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Forum insanity reaching all time .. high? low?

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
well hey lil whippersnappers

how old are you. i bet 50% are younger than 15.

shouldnt we acknowledge our target audiences? who and what we say to who about what and when and who to?

or just confure the chist outta em

thats right. christ.

no theres too much crap threads....

i propose a new gabber..... for noobers

noober gabber

hahaha


noober gabber


hahahaha


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ahh thats good.
so i got published!

yay me, im on that road...to....what is it... posterity?....fame?....glory?.......riches?........no, egotistical gabble jabber.

narciscistic righteous inflammation of the peverbial ego.

or something.

im drunk.

kids, look at what drinking does.

and smoking pot.

its bad, it makes you super sane..i mean CrAzY!!!

dont get your kids high.. society might collapse.


peace all yall haters and lovers and migrant strings of proteins....


Shawn.

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Feb 25 2005 2:56AM
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almostaskier
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now we know where you get your inspiration: intoxication...

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Feb 25 2005 6:39AM
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clrumivier4life
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I want your autograph so when you're famous, all the little kids will be like 'I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!1!@!' And I can smack them in the face and flaunt my peice of paper and then they'll be jealous and want to have sex with me.


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Feb 25 2005 6:59AM
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rodadeaco
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^ you want all the little kids to want to have sex with you?

big whoop wanna fight about it?
Feb 25 2005 12:15PM
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davidh
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that was one of the best PUI (posting under the influence (my acronym that I just created)) this site has ever seen. yay!
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Feb 25 2005 12:50PM
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Craigskis
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Random story... When i was like 15 someone told me to go get VInnie D. autograph, they told me, he's going to be the next Jean-Luc Brassard, so i walked up to him and asked him if he was Vinnie, in a super french accent he said yes and stood up, when i realized I was much taller than him, i told him to forget it... (1997 or 8' ish) then he blew up.. that season

So get Shawn's signature while you can...
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Feb 25 2005 1:00PM
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Ryno
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i cant even keep up with the insanity of how fast threads move here...its insane and most post in threads are skimable.

i have a habit of checking peoples icons and only looking at post from people i know say not stupid shit
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Feb 25 2005 1:19PM
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skipimp_
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my signatures hilarious. the bank always gives me a hard time.

jerks.

Yeah, ill admit it, some of my best work comes when im loaded and high.

which is a lot of the time.

man, i gotta jam it up with my friends, i wont give up the nglory days with out some kind of fight.

whats that quote about not going softly into the gentle night?

yeah, that one.


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Feb 25 2005 2:36PM
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Huckasorass
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it's only like 3:30 here, and your already toast I love it
Feb 25 2005 3:29PM
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skipimp_
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in the morning


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Feb 25 2005 5:20PM
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skipimp_
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I want some more input on this topic... camon people
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Feb 26 2005 1:26PM
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lipen69
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you complete me ski pimp
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Feb 26 2005 2:10PM
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EastcoastAR5
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at least ski grabber is pure


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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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Feb 26 2005 3:52PM
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EastCoastPride
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do not go gently into that good night.

but dude, you got published! congrats, man. what was it?


-teddy
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Feb 26 2005 6:02PM
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SteezePatrol
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I did some calculations on my calculator on the recent ns poll....the average age is 16.7

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Feb 26 2005 6:29PM
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Mattman
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^ no 15 is




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

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Feb 26 2005 6:35PM
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SteezePatrol
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not from my poll

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Feb 26 2005 6:37PM
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d-mold
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If this thread was toilet paper I wouldnt even wipe myself with it.
Feb 26 2005 6:45PM
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skipimp_
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Dont even post in my threads with under 500 posts asshile. you have no idea.

fucker.


asshole.


jerkwad.


pillowbiter.


i just got published in a ski mag, a short story.
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Mar 3 2005 2:39AM
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estaked
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i agree skipimp but i need to hear more stories yours are classics
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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

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Mar 3 2005 3:01AM
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skipimp_
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more stories....


hmm



ok ill post another thread will all my latest. since my last thread with 74 pages of my stories... you can still search for it.. 'updated stories 74 pages long'...thatll find it.


k..

time to puke..


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Mar 3 2005 3:14AM
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Huckasorass
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skipimp are you waisted again
Mar 3 2005 9:21AM
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skiierman
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^ No he is in his ''thinking stage.'' There is a difference.





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Mar 3 2005 9:28AM
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skipimp_
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yeah, i dont get wasted, that implies turning off large sections of your brain.
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Mar 3 2005 9:58AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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skipimp you're a criminal, please stop poisoning the minds of these young vulnerable children, it's not your place to do so sir


We pay our debt sometimes.
Mar 3 2005 11:01AM
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Huckasorass
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well- I can't wait to turn off large sections of my brain tonight after work
Mar 3 2005 11:34AM
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skipimp_
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excuse me?

a criminal?

its not your place to air something like that in a public forum where there is a tightly knit community of youths.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.

show me, where , where is it a criminal act to smoke pot in canada.

Criminals DO BAD THINGS

smoking pot is not a BAD thing.

how would you feel if i came into your life and started passing judgement on you and everyone you know, judging your actions and proclaiming it to people i dont know.

you know what the right to free speech means?

I can say FUCK YOU on the internet.

Thats what freedom means to me.

- Don Juan Demarco
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Mar 3 2005 12:16PM
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Bhayter10
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Shawn, please don't confuse post count with any form of intelligence. I have under 500 posts, yet I am an active member of your cult. My post count is low because I usually only post on things that I have more than a one word opinion on.

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Mar 3 2005 6:55PM
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skipimp_
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i wont, im just talking trash.



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Mar 3 2005 6:57PM
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french_fry
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you're a philosopher at heart, I didnt understand what you wrote, but it was surely deeply random...



Gravity sucks

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Mar 3 2005 7:06PM
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rocktheLPs
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what mag did you get published in?
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Mar 3 2005 8:04PM
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mikee
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oh it hought you got a book published..

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Mar 3 2005 9:13PM
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Frostfired
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haha thats wat i thought 2
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if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of strangers- -LaT
Mar 3 2005 9:20PM
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estaked
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ski pimp i have read ur 72 page thread mang
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-teddy (EastCoastPride)



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Mar 3 2005 11:59PM
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skipimp_
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no shit? all of it?

it was in 360 magazine.

dont worry, my book will be published, but i want to make it a movie/book combo.


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holyDINOSAURS
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skipimp is amazing. amen
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