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What a great idea!

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Apple
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I got this in my e-mail and i was shocked that i didnt think of it fist, but i was laughing too hard to care.

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, 'Mom.' With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even,with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing, it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
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--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 6 2005 11:49AM
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Kornn101
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aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhahaha thats fucking great, i wish i knew about that
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Feb 6 2005 11:52AM
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powder_2_the_people
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Goddam it wouldnt work: my nearest neighbors are like 10 k away uphill


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Feb 6 2005 11:59AM
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AJ_concepts
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i wish i had known that a couple weeks ago, when i got a speeding ticket
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Feb 6 2005 12:12PM
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skiierman
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Haha, yeah she is right.





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Feb 6 2005 12:14PM
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Sdot
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Holy hell, that's an awesome idea. I should have done that when I did shit wrong. Parents just LOVE to blow things way out of proportion. Ah well, too late now.


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Feb 6 2005 12:51PM
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sugarloaf
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damn I needed to see this Friday, not today. my parents already saw the report card =/



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Feb 6 2005 1:06PM
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*cowboy*
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that's soooo funnny!

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Feb 6 2005 1:28PM
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Craigskis
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Pretty Clever...


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Feb 6 2005 1:32PM
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DAMICO
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clever indeed...

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Feb 6 2005 2:29PM
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SchweitzerSki
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it's so simple and seems so easy to think of. but god dammit i should have thought of that!!!!
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Feb 6 2005 2:47PM
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skier_bum
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Wow, how come i never think of shit like that?


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Feb 6 2005 2:58PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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haha wow thats awesome. i wanna try that


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Feb 6 2005 3:20PM
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freerider_klo
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hahaha, i'm so using this in 1week when my report card comes home.






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Feb 6 2005 7:51PM
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french_fry
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thats funny, the thing is that my mom wouldnt really get the message and get even more pissed at me for writing such a letter and scaring her.



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Feb 6 2005 7:56PM
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freeze_and_burn
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haha my mum would freak and then piss herself after!
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Feb 6 2005 8:12PM
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freeze_and_burn
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thats just awesome i love that!
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Feb 6 2005 8:12PM
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Pklink04
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wow that was killer, thats what i plan to do with my report card


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Feb 6 2005 8:50PM
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Mattman
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hahaha thats great




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Feb 6 2005 9:00PM
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katesd
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hah yeah i've seen that before... it's pretty funny.


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Feb 6 2005 9:08PM
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TheProfitSkier
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what a smart girl... nevermind, she said she had a shitty report card






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Feb 6 2005 9:11PM
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switch_9
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it doesnt work, trust me. i said i got pregnant and no one bought it.



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Feb 6 2005 10:12PM
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Apple
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really? it worked when i just tried it on the phone... my mom was all talking about how binge drinking is an epidemic at universities according to doctor phill and so i was like yah, im happy im over that drinking thing... Cocane and E are the only things for me nowadays. It scared her into realizing that my drinking habits arnt too bad afterall. i like this new over exageration of the facts thing. im going to use it all the time now
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 6 2005 10:27PM
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weazelzb
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haha, my mom would fucken kill me



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Feb 6 2005 10:32PM
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Sharpy
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i sued that once, my mom thought I was drinking too much, then I told her that at leats I wasn't dealing and doing cocaine, she kind of got the point

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

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Feb 6 2005 11:46PM
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t-man152
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haha hope she doesnt stop halffway through the letter and then decide to call people to see if your at their house. If she finds out that your at your neighboors house before reading the PS and doesnt beleive in gun control you better hide
Feb 7 2005 7:39AM
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almostaskier
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ha ha! priceless, i need to try that one, but the getting pregnant part i don't think my parents would buy...
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Feb 7 2005 11:18AM
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ECboarder698
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that was soooo fuckin funny...i dont know if that would work for a guy, too weird...but would work wonders for a girl

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Feb 7 2005 3:16PM
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Ericpbp
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HAHA pretty funny. Dont think it would work for me.
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Feb 7 2005 3:48PM
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Hctiws_iks
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ut really sucks for the people that actually do coke ect.
what the hell are they gunna say to make this point,
'at least im not psyco and trying to kil you?'

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Feb 7 2005 4:29PM
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Apple
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i dunno, you could always say at least your not suicidal, or a child molester, or beating up old ladies...
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 7 2005 4:54PM
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t-man152
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^HEY leave beating up old ladies out of this. My lifstyle is my own personal decision
Feb 7 2005 8:09PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahahaha nice



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Feb 7 2005 8:16PM
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fahrvergcougar
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How would a guy do that??
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Feb 7 2005 8:19PM
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skiierman
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Easy, with a cane or baseball bat.





----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



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Feb 7 2005 8:24PM
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almostaskier
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extra points if its a walker or the cane from said old lady, but yea,^ a baseball bat usually works for me...
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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétément cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

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