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Proof that Wallisch and Dumont just killed New Wave

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CatdickBojangles
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WE'RE BACK TO THE GOLDEN AGE BOYS!!!! FIRE UP THE GUCCI MANE AND TALL TEES!!!!
Mar 11 2020 2:55PM
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snowfinder
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Afterbang > Wacky waving arms
Mar 11 2020 3:00PM
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CatdickBojangles
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snowfinderAfterbang > Wacky waving arms


Pretzels > Peanut butter
Mar 11 2020 3:01PM
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snowfinder
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CatdickBojanglesPretzels > Peanut butter


ride away landing > swerve landing
Mar 11 2020 3:03PM
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CatdickBojangles
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snowfinderride away landing > swerve landing


Actual Outerwear > some shit from you grandmas closet
Mar 11 2020 3:06PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2722 - Karma: 32,971
CatdickBojanglesActual Outerwear > some shit from you grandmas closet


Gang signs > hugging dudes
Mar 11 2020 3:08PM
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Kretzschmar
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Tall Ts > 3 stripes
Mar 11 2020 3:08PM
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CatdickBojangles
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snowfinderGang signs > hugging dudes


Team size Jiberish > Teen size hoodie
Mar 11 2020 3:12PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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CatdickBojanglesTeam size Jiberish > Teen size hoodie


Poles > No poles
Mar 11 2020 3:30PM
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BAA
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forties blunts ice & nines > carrots & celery
Mar 11 2020 3:34PM
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CatdickBojangles
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BLandzPoles > No poles


4bi9 > The Bunch
Mar 11 2020 3:35PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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gangster rap > other
Mar 11 2020 3:41PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Clown School > Actually being a school of clowns
Mar 11 2020 3:43PM
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NattyNine
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Being offensive > Taking offence to everything
Mar 11 2020 3:43PM
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CatdickBojangles
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7.2k views on Resurrection currently > 240 views on Elnour currently

**This post was edited on Mar 11th 2020 at 3:51:54pm
Mar 11 2020 3:51PM
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P3t3r
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Hitting rails with speed > Hitting rails with no speed
Mar 11 2020 4:00PM
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thatsG
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Knowing how to get to chads gap > not knowing how to get to chads gap
Mar 11 2020 4:10PM
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bogust
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I had chills the whole entire time watch the Dumont edit
Mar 11 2020 4:22PM
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corona
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Landing properly > landing sideways
Mar 11 2020 4:31PM
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GrandThings
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Old Dogs > New Tricks
Mar 11 2020 4:46PM
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NattyNine
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Crossing skis and tweaking a grab > boot grab doubles
Mar 11 2020 4:50PM
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blazeonyia
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XXL > hood underneath helmet
Mar 11 2020 5:10PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Life is good once again
Mar 11 2020 5:22PM
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e.littt
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Cork 360 > peanut butter 360
Mar 11 2020 5:28PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Bag sagged googles > gas station sunglasses
Mar 11 2020 5:53PM
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dolanslebensraum
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accualyisdolan>accualyisdolan

**This post was edited on Apr 4th 2020 at 2:14:45am
Mar 11 2020 5:58PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Ninthward > Revision
Mar 11 2020 6:06PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Purple Ignant vest > yellow infant vest
Mar 11 2020 6:12PM
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skierman
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CatdickBojanglesPretzels > Peanut butter


Inventing tricks > Renaming tricks that already exist
Mar 11 2020 6:32PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Newschoolers > Instagram
Mar 11 2020 7:49PM
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270on420out
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New wave bad thug good
Mar 11 2020 7:53PM
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The.Fish
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CatdickBojanglesNinthward > Revision


Still rocking the OG ninthwards. Idk why the stiff park ski died. It makes stomping landings so easy.
Mar 11 2020 8:18PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Doing a trick > Not doing any tricks
Mar 11 2020 8:19PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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CatdickBojanglesNewschoolers > Instagram

*video on instagram. I don't think instagram as a whole caused this situation, but adding video did.

I'm really curious what an alternate timeline would look like if instagram never introduced video posting. I feel like it would have allowed Insta to continue to grow at a more realistic pace with a higher % of quality content (for everything, not just skiing). I know this is just anecdotal, but so much of the videos on there are just complete garbage, whereas with the inspiring and motivating posts I still see on there currently; the vast majority are photos. With it being photo-only it would have not fully competed with NS, so NS could have continued to grow its video side instead of peaking in ~2011 like what we have currently
Mar 11 2020 8:32PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Inventing new tricks and being willing to take a slam > jibbing around features cause your to pussy to throw big tricks
Mar 11 2020 8:45PM
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bennwithtwons
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After bang > shin bang
Mar 11 2020 8:50PM
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Lemuel
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Bang bang > skrt skrt
Mar 11 2020 9:05PM
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clindblomskier
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Heavy Head > Arms wrapped around body while side crouching and bringing skis close together
Mar 11 2020 9:40PM
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Str8Chedda
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skiing > _____
Mar 11 2020 9:49PM
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Denseclouds
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Doink hits of pungent gas > Hits of spice outta of yer uncles pipe
Mar 11 2020 10:33PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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bag of skittles> bag of pinstripes
Mar 11 2020 11:03PM
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ROBOT
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birch beer > root beer
Mar 12 2020 12:19AM
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blazeonyia
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Tall T > Scarf
Mar 12 2020 1:27AM
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X_ANKILLA
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Thug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.
Mar 12 2020 3:17AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Diamond kitty > Mia malkova
Mar 12 2020 3:53AM
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coolflash8
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USA > Scandinavia
Mar 12 2020 5:10AM
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CatdickBojangles
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X_ANKILLAThug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.


Ankilla on NS > No Ankilla on NS. Welcome back we missed you.
Mar 12 2020 7:30AM
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teamdummy
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X_ANKILLAThug Skiing's Value = Bunch Skiing's Value

Might be hard for yall to all understand that, but skiing is growing. Many new Genres and Sub-Genres. All of it is Equally Valuable. The Mainstream Comps are just as Valuable as The Playground Vishnu Edits. Different Strokes for Different Folks. We want and Should encourage Diversity in approaches to skiing. Let's be Real. We all have a favorite type of Skiing. But would it be nearly as cool if every single kid tried to be the same thing in skiing? Nah. So Celebrate the differences. Celebrate the Old Pioneers of the Sport a Decade ago, and the New Pioneers RIGHT NOW. And even the Future Pioneers that haven't even learned their first backflip yet. Skiing is Freedom.

Oh for fucks sake. Do what you want. But I sure didn’t feel the internet shake when the Bunch dropped their last edit. There’s a reason for that. It’s buffoonery. Fucking dancing and spinning around and flailing arms on every landing. They’re doing it wrong. Period. People are gonna be laughing at their videos in 10 years.
Mar 12 2020 8:36AM
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jibopoly23
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Double Bandana > full face mask
Mar 12 2020 9:06AM
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Jpurd
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Helmet with brim > shell helmet
Mar 12 2020 9:47AM
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CheddarJack
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t-shirts that your mom disapprove of > t-shirts your mom bought you
Mar 12 2020 9:55AM
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