-plenty of jokes to be made about your hotdog in her buns w/ ketchup
-my mom won't suspect anything if I have lots of ketchup bottles by her basement couch where I sleep
-my mom gets mad when there are ketchup stains on the couch in her basement
-apparently, tomatoes are acidic and ketchup really stings in the vagina. debatable if this is a con.
The Verdict: definitely worth it.