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Trump has COVID and I can't stop laughing.

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skierman
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But let's be serious for a minute here....






Come up with your favorite joke about this fat, racist fuck catching COVID.
Oct 2 2020 7:39AM
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MiIfHunter
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He is a Proud Boy
Oct 2 2020 7:44AM
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little1337
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If he didn't take the test he wouldn't have gotten it!
Oct 2 2020 7:58AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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It is what it is.
Oct 2 2020 8:27AM
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DayMan
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Maybe Biden will get it too and they'll both die and then we can just start fresh
Oct 2 2020 9:13AM
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zues
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the virus so dangerous you need a test to know you have it. Can't wait until he's back offending you clowns.
Oct 2 2020 9:17AM
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zues
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"I've had common colds that were worse, China can't even manufacture a virus correctly"

You all will be so up in arms. Justify the downplay lol.
Oct 2 2020 9:26AM
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armchair_skier
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If he recovers he will double down on his hoax virus agenda thing.
Could all be a fake stunt by him tbh.
If he dies that would be hilarious.
Oct 2 2020 9:26AM
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zues
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armchair_skierIf he recovers he will double down on his hoax virus agenda thing.
Could all be a fake stunt by him tbh.
If he dies that would be hilarious.


speaks volumes to your character.
Oct 2 2020 9:31AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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White House official: Trump experiencing ‘mild’ symptoms of coronavirus after positive test.
Oct 2 2020 9:42AM
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Stainr
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skiermanBut let's be serious for a minute here....






Come up with your favorite joke about this fat, racist fuck catching COVID.


well hes not racist so.... fat jokes?
Oct 2 2020 9:43AM
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GrandThings
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I fully do not believe that he actually has it, rather just says he has it to...

1) Downplay the symptoms when he "miraculously" recovers
2) Get out of the remaining debates after the shitshow we saw earlier this week
3) Attempt to postpone the election
4) WHEN he loses the election he has something to blame it on
Oct 2 2020 9:44AM
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zues
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GrandThingsI fully do not believe that he actually has it, rather just says he has it to...

1) Downplay the symptoms when he "miraculously" recovers
2) Get out of the remaining debates after the shitshow we saw earlier this week
3) Attempt to postpone the election
4) WHEN he loses the election he has something to blame it on


bahaha the people who who trust the media blindly about certain things, deny other things. So which is it, defund the media, or the media is right?
Oct 2 2020 9:58AM
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armchair_skier
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zuesspeaks volumes to your character.


I don't have a deathwish for the man; but his leadership during the pandemic has been a joke. If he were to succumb to COVID it would be massively ironic.
Oct 2 2020 10:01AM
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CLQ
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I hope he doesn’t die so we can vote his ass out and he can answer for his numerous crimes.
Oct 2 2020 10:09AM
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skierman
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DayManMaybe Biden will get it too and they'll both die and then we can just start fresh


COVID-19 for President 2020
Oct 2 2020 10:12AM
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zues
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DayManMaybe Biden will get it too and they'll both die and then we can just start fresh


best post in this thread. Picking a side is for idiots. Love rustling lib feathers in this forum though.
Oct 2 2020 10:25AM
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zues
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The left spent all week demanding Trump condemn hate and today they're hoping he dies. Gotta love that lefty logic. dumbass fucking tree huggers. LOL OMG WTF
Oct 2 2020 10:43AM
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skierman
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zuesThe left spent all week demanding Trump condemn hate and today they're hoping he dies. Gotta love that lefty logic. dumbass fucking tree huggers. LOL OMG WTF


You sound triggered, proud boy.






Look at the bight side, this is the first time Melania has been positive since Trump took office.
Oct 2 2020 10:50AM
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zues
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skiermanYou sound triggered, proud boy.






Look at the bight side, this is the first time Melania has been positive since Trump took office.


says the dude who has to quote it. HEHE, nice refute.
Oct 2 2020 11:05AM
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MiIfHunter
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Agreed.

i don’t believe that fucker for a second until I see the smoking gun.
GrandThingsI fully do not believe that he actually has it, rather just says he has it to...

1) Downplay the symptoms when he "miraculously" recovers
2) Get out of the remaining debates after the shitshow we saw earlier this week
3) Attempt to postpone the election
4) WHEN he loses the election he has something to blame it on


zuesbest post in this thread. Picking a side is for idiots. Love rustling lib feathers in this forum though.
Oct 2 2020 11:07AM
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CLQ
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GrandThingsI fully do not believe that he actually has it, rather just says he has it to...

1) Downplay the symptoms when he "miraculously" recovers
2) Get out of the remaining debates after the shitshow we saw earlier this week
3) Attempt to postpone the election
4) WHEN he loses the election he has something to blame it on


Fr i'm not sure if he has it, that debate was disastrous for trump. The polls right now show Biden dominating trump
Oct 2 2020 11:27AM
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zues
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CLQFr i'm not sure if he has it, that debate was disastrous for trump. The polls right now show Biden dominating trump


Oh boy, we all know what that means! NOTHING =)
Oct 2 2020 11:29AM
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CLQ
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zuesOh boy, we all know what that means! NOTHING =)


Polls are the best indication of how someone is doing in a race, a 10 point lead in the polls doesn't guarantee a win. Anyway, keep thinking that trump is going to win, it will only help Biden.
Oct 2 2020 11:33AM
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GrandThings
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zuesbahaha the people who who trust the media blindly about certain things, deny other things. So which is it, defund the media, or the media is right?


