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Got two fortune cookies instead of one... Good luck?

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HypeBeast
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Nah they're stupid. Also pretty sure the bottom one was supposed to be sent to China and is part of the movement against the Chinese government.


5 years ago
3 0
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OregonDead
Posts: 7072 - Karma: 26,618
It is best to always follow the instructions in fortune cookies just to be safe
5 years ago
2 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12705 - Karma: 120,040
Looks like you got Civil Liberty cookies instead
5 years ago
3 1
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,983
Man those are more like demand cookies
5 years ago
2 0
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Young_patty
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The two good fortunes combined make a bad one you goomba- it's basic math
5 years ago
1 0
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oldmanski
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Arent you suppose to add the words "in bed" at the end of every fortune?
5 years ago
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