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Made friends with a 15 yo, now he won't leave me alone...

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xxACIDTRIPxx
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The bro and I where fucking round one day and this kid starts copying us. He seems funny enough to do a few laps with, so we do.

Little did I know this kid is a stage five clinger.... Fast forward a couple of days (today) I'm trying to have some chill laps listening to some biggie, but he constantly chats and won't stop following me no matter how hard I try to lose him in the trees.

And worst of all he is unsafe, he straight lines everything out of control and constantly cuts people off. He even crashed into a snowboarder at Mach 5 today.

Now he is messaging me on insta. Smh.

How do I lose this kid?

**This thread was edited on Dec 28th 2018 at 10:08:40pm
Dec 28 2018 8:31PM
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AbiH
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Bear spray to the face
Dec 28 2018 8:47PM
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-eREKTion-
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Mask up and borrow a homies jacket. Shred in peace.
Dec 28 2018 8:52PM
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Al.Capone
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Just message him on Instagram and tell him you want to ski alone.
If he keeps on pestering you tell him the way he’s acting seems gay. 15 yr olds don’t like being called gay.
Dec 28 2018 9:00PM
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aidanaughton
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I mean he probably looks like you have been looked up to by him, start sucking and he may just find some other guy to follow around
Dec 28 2018 9:36PM
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Lonely
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Is this kid trvp_angel?
Dec 28 2018 9:58PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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LonelyIs this kid trvp_angel?


Damn, and I thought we were friends AcidTrip
Dec 28 2018 10:01PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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LonelyIs this kid trvp_angel?


Yeah, I was hoping this wouldn't of been realized itt

he wouldn't stop talking about fortnite and epic victory Royales on the chairlift :/

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2018 at 10:09:07pm
Dec 28 2018 10:07PM
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Paul.
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Take him under your wing and teach him the ways
Dec 28 2018 10:29PM
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hoodcrew
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Be direct and tell him you need space, you're clearly in an influential position so be assertive about your own needs and also help him by explaining the dangers of his reckless vibe.

Direct/ assertive communication is such a valuable skill in our current culture.
Dec 28 2018 10:38PM
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beckums
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Straight up tell him
Dec 28 2018 10:40PM
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JAHpow
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Push him off the highest point on the chairlift
Dec 28 2018 10:43PM
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theabortionator
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OP is the coolest kid on the mountain
Dec 28 2018 10:54PM
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freestyler540
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Ghost him
Dec 28 2018 10:59PM
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HypeBeast
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Tell him you fucked his mom... .and sister... 15 is a little old to be clingy but that should do it
Dec 28 2018 11:17PM
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Al.Capone
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inb4/ he starts following a ripper that puts up with him and this 15 year old grows to be one of the better faster skiers at your resort.
Dec 28 2018 11:35PM
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montanan
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You can’t lose a 15 year old reckless skier in the trees???
Dec 28 2018 11:53PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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montananYou can’t lose a 15 year old reckless skier in the trees???


I only lap the park cause I'm tryna progress. He knows this so he just goes straight there.
Dec 29 2018 12:07AM
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montanan
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XxAc1DtR1PxXI only lap the park cause I'm tryna progress. He knows this so he just goes straight there.


Right on man I wasn’t trying to be a dick , was just wondering, just be nice to him if he doesn’t mean no harm . Sounds like he doesn’t have any body else to ski with , so just say I wanna shred alone but let’s take a couple at the end of the day , or something. Cheers
Dec 29 2018 12:16AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-
Dec 29 2018 12:23AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


no mercy was spared that day
Dec 29 2018 12:26AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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He has texted me 8 times in a row on insta and liked all my posts

Good god
Dec 29 2018 12:29AM
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USERNAMESAREHARD
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Give up and switch mountains. When that doesn't work, go to a different country.
Dec 29 2018 12:48AM
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Sharko
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runforlove2018Tell him you fucked his mom... .and sister... 15 is a little old to be clingy but that should do it


Better yet, actually fuck his mom and sister and then tell him you didn't
Dec 29 2018 1:00AM
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postal_slime
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this kid has found you on NS and is down voting all the good ideas
Dec 29 2018 1:00AM
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OregonDead
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Be direct man. Also respect that the kid looks up to you and help him out so he can be safer and cooler to ride with. Soul skiing is cool and he should be able to understand when you need some space if you tell him in a direct and nice way. Super cool of you to take him under your wing and show him around tho. that karma will get back to you.
Dec 29 2018 2:38AM
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powpatrol
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‘Accidentally’ pop his bindings off as he’s getting on the chair
Dec 29 2018 4:24AM
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skiguy04
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Y’all acting like you were never 15

