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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
what do you guys have as your messgae on your phone. right now i have my friend jake doing a rasta. chant about me and shit, its awesome. but my mom just went off on me about how its 1 min 40 secs long, and not me. so shes making me change it, sucks i love my message its sweet
what do you guys have as yours and if you wanna hear mine, tell me before the end of the day, cause i love having people hear mine i'm really proud of it

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Feb 27 2005 3:41PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
i have a late night chat kind of thing. im like. 'hey this is jake. im here. thinking of you'


pretty sick
Feb 27 2005 3:43PM
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JohnnyQuid
Posts: 354 - Karma: 19
I've got one of my friends doing a wookie
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Feb 27 2005 3:45PM
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skifiend
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 13
You're mom is making you change it?!?!? Tell her no, it's your phone.....unnnnless mommy pays for your phone. In that case, do what she says.

Smuggs kicks ass



Fat skis, Tight trees
Feb 27 2005 3:49PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
hello **wait 3 seconds* hello??**wait another three seconds** oh yea. well im not here...or i justdont wanna pick up the phone. so you can leave a message at the beep.


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Feb 27 2005 3:52PM
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BxB
Posts: 809 - Karma: 38
yea dude my mom always yelled at me bc my message was like 2 min long of just funny shit so i changed it to, leave a massage

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
Feb 27 2005 3:53PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
yea she pays for my phone and shes like no one wants to waste there money waiting to leave you a message. but you guys have got to hear my message its awesome

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Feb 27 2005 3:56PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
is this jake the digger from sms?


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Feb 27 2005 4:02PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
haha yes it is!!

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Feb 27 2005 4:14PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
^whats ur number, ill fone it to see



Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Feb 27 2005 4:19PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
'Yo, this is Derek, leave a message.'



Derek
Feb 27 2005 4:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I don't have a phone... God I am such a looser!





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



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Feb 27 2005 4:24PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
mine is me in grade 4 in a really high pitched girly voice saying something about not being home. Its pretty good



jibba jabba
Feb 27 2005 5:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my friend has a line of snoop saying ' its the mother fucken' then it says his name its pretyt hilarious



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Feb 27 2005 5:48PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
mine is

bonjour, je suis désolé, mais Jack n'est pas ici maintenant. il mange son fromage avec beaucoup femmes sans son pantalon. laisse un message svp
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Feb 27 2005 6:02PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
and excuse the grammar, i suck at french (considering i'm taking spanish...)
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junkapparel... we make clothes.
Feb 27 2005 6:03PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
Mine used to be 'HEY! what's up? '

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 27 2005 6:03PM
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Jordan_P
Posts: 621 - Karma: 33
mine is, 'what mothafucka!'


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is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Feb 27 2005 6:14PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
and mine is various lines from 'Banana Phone'

'holy shit!you threw that remote pretty hard man. pretty fuckin hard'
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ba-dum-ching!
Feb 27 2005 6:16PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
mine was

hey...........whos this......oh hey whats up.......wait stop i dont care cuz im not here.....(a buncha people copied me so i changed)

then i changed it to 2 minutes of TV speakers RIGHT aftrer the sox won the seriies and me and friends were going nuts and the TV was like THE RED SOX WIN!!


now its my full name really dragged out


Stay Classy Newschoolers
Feb 27 2005 6:19PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
'hey its justin, not around, give me a shout some other time, thanks'
payce.

(dfp represent)
- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм
Feb 27 2005 6:23PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i got soo frustrated with you justin when id call you and youd say 'Hey whats up?' but it wasnt you... Mine right now is really funny... I dont remeber how it goes, but there are parts like 'if your schitsophrinic listen carefully and a voice will tell you which voice to press. If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 and 5. If your parinoid stay on the line and well trace your call.... ect.' I think its hallarious.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 27 2005 6:23PM
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Jordan_P
Posts: 621 - Karma: 33
I might change mine to me on the toilet....'hey not here takin' a shit...uugghhh!'


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is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Feb 27 2005 6:23PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
skibrdingbitch- do u skiboard? and are u the girl who put a video of herself naked up?

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Feb 27 2005 6:23PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
no, now i ride trouble makers, i made this sn when newschoolers first came out and i skiboarded.
and yes thats me...

