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Do you wash your hands after you pee?

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b00mSkis
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Title says it all.
Jan 17 2020 9:30PM 7 1
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Obama_care
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No
Jan 29 2020 12:17AM 0 2
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BayAreaJerry
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MY 👏DICK👏 AINT 👏DIRT 👏 Y
Jan 29 2020 9:33PM 4 1
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ShadowXVX
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BayAreaJerryMY 👏DICK👏 AINT 👏DIRT 👏 Y


doubt
Jan 31 2020 2:04AM 7 0
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Lubis13
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Yes but I like to touch the door handles with my wet hands so the next person questions if that was pee.
Feb 1 2020 5:32PM 9 0
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Dylan_
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No, I piss then stick a finger in my ass.
Feb 3 2020 11:00AM 1 1
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SavageBiff
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If there’s no urinal I pee in the sink
Feb 3 2020 12:55PM 5 1
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b00mSkis
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Lubis13Yes but I like to touch the door handles with my wet hands so the next person questions if that was pee.


loooooool
Feb 18 2020 1:41AM 0 0
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HypeBeast
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Took a piss this weekend and there was a dude changing his kid's poopy diaper. As I was washing my hands, he finished with the diaper stuff and walked right out the bathroom... Oh and it was a pull door. And that there folks is how GI viruses and bacteria spread.
Feb 18 2020 4:12PM 5 0
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SavageBiff
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Maybe he’s trying to expose the baby to a massive amount of bacteria to super boost the child’s immune system?
BST_PoliceTook a piss this weekend and there was a dude changing his kid's poopy diaper. As I was washing my hands, he finished with the diaper stuff and walked right out the bathroom... Oh and it was a pull door. And that there folks is how GI viruses and bacteria spread.


But for real tho, like nah yuk that ant right
Feb 18 2020 4:22PM 3 0
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b00mSkis
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BST_PoliceTook a piss this weekend and there was a dude changing his kid's poopy diaper. As I was washing my hands, he finished with the diaper stuff and walked right out the bathroom... Oh and it was a pull door. And that there folks is how GI viruses and bacteria spread.

was he fat?
Feb 25 2020 10:59PM 1 0
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HypeBeast
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b00mSkiswas he fat?

No
Feb 25 2020 11:06PM 0 0
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GORILLAWALLACE
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only if i got stank dick ya feel me?
Feb 26 2020 2:30PM 1 1
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SIDEOFSHREDSAUCE
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faatasno but if there are other people ill make it look like I do by turning the faucet on and fake putting my hands under and washing. sometimes even get a paper towel for my dry hands to sell it


this
Feb 28 2020 9:51PM 2 1
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b00mSkis
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bump
Mar 15 2020 1:33AM 0 0
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oldmanski
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Coincidence OP?
Mar 15 2020 1:45AM 3 0
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b00mSkis
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oldmanskiCoincidence OP?

what u talkin about?
Mar 15 2020 3:48AM 1 0
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oldmanski
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b00mSkiswhat u talkin about?

With his virus gaining speed you were already calling us out to make sure we are washing our hands.lol
Mar 15 2020 12:06PM 2 0
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b00mSkis
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oldmanskiWith his virus gaining speed you were already calling us out to make sure we are washing our hands.lol

I know haha my last reply was a joke
Mar 15 2020 4:27PM 2 0
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ChadThundercock
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Coronavirus or not, I am not washing my hands
Mar 15 2020 7:48PM 3 1
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cantridemoguls
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No only before I will only touch my member with the cleanest of hands
Mar 15 2020 8:04PM 1 1
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b00mSkis
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cantridemogulsNo only before I will only touch my member with the cleanest of hands

lol
May 13 2020 11:22PM 0 1
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.GUCCI.
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i wash my dick and hands in the toilet then flush with my foot

#beatthesystem

**This post was edited on May 14th 2020 at 8:15:49pm
May 14 2020 8:15PM 4 0
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b00mSkis
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.GUCCI.i wash my dick and hands in the toilet then flush with my foot

