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Honest ski marketing 2019

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snowfinder
Posts: 2723 - Karma: 32,999
Park City - where comp skiers go to be jocky.

Brighton - where trendy skiers go to be swervy.

Ruroc - we realized Jerry's aren't cool.
Apr 29 2019 6:38PM
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Jems
Posts: 7248 - Karma: 93,076
SteezMcGeeON3P: Anti Camber Crusaders, early rise or bust

Line: We don’t know how to make a stiff ski

Faction: Hardwired to Self Destruct

SLVSH refs: If you do so much as look down at your tips in the air, you have achieved cork


WERE SO FUCKED
SHIT OUTTA LUCK
HARD WIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT


Edit - Why the fuck are you guys disliking Metallica lyrics

**This post was edited on May 1st 2019 at 11:31:54am
May 1 2019 10:35AM
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Onederful
Posts: 61 - Karma: 546
Redbull: We sponsor literally everybody - More of a helmet company than an energy drink company.
May 1 2019 11:07AM
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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
Proteus snow : has requested to follow you
May 1 2019 11:12AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
OnederfulRedbull: We sponsor literally everybody - More of a helmet company than an energy drink company.


except tanner hall
May 1 2019 11:14AM
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OCoffey
Posts: 648 - Karma: 3,693
Timberline lodge: we don’t know how to advertise our beautiful parks or the fact that we’re open all summer or our ski resort in general
Bachelor parks: we have a Instagram page?
Mt. Bachelor: we’re gonna cut our hours to 1:30 cuz who likes slush
May 1 2019 11:17AM
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SidehitsJesus
Posts: 677 - Karma: 2,650
Wells Lamont: We make work gloves for blue collared men...and mittens for two of the steeziest skiers in the world
Adidas: We sell ski pants?
Rossignol:
May 1 2019 12:31PM
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bolake
Posts: 419 - Karma: 1,040
freeskibum82pretty sure PO is in the states. shops in the northeast have been carrying it. Carinthia lodge shop had a bunch of it this past season.
they have some cool heavy duty hoodies that you can't get here and they only have the panda collection that we cant get
May 1 2019 1:24PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 21,771
SidehitsJesusWells Lamont: We make work gloves for blue collared men...and mittens for two of the steeziest skiers in the world
Adidas: We sell ski pants?
Rossignol:


HAHAHA, this make me spit up my drink!!

Adidas- we make ski pants?
May 1 2019 1:41PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
JemsWERE SO FUCKED
SHIT OUTTA LUCK
HARD WIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT


Edit - Why the fuck are you guys disliking Metallica lyrics

**This post was edited on May 1st 2019 at 11:31:54am



someone got the metallica reference hell yeah \m/
May 1 2019 2:44PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9103 - Karma: 65,244
Its possible I'm remembering it wrong but I feel like I was skiing later in the day last year. Or maybe it's because the wave hasn't been softening lately. Love your shots by the way.
T_PrizmThey shift to 8-2:30 skiing every spring
May 1 2019 3:16PM
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dannydevito.
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**This post was edited on May 1st 2019 at 7:20:01pm
May 1 2019 5:50PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Faction: Our warranty department never have a chance to leave work
May 1 2019 6:23PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
Alta: where everyone thinks that the way they ski the mountain is the objectively best way, and that everyone else is an idiotic kook.
May 1 2019 7:53PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 20,000
Jackson Hole: I'M THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN WATCH ME SENT A 10FT AIR OFF THIS SHITTY CLIFF AND THEN DROP INTO CORBETTS WITHOUT MY SKIS LEAVING THE GROUND IM GONNA BE IN THE NEXT TGR MOVIE IM SO HARDCORE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SKI FAST EAT ASS LMAO
May 1 2019 8:50PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
SofaKingSickJ skis: They're magically delicious!


