 96 to be precise.
May 5 2021 8:24PM
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TheMoostafian
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larilinesignOh hell yeah best lay I ever had was pegging a paralympian. I'm down asf



May 5 2021 8:27PM
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TheMoostafian
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DolansLebensraumI have never seen this guy before in my life.



but for some reason he seems incredibly based.


I rarely get tricked by satirical or fake videos, but I thought those were real news broadcasts until like 6 months ago.

But yeah he's based as fuck.
May 5 2021 8:29PM
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SurfinCow
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larilinesignOh hell yeah best lay I ever had was pegging a paralympian. I'm down asf


where do I sign up?
May 5 2021 10:09PM
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McNoche
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It’s not gay to get your dick sucked
May 5 2021 11:30PM
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MiIfHunter
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Get a fucking life u loser
Jun 26 2021 3:59PM
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Pigeon.
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ski_salmon69There’s some scary bitches on tinder, the one goth chick asked me if i wanted to hang out in the manga section of the library because we’d be alone there

like wtf i’ve known you for like an hour


send her my way
Jul 5 2021 12:50PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I don’t see how you fucked up. When I was on tinder, it was usually a plus to match with someone you know.
ski_salmon69So one of my pictures on tinder is me in my ski kit because i look swag as fuck. Anyways i match with this girl and she’s like we should go skiing sometime, so i’m like alright sure. And then i realize she works at my local and i legit see her there like all the time, so she must’ve recognized me. So if i screw this up it might be hella weird seeing her there all the time. But the real kicker is she wants me to teach her rails and idk if she can even ski. So yeah, let’s see how this goes

**This thread was edited on Feb 14th 2021 at 9:08:37pm
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