#beatthesystem

**This post was edited on May 14th 2020 at 8:15:49pm

wtf
May 20 2020 1:36PM 1 0
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SavageBiff
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Before or after poo? I find this acceptable if u first flush mr poo 💩, then proceed to washing of the hands and weiner
.GUCCI.i wash my dick and hands in the toilet then flush with my foot

#beatthesystem

**This post was edited on May 14th 2020 at 8:15:49pm
May 20 2020 2:49PM 1 0
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b00mSkis
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bump
Oct 22 2020 1:46AM 1 0
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HypeBeast
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Nothing has changed for me
Oct 22 2020 2:00AM 0 2
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b00mSkis
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Rotten_TrumpkinsNothing has changed for me

you are the dumbest ns member
Jan 7 2021 2:24AM 5 1
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HypeBeast
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b00mSkisyou are the dumbest ns member

Thanks man. That's the goal
Jan 7 2021 2:43AM 1 4
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b00mSkis
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Rotten_TrumpkinsThanks man. That's the goal

good job u win
Jan 7 2021 2:59AM 2 0
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SavageBiff
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I like to pee on the shoes of whoever’s next to me, I also like to pee on my hands and touch all the Andy and beer and not buy any
Jan 7 2021 5:08AM 2 1
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Mr.LamasCosmos
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People who wash their hands are the same type to get the rona vaccine. Cavemen never washed there hands and they lived forever
Jan 7 2021 1:47PM 2 2
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Thehoodwinkcrew
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No why would we, i dont touch my dick when i piss
Jan 9 2021 1:36AM 0 2
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b00mSkis
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SavageBiffI like to pee on the shoes of whoever’s next to me, I also like to pee on my hands and touch all the Andy and beer and not buy any


gay
Apr 11 2021 8:40PM 1 5
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EdensDemise
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Not that anyone asked but I was peeing today at work and my friend climbed over the stall and threw a deviled egg at my dick. I washed my hands after tho

**This post was edited on Apr 11th 2021 at 8:45:56pm
Apr 11 2021 8:45PM 4 0
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b00mSkis
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RichKidNot that anyone asked but I was peeing today at work and my friend climbed over the stall and threw a deviled egg at my dick. I washed my hands after tho

**This post was edited on Apr 11th 2021 at 8:45:56pm


oh good job for washin yur hands
Apr 11 2021 8:51PM 2 1
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EdensDemise
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b00mSkisoh good job for washin yur hands


Thanks I always do
If you don't you're kinda gross
Apr 11 2021 8:53PM 5 0
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b00mSkis
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EdensDemiseThanks I always do
If you don't you're kinda gross


no problem bro
Apr 15 2021 7:42PM 0 0
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Session
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Guaranteed my dick is cleaner than my hands. I should really be washing my dick after peeing.

Think about it.
Apr 15 2021 9:19PM 3 0
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DolansLebensraum
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Yes

My dick is so small i have to pee on my nuts so i use my hands to channel the piss towards the front of my sack so it drops into the toilet.
Apr 15 2021 10:09PM 3 0
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CrunnchyVanMan
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SessionGuaranteed my dick is cleaner than my hands. I should really be washing my dick after peeing.

Think about it.


word. wash hands before piss I guess
Apr 16 2021 11:12AM 0 0
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EdensDemise
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SessionGuaranteed my dick is cleaner than my hands. I should really be washing my dick after peeing.

Think about it.

It would be kinda alpha to just go into a public bathroom and wash your duck in the sink
Apr 16 2021 11:29AM 0 0
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EdensDemise
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EdensDemiseIt would be kinda alpha to just go into a public bathroom and wash your duck in the sink


DICK duck you autocorrect
Apr 16 2021 11:30AM 0 0
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SavageBiff
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Maybe he has an emotional support duck that fell in the mud?
I have to wash the mud off my emotional support Dick sometimes but he may have meant duck.
EdensDemiseDICK duck you autocorrect
Apr 16 2021 1:10PM 1 0
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Profahoben_212
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honestly pull doors in public bathrooms are bullshit man. They are so gross. If they are a pull door at least put a trashcan next to the door so I can use a paper towel to open it.

I am pretty sure it is law/healthcode to have a trashcan within like 3 feet of the door in Nevada for that exact purpose.
Apr 16 2021 1:24PM 1 1
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