answering machine messages

mine goes hey this is andrew, then a pause while they think im there and start talkin and then the beep comes in after likek 15sec
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

Hey whats up...(wait 10 seconds so that they think your there) after that just be like, no, im not home leave a message
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'hey whats up.... can you hold on im at home ill call you back from my home phone....'


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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i used to have mine as... 'Hey... whats up? ... yep, mmhmmm... ok....................leave a message!'

(people would actually be having a convo with my phone thinking i was there. they hated that)
...ohhhhhhhhhhh! unnatural!

- Harvιє .(dfp represent)
'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... Go for it'
'i'll make it... wwwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'i'm only paying for two'

thejackamo... you copied me!! not really, but mine is:
bonjour vous avez atteint le téléphone des becky. je suis désolé, mais elle est actuellement nue dans le lit avec un type chaud alimentant sa crême glacée. laissez un message et elle obtiendra de nouveau à vous
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!

whoopsie: avec un homme de handsom**
'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!

'Hello' *wait two seconds* 'Oh Hi' *wait 3 seconds* 'Good, so hows it goin' *wait a while* Leave a message.

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7

that is so freakin old... not to mention annoying...

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!

yeah, like, everyone and their dog has that
*Laura*

trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

haha my mom made me change mine too! cause it was just me like belching super loud then hey leave one. but then she called my phone and was like 'OMG! that isnt lady like! change it right now!' and she made me do it in front of her so.. i couldnt not do it
Its Morphin Time!
GO GO POWER RANGERS

I used the computer microsoft sam voice thing to record a message.
Jib That Shit

i found my full one on the internet, so im posting it now.

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'