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Im fighting with my friends about long life milk.

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strayln_Skier
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Yeah. ALL of my mates reckon if you leave long lasting milk (unopened) in your car on a hot day it will go off. I tried to tell them that it's not the case but things got really heated and I punched 2 mates and one of their school shirts got ripped in the process. This sounds fucking stupid but they still don't seem to agree and i'm coping so much in the group chat. My mates are kinda all pussies and I could easily take all 6 of them on. I really don't wanna knock all of my friends heads in over some milk. /
Dec 6 2017 5:08AM
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.lencon
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Depends on the milk.

You probably drink skim milk and are the real pussy.
Dec 6 2017 10:16AM
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corona
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You punched a friend over milk? Seems reasonable.
Dec 6 2017 10:19AM
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weedoo
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No crying over spilled milk




Is this thing on?
Dec 6 2017 11:45AM
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HypeBeast
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Go off like what? Explode? Maybe. Why don't you test it in your dryer at home
Dec 6 2017 4:33PM
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strayln_Skier
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IsitWinterYet17Go off like what? Explode? Maybe. Why don't you test it in your dryer at home


Haha what, go off means it goes all sour or "out of date".
Dec 6 2017 7:37PM
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iced
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waterboard them with the milk
Dec 6 2017 7:55PM
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HypeBeast
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strayln_SkierHaha what, go off means it goes all sour or "out of date".


I've never heard that expression before. Why not just say that lol?

And according to Wikipedia and some other sources, long life milk, also known as Ultra High Temperature processing milk is sterilized by heating to 275°F and then packaged aseptically which gives it the extra shelf life.

The EU has regulations on UHT milk. Has to remain sterile for 7 days at 131°F or 15 days at 86°F. 131°F is comparable to a car on a hot summer day.

Considering how the products are packaged and required testing, you should tell your friends they are 100% wrong and they can fuck off. This product is sterile, aka no microbes, after packaging and will remain that way for the duration of the shelf life. The taste might alter a bit or it might not, but it definitely won't "go off" as you put it. Still safe to drink assuming the package is unopened.
Dec 6 2017 8:06PM
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.Hugo.
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You fucking kiwis have the most retarded way of wording shit
Dec 6 2017 8:14PM
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strayln_Skier
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IsitWinterYet17I've never heard that expression before. Why not just say that lol?

And according to Wikipedia and some other sources, long life milk, also known as Ultra High Temperature processing milk is sterilized by heating to 275°F and then packaged aseptically which gives it the extra shelf life.

The EU has regulations on UHT milk. Has to remain sterile for 7 days at 131°F or 15 days at 86°F. 131°F is comparable to a car on a hot summer day.

Considering how the products are packaged and required testing, you should tell your friends they are 100% wrong and they can fuck off. This product is sterile, aka no microbes, after packaging and will remain that way for the duration of the shelf life. The taste might alter a bit or it might not, but it definitely won't "go off" as you put it. Still safe to drink assuming the package is unopened.


In straya everyone says "go off" when referring to out of date milk. Yeah i've told them excatly that and given them a crack on the chin and they still reckon im wrong.
Dec 6 2017 10:45PM
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270on420out
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This thread called me a cunt in an Australian accent
Dec 6 2017 11:22PM
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daannnnieel
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you're the idiot in this scenario
Dec 7 2017 12:50AM
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Non_State_Actor
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Don't drink ultra pastuerised dairy and do keep being super aussie/kiwi, we love you guys for it!
Dec 7 2017 12:59AM
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strayln_Skier
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mystery3Don't drink ultra pastuerised dairy and do keep being super aussie/kiwi, we love you guys for it!


Where did you cunts get Kiwi's from. I'm not kiwi I'm fucking strayen.
Dec 7 2017 1:01AM
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Non_State_Actor
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Had I actually taken the time to read your username I'd have known that but I'm american and we aren't known for our reading prowess. We also lump the people who reside on your techtonic plate together as we cannot tell the difference in the accents or affectation.
Dec 7 2017 1:40AM
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strayln_Skier
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mystery3Had I actually taken the time to read your username I'd have known that but I'm american and we aren't known for our reading prowess. We also lump the people who reside on your techtonic plate together as we cannot tell the difference in the accents or affectation.


Newzealander and Australian accents are completely different FYI.
Dec 7 2017 2:50AM
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SkiaNZ
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mystery3Don't drink ultra pastuerised dairy and do keep being super aussie/kiwi, we love you guys for it!

We're not the same!!!!! Lol
Dec 7 2017 4:25AM
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.Hugo.
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strayln_SkierWhere did you cunts get Kiwi's from. I'm not kiwi I'm fucking strayen.


Same thing
Dec 7 2017 7:26AM
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snowpocalypse
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All you bitches look alike to me........ Dick stuck in a sheep.......
Dec 7 2017 11:41AM
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SofaKingSick
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Fred_BearYou fucking kiwis


ohhh now youve right done it m8
Dec 7 2017 12:04PM
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strayln_Skier
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This is fucked up cunt. New Zealanders are all like fush and chups bru. Completely different to yeah carnt and nah carnt.
Dec 7 2017 5:09PM
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HAMNATION
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DIRTYBUBBLEThis thread called me a cunt in an Australian accent


same
Dec 8 2017 9:34PM
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supluho
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strayln_SkierIn straya everyone says "go off" when referring to out of date milk. Yeah i've told them excatly that and given them a crack on the chin and they still reckon im wrong.


we need more of you.
Dec 9 2017 12:22AM
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fries
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You could punch 2 of your friends, or you could just leave some milk in your car
Dec 9 2017 1:08AM
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strayln_Skier
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J_SYou could punch 2 of your friends, or you could just leave some milk in your car


I've done both.
Dec 9 2017 2:17AM
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theabortionator
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It's really not that hard to understand
Dec 9 2017 4:34AM
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