And whatever you gotta say do it in person
Dec 29 2018 8:31AM
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mason_pachulski
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Just tell the kid you forgot your pass and ask if you can use his. At some point on the lift just yeet the kids pass into the woods
Dec 29 2018 9:41AM
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skierman
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Next time you're on the lift, start rubbing his inner thigh and slowly start making your way to 3-5 years in prison for sexual assault of a minor. It worked for Kevin Spacey.
Dec 29 2018 9:55AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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mason_pachulskiJust tell the kid you forgot your pass and ask if you can use his. At some point on the lift just yeet the kids pass into the woods


Lollll
Dec 29 2018 10:00AM
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skiguy04
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Or just ski with him...

This is still a better love story than twilight
Dec 29 2018 10:23AM
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Denseclouds
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"No matter how hard I try to lose him in the trees."



LMAO
Dec 29 2018 11:27PM
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PsychicMigration
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This thread made my day.
Dec 29 2018 11:29PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


One of those days: 69
Dec 29 2018 11:47PM
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ButteredToast.
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


This is a super confusing video.

on one hand he is sending. On the other hand he looks like he’s super out of control and not really sure what he’s doing lmao

I couldn’t tell if he was a terrible skier or a good skier, and then he threw a 3 and I was like ???? Ok I gues he just has shit technique and then he threw a couple backies and now I have no clue what to make of it

genuinely confused. Have never seen anyone with technique that bad send that hard. Weird stuff. I think I dig it

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2018 at 1:08:42am
Dec 30 2018 12:04AM
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AlightOwed
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Just say it to him frankly that you cannot be friend with him.

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2018 at 12:28:20am
Dec 30 2018 12:27AM
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weastcoat
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Just keep it real with him and take him under your wing. If he looks up to you he will listen to whatever you say.
Dec 30 2018 12:49AM
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AbiH
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


Mother of peeeeaaaaarl
Dec 30 2018 12:59AM
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mason_pachulski
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skiermanNext time you're on the lift, start rubbing his inner thigh and slowly start making your way to 3-5 years in prison for sexual assault of a minor. It worked for Kevin Spacey.


What if the lift operator up top joined in too
Dec 30 2018 8:54AM
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shinbangclan
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


At 2:30 this kid snakes that guy onto the box harder than Ive ever seen before
Dec 30 2018 10:17AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Loosen his din

**This post was edited on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:29:19am
Dec 30 2018 10:25AM
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Titus69
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tel him to fuck off
Dec 30 2018 12:59PM
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Emma_Watson
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Titus69tel him to fuck off


tell u 2 fuk oof
Dec 30 2018 1:04PM
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Titus69
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Emma_Watsontell u 2 fuk oof


Fook off m8
Dec 30 2018 1:10PM
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Bdoobz
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just tell him "it's not you, it's me", at 15 he probably hasn't gotten that one yet
Dec 30 2018 2:56PM
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McNoche
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Epitome of how dead NS really is. Can create a thread about a 15 yo douche bag, Park rate and not be worried he will find it on NS.

Sad.
Dec 30 2018 5:36PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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McNocheEpitome of how dead NS really is. Can create a thread about a 15 yo douche bag, Park rate and not be worried he will find it on NS.

Sad.

I saw a kid with an ns jacket and twin tips. I asked him what his username was and he said "what?"I was like on newschoolers what's your username.....

Turns out he doesn't even know what this site is
Dec 30 2018 7:51PM
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Paul.
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hubbardsAt 2:30 this kid snakes that guy onto the box harder than Ive ever seen before


You should see him snake the lift line in his other video @5:58

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919420/Skiing-through-pipe-2
Dec 31 2018 1:48AM
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Sharko
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Paul.You should see him snake the lift line in his other video @5:58https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919420/Skiing-through-pipe-2


What the fuck is this kid’s problem? I would have beat his ass.
Dec 31 2018 2:11AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe kid in questionhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/919283/Skiing-through-forest-with-no-mercy-


The more i watch this video, the more i think this kids actually a fucking legend. the snake at 2:30 is fucking phenomenal
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