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Feb 27 2005 6:57PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
^ i saw


D$
Feb 27 2005 7:00PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
mine just says 'holy shit' from banana phone abd my mom wasn't to please with that one, she said its vulgar
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Feb 27 2005 7:01PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
i did my friends and we blared music and i waslike hello?.......HELLO??? oh heres will, HA MOTHAFUCKA LEAVE A MESSSAGE
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Feb 27 2005 7:05PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
mine used to be ' hello (long pause) hello, (another long pause) HELLOOOO. hey we arent here right now. leave ur name and number and we'll get back to you. later






~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
Feb 27 2005 7:23PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
mine gose
hello...hello!?...can you hear me now?......yeah it's chloe not here leave a message.


-Chloe
Feb 27 2005 9:52PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
I made this really gay rap

This is the Bibler hiz-ouse and im hear to say
you called and left a message that is gay
you called us on your telephone
now leave a message at the tone, biatch

yeah i was drunk- shut up

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Just shut up and ski.
Feb 27 2005 9:58PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
my friends just says chorizo over and over in the coomputer's voice. chorizo means sausage in spanish

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Feb 27 2005 9:58PM
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troublemakers
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
the intro of a gross song.
Feb 28 2005 8:57AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
your mom owns you, you cant even have what you want on your own phone



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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Feb 28 2005 9:02AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
dude you've meet my mom before shes crazy

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
Feb 28 2005 9:08AM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
standard greeting, though i do screw around and have girls do my message occasionally, it confuses the hell out of people
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Just ski.

dynastarconcept
yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

Feb 28 2005 9:56AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea i hate when people have there answering machine pretending their there but arent...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Feb 28 2005 11:59AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uh not really




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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Feb 28 2005 12:51PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
bonjour, je suis désolé, mais Jack n'est pas ici maintenant. il mange son fromage avec beaucoup femmes sans son pantalon. laisse un message svp

hello i am sorry, but jack is not here now. he is eating cheese with many pantless women. leave a messege

yay i still rememeber france talk
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Feb 28 2005 3:58PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
'i recorded this off my tv- life is like a box of cholcolates, you never know what your gonna gettt.' haha in forrest's retarded ass redneck accent.
Feb 28 2005 4:34PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
yeah, that french message was a little confusing, the wording doesnt sound right at all, but the message is pretty clear.

mine i 'anthoneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy' then it beeps.

it used to be the 'hello....hey hows it goin? leave a message'



-Anthony
Feb 28 2005 4:34PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
my uncle use to have it like hey........how are you......what's up........ and it go on for quit a bit, and my grandmother ended up taking to the answering machine for 1 hour
*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Feb 28 2005 4:40PM
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.scott.
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 27
i honestly can't stand the long messages...they are annoying. i'm too lazy to pull the phone away from my face just to press one so i can tell whoever i'm calling to hit back. mine's short and sweet, 'hey you got scott, i'm not here, so if you wanna leave a message, go for it...'
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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
Feb 28 2005 4:42PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
mine is napoleon dynamite he's liek 'last week, japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of lake loch ness, to blow nessie out of the water'
*Laura*

trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Feb 28 2005 6:21PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
alright so where can i get a vid of this naked chick?


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Holdin' it down for the South Ontarioans
Feb 28 2005 6:35PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Deleted... A long time ago on a website far, far away...





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Feb 28 2005 9:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Deleted... A long time ago on a website far, far away...





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Feb 28 2005 9:13PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
she wasn't totally naked, just showed her weak-ass tits haha.

it may still be around somewhere...
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FROSTMONKEY
Feb 28 2005 9:37PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
yeah, that french message was a little confusing, the wording doesnt sound right at all, but the message is pretty clear.

haha, yeah - i take spanish in school and have absolutely no experience in french, so i imagine that it sounds awkward to someone that actually knows the language.
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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator


junkapparel... we make clothes.
Feb 28 2005 10:06PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^^ HAHA she wasnt naked in your version. trust me homie you only got the PG-13 exclusive. just like all the rest of the school i believe.



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Feb 28 2005 10:11PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
I dialed the wrong number once and the message was
that 'I'm Too Sexy' song only
'I'm to sexy for my phone leave a message at the tone, I'll call when I get home


To Huck or Not to Huck
Thats a Stupid Question
Mar 1 2005 8:33AM
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