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Honest ski marketing 2019

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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
Park City - where comp skiers go to be jocky.

Brighton - where trendy skiers go to be swervy.

Ruroc - we realized Jerry's aren't cool.
Apr 29 2019 6:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Snowbird: we know its only season psssholders skiing until we close so we're closing lifts at 2:30 now because we have no competition this time of year.
Apr 29 2019 7:27PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,046
Camp fortune QC- we have a solid elevation of 400 feet
Apr 29 2019 8:12PM
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OCoffey
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Vail- we want money
Apr 29 2019 9:56PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 29,863
Marker: we know our plastic is fantastic
Fulltilt: Our boots break but luckily we send every shop dealer thousands of replacement parts that are available for cheap! Also just buy fulltilt...
Apr 29 2019 10:01PM
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c0ntentcreat0r
Posts: 347 - Karma: 890
ON3P: Anti Camber Crusaders, early rise or bust

Line: We don’t know how to make a stiff ski

Faction: Hardwired to Self Destruct

SLVSH refs: If you do so much as look down at your tips in the air, you have achieved cork
Apr 30 2019 1:05AM
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neleson
Posts: 386 - Karma: 1,092
SteezMcGeeON3P: Anti Camber Crusaders, early rise or bust

Line: We don’t know how to make a stiff ski

Faction: Hardwired to Self Destruct

SLVSH refs: If you do so much as look down at your tips in the air, you have achieved cork

The last one is so true.
Apr 30 2019 1:54AM
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Foxtrotx1
Posts: 134 - Karma: 443
Snow bowl, AZ - "A cloud passed over last night, 10 inches of deep fresh powder"
Apr 30 2019 2:01AM
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LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 8,829
Henrik harlaut : ARR ARR ARR
Apr 30 2019 4:37AM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
Nordica: "I swear we are different than Blizzard, same factory but different. i swear.. believe us"
Apr 30 2019 7:08AM
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fckposers
Posts: 66 - Karma: 49
Vishnu - If you buy our skis you’ll be automatically respected in the ski scene and will become a swerve god
Apr 30 2019 8:31AM
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Kundera
Posts: 321 - Karma: 3,602
Volkl : no podium ? spin more or you're fired
Apr 30 2019 8:58AM
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SteezeOnAJawnt
Posts: 120 - Karma: 175
Kitzbuhel: If your not a racer or ski on anything other than volkl and fischer then gtfo. Ps. We have dope backcountry but wont tell anyone or do anything about it.. only racers!

**This post was edited on Apr 30th 2019 at 11:42:58am
Apr 30 2019 11:41AM
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Schoess
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ninethward:
Apr 30 2019 11:49AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 2938 - Karma: 28,845
Atomic: For when you DONT want to stand out in a crowd

Armada: For when you ride park but dont want to shop at thrifts stores

Faction: Oh - you saw one of our edits

Revision: Fuck You
Apr 30 2019 11:49AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,046
GrandThingsAtomic: For when you DONT want to stand out in a crowd


unless u had the 2017 bc 120s lol
Apr 30 2019 12:22PM
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Stolpskott
Posts: 38 - Karma: 195
OCoffeyVail- we want money


Skistar: the Scandinavian equivalent to Vail
Apr 30 2019 1:37PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
4frnt: jskis but for people over 30

Monster: just make sure our logo is on your head

Good Company: look, we got a snowmobile
Apr 30 2019 1:44PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
The Bunch: eat your veggies
Apr 30 2019 1:46PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 42,823
BigPurpleSkiSuitSnowbird: we know its only season psssholders skiing until we close so we're closing lifts at 2:30 now because we have no competition this time of year.


I mean, this is pretty standard for resorts this time of year. Late afternoon temperatures and sun angles wreak havoc on slushy snow. It gets dangerous, hard to groom, and just all-round crappy. Spring skiing is best done early so you can ski the snow at its best, and have an apres beer during the hottest part of the day.
Apr 30 2019 1:58PM
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e~b
Posts: 861 - Karma: 2,733
TreeFort Lifestyles: overpriced man purses





(I own one so don’t murder me)
Apr 30 2019 1:59PM
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Chef.Bayardee
Posts: 109 - Karma: 360
salomon : we hate park skiers now and stop asking about the g suits
Apr 30 2019 2:07PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8908 - Karma: 57,394
Line: Kid tested, mother approved

J skis: They're magically delicious!

Full Tilt: They're grrrrreat!
Apr 30 2019 2:09PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9102 - Karma: 65,229
I don't remember this either of the last 2 years I've been here. And I'll happily ski little cloud until 4
cydwhitI mean, this is pretty standard for resorts this time of year. Late afternoon temperatures and sun angles wreak havoc on slushy snow. It gets dangerous, hard to groom, and just all-round crappy. Spring skiing is best done early so you can ski the snow at its best, and have an apres beer during the hottest part of the day.
Apr 30 2019 2:11PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
Oakley - Tanner who?
Apr 30 2019 2:15PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Black crows - Brayden and Chandra have theirs mounted with tectons.
Apr 30 2019 3:14PM
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Whackson
Posts: 466 - Karma: 4,026
fulltiltrocker4frnt: jskis but for people over 30

