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Selling Smelly Shoes

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DayMan
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So the weirdest fucking thing happened to me this morning. I got a text from a number I didn't recognize and they wouldn't say who it was beyond "someone I went to college with". First they asked me to sell them some old smelly shoes and I figured it was just a friend fucking with me but it escalated into this whole thing about how he wanted to be my "foot slave" and buy my shoes regularly once they get smelly. He/she? offered me $300/pair plus any new shoes I want to replace them. Really thought it was a scam until they actually sent me money on venmo a little bit ago. What the actual fuck. They said they get high off sniffing old smelly shoes, but I feel like he's definitely gonna jam his dick in there too.

What would you do in this situation? I'm a broke college student so as weird as this is, money is money..
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Jan 11 2018 11:43AM
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SavageBiff
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Feb 3 2020 12:53PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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lucky duck, i want someone to buy my rank ass shoes.
Feb 4 2020 8:10PM
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dolanslebensraum
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DayManOoh I’m Dolan I’m gay and don’t like boobs

And you reminisce about sucking milk out of your mommies boobages.
Feb 4 2020 11:07PM
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dolanslebensraum
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SavageBiffSecond this .... I like boobs but fuck pussy where it’s at, got a thing for a fat ass too , I mean what can u really do with boobs ?

what a world... there r people struggling to find a way to earn $ , people starving, people dying , people working their asses off , people praying for $ , and here you are selling your sweaty shoes for $ and u didn’t even seek out a buyer they came to u! I’m advertising my socks and underwear on Craigslist but as a “premium” product , the Gucci of sweat clothes

seriously tho... what events... what connections does the brain make that lead one to wanting sweaty shoes....


Yeah. Its just funny. I went to a really conservative and homophobic jock highschool where anybody who liked anything other than boobs was called a “faggot” and shunned from the wolfpack. Its kind of sad because it crushed alot of adolescent egos. My favorite things are legs, buns, and good ankles. Cankles are a killjoy.

i got dumped by a girl who had cankles and ugly feet years ago and i was like whatever you have cankles who cares. I just told her “ok, i wish you the best” and that was it.

**This post was edited on Feb 5th 2020 at 5:06:54pm
Feb 5 2020 4:45PM
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SavageBiff
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I went to a very similar high school in the country, you could add racism to the norm there , it made for a pretty bad experience
love me some legs and ass, praise b the gym girls and yoga pants
cankles 😂😂
DolanReloadedYeah. Its just funny. I went to a really conservative and homophobic jock highschool where anybody who liked anything other than boobs was called a “faggot” and shunned from the wolfpack. Its kind of sad because it crushed alot of adolescent egos. My favorite things are legs, buns, and good ankles. Cankles are a killjoy.

i got dumped by a girl who had cankles and ugly feet years ago and i was like whatever you have cankles who cares. I just told her “ok, i wish you the best” and that was it.

**This post was edited on Feb 5th 2020 at 5:06:54pm
Feb 5 2020 5:24PM
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dolanslebensraum
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SavageBiffI went to a very similar high school in the country, you could add racism to the norm there , it made for a pretty bad experience
love me some legs and ass, praise b the gym girls and yoga pants
cankles 😂😂


Yeah. Its funny how the biggest homophobic jocks in high school ended up turning into ultra left socialist bitches. Nothing changed apparently.
Feb 5 2020 7:15PM
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SkiBootFetish
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Might be a bit late to the party but I’ll buy anyone’s smelly ski boots or liners. No joke!
Jun 23 2020 5:22AM
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SavageBiff
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I got some boots for sale in the ns bst
SkiBootFetishMight be a bit late to the party but I’ll buy anyone’s smelly ski boots or liners. No joke!
Jun 23 2020 3:37PM
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Hellblazer_23
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SkiBootFetishMight be a bit late to the party but I’ll buy anyone’s smelly ski boots or liners. No joke!

If you pay me I will mail you one dirty sock worn skiing
Jun 23 2020 3:43PM
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SkiBootFetish
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Thanks I’ll go check them out now.
SavageBiffI got some boots for sale in the ns bst
Jun 23 2020 6:36PM
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SkiBootFetish
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Thank you for the offer but socks really aren’t my thing.
Hellblazer_23If you pay me I will mail you one dirty sock worn skiing
Jun 23 2020 6:39PM
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dolanslebensraum
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SkiBootFetishMight be a bit late to the party but I’ll buy anyone’s smelly ski boots or liners. No joke!

Ive got some old solomon rear entry boots.



if rear entry is your thing
Jun 23 2020 9:40PM
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SkiBootFetish
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How old and what are they like?

rear entry isn’t really my thing but you have my attention and I don’t have any rear entry boots (yet)
DolanReloadedIve got some old solomon rear entry boots.



if rear entry is your thing
Jun 23 2020 9:56PM
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little1337
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SkiBootFetishMight be a bit late to the party but I’ll buy anyone’s smelly ski boots or liners. No joke!


PM me
Jun 23 2020 11:12PM
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Kassadi
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Listen, if your girlfriend is not a mercantile bitch, then she will be happy with any gift. I personally give my girlfriend shoes all the time because she has been playing tennis for a very long time and her sneakers are always in a very worn condition. The problem is that I spend a lot of time looking for new models. So I found awesome sneaker models at https://tennisshoesdeals.com/best-supportive-tennis-shoes. The variety is really very large and there are reviews of any models. There you will find all the important information you need before purchasing.

**This post was edited on Dec 17th 2020 at 4:11:13am
Dec 9 2020 9:45PM
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Bended_Toenail
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hahah this thread is gold!

OP give us an update
Dec 9 2020 9:52PM
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iced
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Bended_Toenailhahah this thread is gold!

OP give us an update


last I heard OP had a Tyler durden scenario where he was selling his own boots to himself, and then fucking them

sometimes happens when you take to much of a whiff from your liners
Dec 9 2020 9:56PM
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DayMan
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He put down a deposit on 2 pairs and then ghosted me, haven’t heard from the weirdo in about a year. He owes me a significant amount of money and 2 pairs of shoes. I considered blackmailing him but it doesn’t exactly paint me in the best light either, although I found out he works as a middle school teacher now so I’d love to get this thread in the hands of some ruthless 8th graders who will no doubt spread the word of the shoe fucker far and wide
Dec 9 2020 10:45PM
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