Lol when did I say anything about the media? He tweeted it out himself...?
Oct 2 2020 11:43AM
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zues
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CLQPolls are the best indication of how someone is doing in a race, a 10 point lead in the polls doesn't guarantee a win. Anyway, keep thinking that trump is going to win, it will only help Biden.


They're both shitty options. I don't think Trump is going to win, i just remember 2016 and had to remind you about it too =)
Oct 2 2020 11:50AM
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zues
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GrandThingsLol when did I say anything about the media? He tweeted it out himself...?


Oh sorry, Twitter isn't media right? my bad
Oct 2 2020 11:51AM
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zues
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Trolling is over, time for killington boys.
Oct 2 2020 11:55AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Regardless of if he actually has it or not (who gives a fuck by the way no shot he dies), he is going to use it to gain voters in the up coming election.
Oct 2 2020 11:57AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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zuesOh sorry, Twitter isn't media right? my bad


When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Oct 2 2020 12:00PM
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MiIfHunter
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Where is the smoking gun?
Oct 2 2020 12:05PM
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skierman
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zuesTrolling is over, time for killington boys.


You ski at Killington?

No wonder you're such a miserable person.
Oct 2 2020 12:17PM
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T.L.
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Based on the obsessive and irrational hatred some of you have for Trump, I have a legit concern for you if he wins.

Please don't kill yourself.
Oct 2 2020 12:17PM
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SuspiciousFish
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Does anyone here remember when George W Bush almost died from choking on a pretzel?

Pepperidge farms remembers....
Oct 2 2020 12:23PM
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MiIfHunter
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Wasn’t it a turd?
SuspiciousFishDoes anyone here remember when George W Bush almost died from choking on a pretzel?

Pepperidge farms remembers....
Oct 2 2020 12:25PM
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skierman
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MiIfHunterWasn’t it a turd?


Nah, it was the WMD's Iraq hid away.
Oct 2 2020 12:46PM
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MiIfHunter
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But where is the smoking gun?
skiermanNah, it was the WMD's Iraq hid away.
Oct 2 2020 12:49PM
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little1337
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This does not sound good for either candidate, Biden might as well have it after the controversial make-out portion of the debate. I thought it was a little inappropriate given the current circumstances.
Oct 2 2020 1:15PM
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little1337
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Oct 2 2020 1:23PM
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Casey
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It’s not funny that Trump has COVID, that is a very serious and dangerous disease- oh wait fuck NM
Oct 2 2020 2:00PM
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ronders_
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He infected half of capitol hill... this is gonna be interesting especially bc they're all ancient
Oct 2 2020 3:22PM
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SofaKingSick
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zuesthe virus so dangerous you need a test to know you have it. Can't wait until he's back offending you clowns.


zues"I've had common colds that were worse, China can't even manufacture a virus correctly"

You all will be so up in arms. Justify the downplay lol.


zuesspeaks volumes to your character.


zuesbahaha the people who who trust the media blindly about certain things, deny other things. So which is it, defund the media, or the media is right?


zuesThe left spent all week demanding Trump condemn hate and today they're hoping he dies. Gotta love that lefty logic. dumbass fucking tree huggers. LOL OMG WTF


zuessays the dude who has to quote it. HEHE, nice refute.


zuesOh boy, we all know what that means! NOTHING =)


zuesThey're both shitty options. I don't think Trump is going to win, i just remember 2016 and had to remind you about it too =)


zuesOh sorry, Twitter isn't media right? my bad


zuesbest post in this thread. Picking a side is for idiots. Love rustling lib feathers in this forum though.


zuesTrolling is over, time for killington boys.



comprises a third of this thread fighting the fight for trump, but he's not picking a side. oh and he's just "trolling"

it must be weird supporting an admin so egregious that you're not even willing to admit youre a supporter
Oct 2 2020 3:29PM
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danbrown
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GrandThingsI fully do not believe that he actually has it, rather just says he has it to...

1) Downplay the symptoms when he "miraculously" recovers
2) Get out of the remaining debates after the shitshow we saw earlier this week
3) Attempt to postpone the election
4) WHEN he loses the election he has something to blame it on


i'm with you here. he'll say he was barely affected by it and his strong immune system conquered it easily.
Oct 2 2020 4:08PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Was his idea of draining the swamp just infecting Capitol Hill with COVID so all those dusty congressmen and senators finally die off?
Oct 2 2020 5:31PM
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r00kie
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Worst political thread yet.
Oct 2 2020 5:44PM
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elcheapo
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Does this mean he's not the chosen one? What a let down ,all the people who worshiped him.
Oct 2 2020 10:02PM
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iced
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zuesbest post in this thread. Picking a side is for idiots. Love rustling lib feathers in this forum though.

enjoy your e-victory champ
Oct 2 2020 10:28PM
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Casey
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TnskiDoes this mean he's not the chosen one? What a let down ,all the people who worshiped him.


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
Oct 2 2020 10:51PM
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skierman
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DON'T WORRY, THIS TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL IS JUST PHASE 2 OF HIS ANNUAL CHECKUP!


EVERYTHING IS FINE!
Oct 2 2020 11:25PM
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MiIfHunter
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skiermanDON'T WORRY, THIS TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL IS JUST PHASE 2 OF HIS ANNUAL CHECKUP!


EVERYTHING IS FINE!


ITS A HOAX

HE DOES NOT HAVE COVID

WHO THE FUCK IS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ANYTHING THE GOVERNMENT TELLS US?

WHERE IS THE SMOKING GUN?
Oct 3 2020 12:12AM
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HypeBeast
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zuesTrolling is over, time for killington boys.


Of course you ski Killington fuck boi. Prime example of the types of douchebags who make me not want to ski there again.
Oct 3 2020 12:16AM
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