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my mom joined ns

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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
she joined and she wont tell me her screen name. i think shes one of the oldest on the site now. this is kinda weird i must say.


'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
Mar 8 2005 12:51PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
no, we are not getting her in the girls cult. thats waaaay wierd.






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
Mar 8 2005 3:07PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
Why not? Maybe she'd have some good advice.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
Mar 8 2005 4:12PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahah is she hott?

-Jason

[www.theonlywarehouse.com]

[www.option5team.com]
Mar 8 2005 4:19PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
probably.
Mar 8 2005 4:50PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
haha wow this is excellent
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Junction 133
Rural Uproar Teaser
'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'
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Mar 9 2005 11:05AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
wow, you mean there is now an official NS milf?? well in that case she needs to be greeted the most appropriate way that i know of..................... boys, get your cocks out! its bukkake time! were gonna fucken glaze her eyes shut then kick her ass outside into the burning sun and cook that semen to a crisp on her face



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 9 2005 12:47PM
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Markman
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 47
I really hope she sees this^ post. That was awesome
Mar 9 2005 3:40PM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
wow,when i read that post a tear came to my eye
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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis

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Mar 9 2005 4:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
more than likely she'd wanna hook up after reading that



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 9 2005 7:29PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
hahaha Lat




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Mar 9 2005 7:34PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hhahahaha i love lat
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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
Mar 9 2005 10:08PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
pictures, immediately.
www.mauiimedia.com





P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
Mar 9 2005 10:28PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
MILF
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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
Mar 9 2005 11:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
post a pic of your mom i wanna see what she looks like



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 10 2005 4:28AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
hahahahahahahHA! lat..


-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
Mar 10 2005 6:58AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
lat i love you


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Mar 10 2005 9:58AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL bukkake! Fuck do i ever love gang bangs.
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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Mar 11 2005 9:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Mmmmm... But people, seriously, I'm saving myself for a special kind of GILF.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Mar 11 2005 9:33PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
Geodude i'd like to fuck?
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Mar 12 2005 12:45AM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
grandma i'd like to fuck i think
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Screw this I'm going skiing
Mar 12 2005 1:58AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
I'm his mother

eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'


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*NWFT*
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Mar 12 2005 2:43AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Mmmmm, it is indeed a grandmother I'd like to fuck. I mean there is nothing like getting a black eye from her swinging meatbags as her 90 yearold fly trap rides me like a gay guy on a seat post.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 12 2005 9:11AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
hahahahah!!! woo man!


-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

similarity does not equal relationship
Mar 12 2005 9:49AM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
(runs in fear)
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club seals not umm...
Mar 12 2005 9:58AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
theres some gilfs out there man



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 12 2005 11:22AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
^yes i have, she cant be 50, and if she is shes on some miracle drug
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Mar 12 2005 4:30PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
xxSimsxx has a HOT grandmother, shes only 50 tho so i dunno if thats against the rules or what.

hot mom too...
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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
Mar 12 2005 7:12PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
I mean there is nothing like getting a black eye from her swinging meatbags as her 90 yearold fly trap rides me like a gay guy on a seat post.



omg i choked on what i was eating...that is fucking awsome!
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Dragons Lair
Mar 12 2005 7:22PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
I vommited what i just ate. That wasnt very fun! But still hillarious!
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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!

'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
Mar 12 2005 10:56PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
hahaha where do you find so much inspiration lat, skiierman also, like how do you make such creative posts??? If my mom was on that site she'd ground me just for being a member after having read the NSG for 2minutes...



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Mar 12 2005 11:26PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Experience mostly.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
Mar 12 2005 11:33PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

**Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
**They replaiced his knee caps with testicles left over from another sex change surgery and he landed too hard blowing up the testicles in his knees and resulted in destroying his legs. -Skiierman on why Pep hasn't competed recently

similarity does not equal relationship
Mar 13 2005 8:49AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i just say what comes to my mind first



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Mar 13 2005 4:32PM
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*b$hip*
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
maybe the worst thing ever


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make that money

cash, check or credit card
Mar 13 2005 4:40PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
MILF! MILF! MILF!
[Once, I] got a bj in the back of my dads truck on a road trip while both parents were up front-Norred
Mar 13 2005 10:19PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
there's an example!! lat, kid's a hero


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Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
Mar 14 2005 12:41AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
haha lat

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