Replying to Using ketchup as lube: A Review

The Pros:
-delicious
-plenty of jokes to be made about your hotdog in her buns w/ ketchup
-cheap
-my mom won't suspect anything if I have lots of ketchup bottles by her basement couch where I sleep

The Cons:
-my mom gets mad when there are ketchup stains on the couch in her basement
-apparently, tomatoes are acidic and ketchup really stings in the vagina. debatable if this is a con.

The Verdict: definitely worth it.