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Selling Smelly Shoes

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DayMan
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So the weirdest fucking thing happened to me this morning. I got a text from a number I didn't recognize and they wouldn't say who it was beyond "someone I went to college with". First they asked me to sell them some old smelly shoes and I figured it was just a friend fucking with me but it escalated into this whole thing about how he wanted to be my "foot slave" and buy my shoes regularly once they get smelly. He/she? offered me $300/pair plus any new shoes I want to replace them. Really thought it was a scam until they actually sent me money on venmo a little bit ago. What the actual fuck. They said they get high off sniffing old smelly shoes, but I feel like he's definitely gonna jam his dick in there too.

What would you do in this situation? I'm a broke college student so as weird as this is, money is money..
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Jan 11 2018 11:43AM
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jjdsteeze
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i think you found your new career. Ask if he offers good health benefits.
Jan 11 2018 11:47AM
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jjdsteeze
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but seriously, why wouldnt he just go to goodwill or a thrift shop to buy smelly old shoes?
Jan 11 2018 11:48AM
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DayMan
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jjdsteezebut seriously, why wouldnt he just go to goodwill or a thrift shop to buy smelly old shoes?


He said "you should feel special because I only like to sniff certain people's shoes"

I'll probably end up getting murdered/raped one of these days but I'll be balling out in some fresh kicks until then
Jan 11 2018 12:15PM
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abaxter
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sell ur ski boots for an easy grand he could probably get high off that for years.
Jan 11 2018 1:29PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
$200 with a slight chance of getting murdered. I'd take that deal
Jan 11 2018 2:26PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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can you share this cash cow's number with me?
Jan 11 2018 2:46PM
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strayln_Skier
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Post the text message.
Jan 11 2018 2:52PM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 8962 - Karma: 57,745
i don't know what to make of this at all but i do know that this is a legitimately real thing that happens sometimes with girls and their underwear. some weird dudes are thirsty enough to buy them used from people... it's a thing. no idea how buyers meet sellers but damn!
Jan 11 2018 3:09PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9780 - Karma: 72,322
Gimme his number. He can have all my shoes he wants
Jan 11 2018 3:33PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
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I have bought used things b4
Jan 11 2018 3:34PM
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DayMan
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strayln_SkierPost the text message.


blocked the number so you fuckers can't steal my stank daddy


Jan 11 2018 3:41PM
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HypeBeast
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HE ASKED FOR FRIENDS TOO! GIMME DAT NUMBAAAAAA. Just work out in them barefoot for a week or two, sit them in the sun and wholla, the best smell this guy ever had. Run through mud and dirty water helps too
Jan 11 2018 3:55PM
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Chubz.
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tell him i'll sell him my ski boots for 600 so i can buy a new pair and he can high for weeks off my liners lol
Jan 11 2018 5:12PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,941
haha give us this guys number we can send mass shoe texts to him

btw that guy is def dropping loads in your shoes

edit: don't block the # to taunt us you selfish smelly bastard

**This post was edited on Jan 11th 2018 at 6:07:04pm
Jan 11 2018 6:03PM
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search4freshies
Posts: 358 - Karma: 1,335
hes def gonna jam his dick in there but whatever, let him let his freak flag fly, while you get your paper up!
Jan 11 2018 6:09PM
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ForeverYung
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best thread ive seen on ns in a while
thank u for sharing dayman
Jan 11 2018 8:55PM
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oxiclean
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jjdsteezebut seriously, why wouldnt he just go to goodwill or a thrift shop to buy smelly old shoes?


Same reason people go to the farmers market. It's fresher.
Jan 12 2018 11:45PM
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Puzzled
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Yea these guys are real and you can find them on craigslist, but I've never seen someone willing to pay for this shit.. Damn I need to find myself a sniffer now.
Jan 13 2018 12:15AM
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Getshifty
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Just wait until he discovers ski boots

**This post was edited on Jan 13th 2018 at 12:17:01am
Jan 13 2018 12:16AM
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theabortionator
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Jan 13 2018 7:40AM
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.FRY.
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you should quit your job, you’re set for life
Jan 13 2018 3:18PM
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theabortionator
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.Fryyou should quit your job, you’re set for life


"What do you do for work?"

