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Got two fortune cookies instead of one... Good luck?

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HypeBeast
Posts: 9774 - Karma: 72,202
Nah they're stupid. Also pretty sure the bottom one was supposed to be sent to China and is part of the movement against the Chinese government.


Jan 15 2020 7:34PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6792 - Karma: 23,513
It is best to always follow the instructions in fortune cookies just to be safe
Jan 15 2020 7:44PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12420 - Karma: 114,467
Looks like you got Civil Liberty cookies instead
Jan 15 2020 7:53PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,972
Man those are more like demand cookies
Jan 15 2020 8:16PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3238 - Karma: 36,713
The two good fortunes combined make a bad one you goomba- it's basic math
Jan 15 2020 10:41PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3082 - Karma: 21,745
Arent you suppose to add the words "in bed" at the end of every fortune?
Jan 16 2020 10:59AM
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