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Do you wash your hands after you pee?

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b00mSkis
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Title says it all.
Jan 17 2020 9:30PM
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b0ss
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Yes
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Jan 17 2020 9:58PM
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Non_State_Actor
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Sort of depends on the situation. If I have access to nice clean facilities or am home usually yes. Sometimes I'm in a filthy bathroom and I have to think...my junk is the cleanest thing in here...then I'll skip it and use something (ideally a paper towel) to open the door.
Jan 17 2020 10:02PM
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iced
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yes
Jan 17 2020 10:21PM
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eheeth
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umm nah... like do y'all piss on your hands or something?
Jan 17 2020 10:24PM
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evaroni
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Nah. I used to. But recently stopped, seems pointless.
Jan 17 2020 11:46PM
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b00mSkis
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eheethumm nah... like do y'all piss on your hands or something?


why isnt your name red? I thought you were admin.
Jan 18 2020 12:02AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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b00mSkiswhy isnt your name red? I thought you were admin.


nice
Jan 18 2020 12:20AM
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GayWolf420
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not skiing: yes

skiing: usually not because i piss in the woods and mittens are already disgusting inside
Jan 18 2020 12:23AM
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b00mSkis
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DeebieSkeebiesmittens are already disgusting inside


do you like never clean your mittens?
Jan 18 2020 12:24AM
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GayWolf420
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b00mSkisdo you like never clean your mittens?

air-dry gang, baby
Jan 18 2020 12:34AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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DeebieSkeebiesair-dry gang, baby


crusty piss and resin gang gang
Jan 18 2020 12:39AM
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GayWolf420
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Chron_Rabbitcrusty piss and resin gang gang

i tell people i like to work on stuff with my hands but forget to wash them
Jan 18 2020 1:22AM
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WoFIowz
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At home, nope, but always wash hands before eating. In public, absolutely but not because I am worried about my germs, but rather more about all the bacteria from other people. Sooooooo many dudes shit and leave the bathroom without washing their hands, so anything they touch... Well....


Also piss should be sterile unless you have a uti. Fantastic growth medium though
Jan 18 2020 1:51AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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only with my tongue
Jan 18 2020 2:19AM
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Swandog7
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The referenced post has been removed.


Is everything chrome in the future yet?
Jan 18 2020 9:04AM
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theabortionator
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Yes. I don't piss on my hands and I keep my dick nice and clean, but I dont pass up a chance to wash them.

People are fucking grimey. I also clorox wipe my snowcat every night before running it. Maybe a little OCD but people have given me little faith.

There's people that will put a nasty ass dish with food stuck to it in the cupboard with clean plates. Alot of people only wash their hands when they take a shit, some don't even do that.

If i lived alone I wouldn't worry about it as much outside of work.

Does your dick make your hands unclean? Nkt necessarily, but everything else you touch in life does. Don't be a nasty fuck, wash them hands.
Jan 18 2020 1:54PM
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oldmanski
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I try and wash my hands every chance I get, reduces the risk of getting sick. Can’t ski very good sick.
Jan 18 2020 4:30PM
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b00mSkis
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eheethumm nah... like do y'all piss on your hands or something?

do you wash your hands after you shit? and if so, do you shit on your hands or something?
Jan 18 2020 7:44PM
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elcheapo
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Washing your hands takes the fun out of shaking some hand after you piss.
Jan 19 2020 1:34AM
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b00mSkis
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TnskiWashing your hands takes the fun out of shaking some hand after you piss.


-k
Jan 20 2020 6:04PM
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SavageBiff
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No before! Don’t wanna get any funk on my Weiner
Jan 20 2020 6:22PM
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270on420out
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You ever do that thing where you use the waist of your pants to maneuver your dick out ? You don’t touch anything but pants the whole time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/saintboix/status/1166946251180560384
Jan 20 2020 8:28PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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DIRTYBUBBLEYou ever do that thing where you use the waist of your pants to maneuver your dick out ? You don’t touch anything but pants the whole time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/saintboix/status/1166946251180560384


No because my dick is always tucked a few feet into my pant leg
Jan 20 2020 8:44PM
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b00mSkis
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TNo because my dick is always tucked a few feet into my pant leg


that is going to be the most downvoted post in ns history
Jan 20 2020 8:48PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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b00mSkisthat is going to be the most downvoted post in ns history


Oh no
Jan 20 2020 9:03PM
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theabortionator
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b00mSkisthat is going to be the most downvoted post in ns history


I think you underestimate the number of downvotes in ns history. Getting hit with rotten food in the public square seems better than clicking on NS to see some of those numbers.
Jan 20 2020 9:14PM
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iced
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I wash my hands while I pee

-sinkpissinggang
Jan 20 2020 9:56PM
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b00mSkis
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theabortionatorGetting hit with rotten food in the public square seems better than clicking on NS to see some of those numbers.