"Well I ......"
Jan 13 2018 3:27PM
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DirtYStylE
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We need an update
Jul 31 2018 4:54PM
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OregonDead
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Forgot all about this and I just soaked a pair in oxy clean overnight. Hurry up and give me an update OP before I wash another pair. Just got paid today and I can already use the money. So many pairs ready to move RN
Jul 31 2018 8:15PM
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AstroKush
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Well did you try finding him a pair of smelly old ski boots? Just buff up the shell 2 shine and it should fetch you a good price with that dude
Aug 5 2018 3:56AM
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AstroKush
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Aug 5 2018 3:59AM
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Malcolm
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Damn this is a pretty good gig
Aug 8 2018 10:46AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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PM me the number, I have two pairs of rancid ski boots I would sell him
Aug 8 2018 10:57AM
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Rparr
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What in the absolute fuck? How have I never seen this thread before? God damn this is infinitely better than prostitution or selling drugs. I think you just found the best way in the entire world to make money
Aug 8 2018 4:59PM
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SSteezle
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I have ski boot liners that would get this kid hard as rock
Aug 8 2018 7:14PM
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.SHAGGY.
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This has to be fake lmao
Sep 12 2018 2:16AM
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.SHAGGY.
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This sounds like some shit off Reddit lets not meet
Sep 12 2018 2:22AM
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HypeBeast
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.SHAGGY.This has to be fake lmao

Real as real can be
Sep 12 2018 3:16AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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time to branch out fellas
Nov 3 2018 3:32PM
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CLQ
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TRVP_ANGEL


time to branch out fellas


Hit my DM
Nov 3 2018 11:34PM
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DayMan
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HOLY SHIT HE HIT ME UP AGAIN
Feb 1 2020 10:38AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I refuse to believe this is real, there's no way. We need some kind of proof man

I know you have the text but for real are you shipping your shoes
DayManHOLY SHIT HE HIT ME UP AGAIN


**This post was edited on Feb 1st 2020 at 10:56:45am
Feb 1 2020 10:55AM
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elcheapo
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Thow then in the washer/ dryer. Done
Feb 1 2020 11:37AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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DayManHOLY SHIT HE HIT ME UP AGAIN


Ma man!!!!
Feb 1 2020 2:37PM
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ChadThundercock
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Just take the money, then ask for more
Feb 1 2020 4:02PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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DayManHOLY SHIT HE HIT ME UP AGAIN

How does he know who you are? Why did he ask you? How did he get your number? What do your friends think of this? Is any of this real?
Feb 1 2020 4:10PM
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brogoldenhair
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dudes probably got a financial sub fetish combined with dirty feet fetish? shit id quit my job and just sell this dude smelly shoes. would like some form of concrete proof tho, not sure how you could get it to us. shits funny af
Feb 1 2020 4:15PM
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fries
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I need a "someone i went to college with" like this person
Feb 1 2020 9:51PM
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dolanslebensraum
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This is fucking hilarious.

peoples fetishes are too funny sometimes.

I guess live and let live. I personally dont understand why so many ppl have a boob fetish. Its so common its not even considered a fetish. But what the fuck? Do you like miss sucking your moms boobs or something? How could big boobs possibly indicate genetic fitness?
Feb 1 2020 11:51PM
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DayMan
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DolanReloadedThis is fucking hilarious.

peoples fetishes are too funny sometimes.

I guess live and let live. I personally dont understand why so many ppl have a boob fetish. Its so common its not even considered a fetish. But what the fuck? Do you like miss sucking your moms boobs or something? How could big boobs possibly indicate genetic fitness?


Ooh I’m Dolan I’m gay and don’t like boobs
Feb 2 2020 6:12AM
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SavageBiff
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DolanReloadedThis is fucking hilarious.

peoples fetishes are too funny sometimes.

I guess live and let live. I personally dont understand why so many ppl have a boob fetish. Its so common its not even considered a fetish. But what the fuck? Do you like miss sucking your moms boobs or something? How could big boobs possibly indicate genetic fitness?

Second this .... I like boobs but fuck pussy where it’s at, got a thing for a fat ass too , I mean what can u really do with boobs ?

what a world... there r people struggling to find a way to earn $ , people starving, people dying , people working their asses off , people praying for $ , and here you are selling your sweaty shoes for $ and u didn’t even seek out a buyer they came to u! I’m advertising my socks and underwear on Craigslist but as a “premium” product , the Gucci of sweat clothes

seriously tho... what events... what connections does the brain make that lead one to wanting sweaty shoes....
Feb 2 2020 7:41AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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DayManOoh I’m Dolan I’m gay and don’t like boobs

Okay, I’m thinking this is a troll thread. People are asking for proof and your ignoring it.
Feb 2 2020 9:09AM
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DayMan
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TOkay, I’m thinking this is a troll thread. People are asking for proof and your ignoring it.


can you read retard I posted a bunch of screenshots

what would be my incentive to lie about this lmao
Feb 3 2020 10:12AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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DayMancan you read retard I posted a bunch of screenshots

what would be my incentive to lie about this lmao

It’s called trolling and those screenshots aren’t proof. Like @BigPurpleSkiSuit said, there needs to be more evidence. I guess you missed his post and mine as well.

CaN u EvN REeD!??!11!
Feb 3 2020 12:12PM
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