Monster: just make sure our logo is on your head

Good Company: look, we got a snowmobile


Bruh the Jski one got me cause it’s mad true
Apr 30 2019 3:43PM
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MountainInMyMind
Posts: 349 - Karma: 3,491
Look- bindings guaranteed to make you and your girl scream
Apr 30 2019 5:00PM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 663
Look: Pivots are old and expensive... so are our brakes
Apr 30 2019 6:38PM
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FindlayRandalls
Posts: 4 - Karma: 65
SteezMcGeeON3P: Anti Camber Crusaders, early rise or bust

Line: We don’t know how to make a stiff ski

Faction: Hardwired to Self Destruct

SLVSH refs: If you do so much as look down at your tips in the air, you have achieved cork


I swear Faction skis have the durability of a Cheeto
Apr 30 2019 6:40PM
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crustyboot.420
Posts: 989 - Karma: 4,275
K2 - "I swear the rivets won't fall off. Why the hell would anyone put rivets on skis just to make them look more durable anyway?"

**This post was edited on Apr 30th 2019 at 7:03:22pm
Apr 30 2019 6:58PM
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oldworld_newlife
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 5,251
Vishnu : we don't care if you're bad at skiing


Saga: brb
Apr 30 2019 7:08PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,046
nolliebackflipK2 - "I swear the rivets won't fall off. Why the hell would anyone put rivets on skis just to make them look more durable anyway?"

**This post was edited on Apr 30th 2019 at 7:03:22pm

so they can give free skis to people who void warrenty
Apr 30 2019 7:09PM
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crustyboot.420
Posts: 989 - Karma: 4,275
Virtika - "hey look we have a female with not that much clothes on buy our gear"
Apr 30 2019 7:10PM
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bolake
Posts: 419 - Karma: 1,040
Picture Organic - Fuck You only Europeans get the cool stuff!
Apr 30 2019 7:27PM
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hotsauzjosh
Posts: 9 - Karma: 107
SofaKingSickLine: Kid tested, mother approved

J skis: They're magically delicious!

Full Tilt: They're grrrrreat!


Faction: Snap Crackle Pop!
Apr 30 2019 8:19PM
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syruptraps
Posts: 19 - Karma: 59
Pit Viper: "oh you ski at Alta? I've got the product for you"
Apr 30 2019 8:57PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 29,863
Virtika: we’ve got guns girls and booze, what else would you want?

**This post was edited on May 1st 2019 at 11:00:33am
Apr 30 2019 9:14PM
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clindblomskier
Posts: 681 - Karma: 5,118
ON3P: You just want the green base.
Apr 30 2019 9:54PM
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,308
Vishnu: Yes you can hit jumps on our skis
Apr 30 2019 11:00PM
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T_Prizm
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI don't remember this either of the last 2 years I've been here. And I'll happily ski little cloud until 4

They shift to 8-2:30 skiing every spring
Apr 30 2019 11:36PM
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T1811
Posts: 41 - Karma: 89
Timberline: We offer ALL YEAR skiing (:
May 1 2019 1:53AM
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freeskibum82
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bolakePicture Organic - Fuck You only Europeans get the cool stuff!


pretty sure PO is in the states. shops in the northeast have been carrying it. Carinthia lodge shop had a bunch of it this past season.
May 1 2019 6:56AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
Vishnu: Would you like fruit salad with that? No? Well here you go!
May 1 2019 7:05AM
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jps2.0
Posts: 473 - Karma: 2,407
Chef.Bayardeesalomon : we hate park skiers now and stop asking about the g suits


what are g suits
May 1 2019 7:21AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
Newschoolers - Hey click the link in bio we are a website too.... Please click the link... pretty please.
May 1 2019 7:52AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Vail - "enough snow at PC for 2 more weeks of skiing? Eat shit local bum"
May 1 2019 9:30AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8908 - Karma: 57,394
jps2.0what are g suits


tacky ass outerwear setup that salomon had for a while, back when they did park stuff. was pretty popular on here, despite it looking like a japanese flag that was taken apart and sewn back together by a blind person


https://www.google.com/search?q=salomon+g+suit&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS846&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj82srWuPrhAhUx1VkKHc4tBiEQ_AUIDygC&biw=1102&bih=537
May 1 2019 9:35AM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4121 - Karma: 23,046
SofaKingSicktacky ass outerwear setup that salomon had for a while, back when they did park stuff. was pretty popular on here, despite it looking like a japanese flag that was taken apart and sewn back together by a blind person


https://www.google.com/search?q=salomon+g+suit&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS846&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj82srWuPrhAhUx1VkKHc4tBiEQ_AUIDygC&biw=1102&bih=537


funny how most of the photos link to ns buy sell stuff lol
May 1 2019 9:38AM
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J_skis
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fulltiltrocker4frnt: jskis but for people over 30


Lmao

One of the more entertaining threads of the year.. keep it coming!
May 1 2019 10:21AM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
SofaKingSicktacky ass outerwear setup that salomon had for a while, back when they did park stuff. was pretty popular on here, despite it looking like a japanese flag that was taken apart and sewn back together by a blind person


https://www.google.com/search?q=salomon+g+suit&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS846&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj82srWuPrhAhUx1VkKHc4tBiEQ_AUIDygC&biw=1102&bih=537



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