what are you even trying to say? how is it related?
Jan 20 2020 10:30PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Not really maybe a splash of water if I’m up to it.
Jan 21 2020 12:25AM
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Loud710
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If there are other people in the bathroom yes... if im alone no
Jan 21 2020 12:15PM
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SavageBiff
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Best time to not to wash yer hands unless your in company uniform or something
I wash my hands first like I said , gauran-goddamn-tee ma weiner cleaner than any public bathroom and my own bathroom no need to wash after I don’t piss on my hands
Loud710If there are other people in the bathroom yes... if im alone no
Jan 21 2020 3:45PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I piss on my skis for good luck
Jan 21 2020 6:20PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I piss on my skis for good luck
Jan 21 2020 6:20PM
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Swandog7
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Just pee in her butt and you won't have to worry
Jan 21 2020 6:24PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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b00mSkisthat is going to be the most downvoted post in ns history



Pure carnage. Somebody call the cops.
Jan 21 2020 7:02PM
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SkiBronJames
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Sometimes, depends if I payed hands on the piece or not. If its a public place always do bc I don't know what other ppl have done in there. But if I'm alone I don't usually, unless I'm about to cook or touch someone in any way shape or form. If I'm home and I didn't touch my third leg I don't need to wash the hands. Peeing without holding is an art that few can master.
Jan 21 2020 8:44PM
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Segsxi
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Jan 22 2020 1:38PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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no, don't piss on your hands
Jan 22 2020 7:39PM
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p3cific
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no but if there are other people ill make it look like I do by turning the faucet on and fake putting my hands under and washing. sometimes even get a paper towel for my dry hands to sell it
Jan 22 2020 8:42PM
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SavageBiff
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Funny I ran into this dilemma yesterday when I left the resort stopped at a gas station to take a leak , I smell strong like some good funk
a cop exits the door of bathroom as I’m entering and there’s one washing hands and one peeing , I’m like oh fuck , so I take the longest pee and wait wait wait they leave , I exit the bathroom scan for their position and jet
no I didn’t wash my hands
Jan 23 2020 12:12PM
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Mingg
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This is a very interesting topic.

In short, yes. And before and after if you want to be safe so you aren’t introducing microbes from your environment(literally anything you touched prior) to your junk. And bringing any microbes from your junk into your environment.


Also stop using your bare hand to turn the water off. Anything you just washed off, you just brought back to your hands. And use a paper towel to open the door.


Or you could not do anything and let the good bacteria on your hands do what it does and fight off the bad bacteria.
Jan 23 2020 12:50PM
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b00mSkis
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MinggAlso stop using your bare hand to turn the water off. Anything you just washed off, you just brought back to your hands. And use a paper towel to open the door.

do you do this yourself or just telling other people to do it?


your whole post is weird because the thread asks what YOU do, but you worded your post like telling other people what to do.
Jan 23 2020 2:08PM
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Mingg
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b00mSkisdo you do this yourself or just telling other people to do it?


your whole post is weird because the thread asks what YOU do, but you worded your post like telling other people what to do.

The part you quoted I do. I started off with in short yes. Which was the short answer to what do I do. And the rest was a lil extra something for the bois.
Jan 23 2020 2:40PM
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Non_State_Actor
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b00mSkisdo you do this yourself or just telling other people to do it?


your whole post is weird because the thread asks what YOU do, but you worded your post like telling other people what to do.


I'm pretty sure Mingg is a nurse or a CNA or something... she works in healthcare and knows a lot about all the filthy wee beasties crawling around on everything.

Interesting perhaps, I have a friend who did a lot of lab science biology work, she doesn't go in hottubs.
Jan 23 2020 6:28PM
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b00mSkis
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MinggOr you could not do anything and let the good bacteria on your hands do what it does and fight off the bad bacteria.


mingg probably does this one
Jan 24 2020 10:10PM
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fries
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MinggThis is a very interesting topic.

In short, yes. And before and after if you want to be safe so you aren’t introducing microbes from your environment(literally anything you touched prior) to your junk. And bringing any microbes from your junk into your environment.


Also stop using your bare hand to turn the water off. Anything you just washed off, you just brought back to your hands. And use a paper towel to open the door.


Or you could not do anything and let the good bacteria on your hands do what it does and fight off the bad bacteria.


Have you ever seen the little metal step that screws onto doors so you can open wit your foot and not touch the handle? I like those.

I used to be a major germaphobe tbh and I still have that way of thinking... for example, the dining halls here have hand sanitizer at the entrance, which is cool and all... but then what happens when you go to use the tongs that everyone has touched... and then you pull out your phone to send a text or whatever... my point is germs are everywhere. I do my best but I try to ignore the fact that one little mistake could lead to me getting sick and having a shitty time.
Jan 24 2020 10:38PM
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b00mSkis
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mystery3Interesting perhaps, I have a friend who did a lot of lab science biology work, she doesn't go in hottubs.


does she go in swimming pools?
Jan 28 2020 11:17PM
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Non_State_Actor
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b00mSkisdoes she go in swimming pools?


Yup, pools are dirty but hottubs are basically body temp so bacteria are able to reproduce much faster than a pool 20* cooler.
Jan 28 2020 11:58PM
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