If J skis made a "Lucky Charm" ski with the idea of them giving you good luck when learning tricks, I would 100% buy them.
May 1 2019 9:36PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8913 - Karma: 57,407
MinggIf J skis made a "Lucky Charm" ski with the idea of them giving you good luck when learning tricks, I would 100% buy them.


Yeah I was HATIN’ but I agree that’d be sick
May 1 2019 10:45PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
wasatch_ratAlta: where everyone thinks that the way they ski the mountain is the objectively best way, and that everyone else is an idiotic kook.


I love the "nobody cares you ski Alta" sticker, however I plan to buy a pass soon, lol.
May 1 2019 11:02PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1247 - Karma: 5,182
Marketing departments in spring:

Dress people like Spencer Harkins and take their photo for Instagram
May 1 2019 11:53PM
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CHOCKLIT_SLOTH1
Posts: 29 - Karma: -59
Vail:

We will take your money away for FREE!
May 2 2019 11:18AM
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chiknmcplanks
Posts: 93 - Karma: 423
Stevens Pass: Forget pow lines, _lift_ lines are the new hot place to send.
May 2 2019 12:20PM
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NickelbackFan420
Posts: 204 - Karma: 743
Virtika: dude your gunna grow in the next few years so we made our large sizes a genuine xxxxxxl

G3: hey you like to hike? that'll be $463,500

Line: who needs top sheets anyways

Full tilt: yo boots that bend like a straw and are made of a bunch of moving parts that are bondoed together work, trust us.
May 2 2019 2:16PM
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MigBike
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T1811Timberline: We offer ALL YEAR skiing (:


pretty sure this is how they advertise
May 2 2019 7:26PM
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AndrewGlouberman
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Orage: Oh you cheap shits don't heli ski? We do
May 4 2019 10:45PM
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CHOCKLIT_SLOTH1
Posts: 29 - Karma: -59
Faction- "try to butter our skis, i dare you (wink wink)"
May 14 2019 11:11AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,579
Twoowt: suka blyat
May 14 2019 11:51AM
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B_K
Posts: 723 - Karma: 1,291
Look bindings: Spread em and take it!
May 14 2019 12:05PM
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SteezeOnAJawnt
Posts: 120 - Karma: 175
Armada- Thanos dog
May 14 2019 1:38PM
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nelsenderson
Posts: 102 - Karma: 675
Breckenridge: want more traverses?
May 14 2019 5:30PM
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 452 - Karma: 1,097
SICK MODE
May 14 2019 5:44PM
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thefunstarts
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Anywhere in Vermont - When you can't get out west and want to ski slush...
May 14 2019 5:55PM
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,579
Ski The East

Skiing on the west coast is objectively better in almost every aspect

However, we sell gear and put on events to make you feel better about yourself and like you belong to a community
May 14 2019 8:16PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8913 - Karma: 57,407
baitSki The East

Skiing on the west coast is objectively better in almost every aspect

However, we sell gear and put on events to make you feel better about yourself and like you belong to a community


Need to shorten this for the bumper sticker
May 14 2019 9:04PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
SteezeOnAJawntArmada- Thanos dog


Had a 50+ year oldady who wanted to buy the arv 96 she demoed but didnt have her size except for the ti which I said would ski essentially the same but just a bit stiffer, however she just liked the dog graphics and bought a brand new pair.
May 14 2019 10:31PM
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Foxtrotx1
Posts: 134 - Karma: 443
Titus69Had a 50+ year oldady who wanted to buy the arv 96 she demoed but didnt have her size except for the ti which I said would ski essentially the same but just a bit stiffer, however she just liked the dog graphics and bought a brand new pair.


At least one ski milf a day commented on how much they love the dog on the lift.
May 15 2019 1:40AM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 8,829
Revision: Yeah I gotta go to dinner I'll brb

May 15 2019 2:14AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
SofaKingSickit looking like a japanese flag that was taken apart and sewn back together by a blind person


brilliant
May 15 2019 7:49PM
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