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Trump has COVID and I can't stop laughing.

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skierman
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But let's be serious for a minute here....






Come up with your favorite joke about this fat, racist fuck catching COVID.
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zues
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skiermanThey're still called coils, you stupid shit.

You replaced the fork and then replaced the coil in the new fork? Good god, gaper. You're sending it with your stupid bullshit, aren't you?


i'm the conservative here, i'm the angry one. Fuck you for being angrier than me.
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MiIfHunter
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How about the correct response is: fuck Trump
Trumpkin2020The proper response here is "I'm not a proud boy or racist. That group has a stupid name anyway"
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snowfinder
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I heard the doctor press conference and I'm one hundred percent sure Trump told them what to say. They didnt sound like doctors they sounded like the doctor note trump wrote and told his doctor to give to the media in 2016.
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skierman
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snowfinderThey didnt sound like doctors they sounded like the doctor note trump wrote and told his doctor to give to the media in 2016.



I can't believe Trump has a NS account! Insane!
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dolanslebensraum
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Skierman how do you consider yourself some sort of category A troll when your too pathetic to adore trump and wish him a speedy recovery...

its funny how some idiots consider you ns greatest troll.

when in reality this is you in troll terms \/



and this is me \/

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elcheapo
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I don't care what anyone says, I am here to tell you this trump motherfucker is playin sick to promote some drug him and his scumbuddys are invested in or getting kickbacks from. но какой
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dolanslebensraum
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TnskiI don't care what anyone says, I am here to tell you this trump motherfucker is playin sick to promote some drug him and his scumbuddys are invested in or getting kickbacks from. но какой

I know right???!!
omgz trump is colluding with the virus
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elcheapo
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DolanReloadedI know right???!!
omgz trump is colluding with the virus


Colluding , so you agree
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HypeBeast
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Bro it's OK to be sick. Ffs clearly a wee bit short of breath and deffffffff holding in coughshttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/975199/Trump-Trembling--Fidgeting--Taking-Short-Breaths-After-Getting-Back-From-Walter-Reed--Stabilized-Vid

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2020 at 2:09:53am
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HypeBeast
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The YouTube comments are edgy. Favorite is Chokahontis
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r00kie
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MiIfHunter
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Trump is calling himself a national hero on twitter
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zues
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MiIfHunterTrump is calling himself a national hero on twitter


oh fuck thanks for breaking news
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zues
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So did this old fat dude actually get it and recover this quickly? where are my hoax people?
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Mtuhockey33
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zuesSo did this old fat dude actually get it and recover this quickly? where are my hoax people?

WHERE IS THE SMOKING GUN?!?

😂😂😂😂😂
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MiIfHunter
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Up Trumps ass
Mtuhockey33WHERE IS THE SMOKING GUN?!?

😂😂😂😂😂
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TRVP_ANGEL
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGRN05EB2rV/
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MiIfHunter
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Classic dogfart.
TRVP_ANGELhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CGRN05EB2rV/
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zues
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zues
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skiermanBut let's be serious for a minute here....






Come up with your favorite joke about this fat, racist fuck catching COVID.


I think the best joke is that covid itself is the joke. HEHE
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zues
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MiIfHunter
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I LIVE BY THE RIVER
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yungona
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TRUMP
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zues
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yungonaTRUMP


Bad
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elcheapo
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Trumpkin2020Bro it's OK to be sick. Ffs clearly a wee bit short of breath and deffffffff holding in coughshttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/975199/Trump-Trembling--Fidgeting--Taking-Short-Breaths-After-Getting-Back-From-Walter-Reed--Stabilized-Vid

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2020 at 2:09:53am


I think he was out of breath from walking up stairs, he's not the athletic type hence the poor sportsmanship
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Bended_Toenail
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zuesI have a custom built canfield enduro.


Never mind I would rather be nice.

Have a good day!

**This post was edited on Oct 16th 2020 at 4:36:12pm
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skierman
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Trump lost. hahahahha
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