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whats the best quote?

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Nico
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i think its 'there is nothing infinate except for the universe and human stupuidity, and i am not sure about the universe.' albert einstein
Feb 2 2005 3:23PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I like it is better to die on your feet than to live life on your knees

That is what I try to live my life by in everything that I do.


'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33
Feb 2 2005 3:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
are you saying its better to suck dick standing up then to kneel??



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Feb 2 2005 3:26PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
Life is a garden dig it
and the one that beats them all
'so why did you rob all of those banks'
'because that is where the money is'
-actual court case
Feb 2 2005 3:26PM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
that is a good one
Feb 2 2005 3:26PM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
'I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.'
-George Bush
Feb 2 2005 3:35PM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
it wouldnt have landed on you if you couldnt handel it-Tanner Hull
Save A Mouse, Eat A Pussy
Feb 2 2005 4:14PM
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Reonic
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
In the river of life.....be a swimmer, not a floater
Da....da.....cant think of a cool name.....so call me.........(i just feel asleep....)
Feb 2 2005 4:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I thought I was going to dead. But, I am still alive



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capital city rider / dfp


...feel the rush
Feb 2 2005 5:51PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hahahaha gagnier^ when he almost hit his head on the rock after pulling that cork 7.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Sacadelic
Feb 2 2005 6:00PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
i think....'i went down, did tricks, and landed them'
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Feb 2 2005 6:04PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
'Dear Diary: Jackpot'




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Feb 2 2005 6:15PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I think I'll build her a cake, or something...
I caught you a delicious bass
you could look like this! (shows picture) ...its a girl.



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capital city rider / dfp


...feel the rush
Feb 2 2005 6:46PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
'There's an old saying in tennesse-it's in texas Im sure it's in tennesse- fool me once, shame on you...you fool me once you cant get fooled again.'



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Feb 2 2005 7:01PM
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SRskierSFS
Posts: 1476 - Karma: 124
''....i have nipples greg, could you milk me?''
-PAT-
Feb 2 2005 7:09PM
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.David.
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 12
Your kids have touched me....
And I'm pretty sure I've touched your kids....

-School of Rock!





RIP GG
Feb 2 2005 8:52PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky
Pink Floyd
Feb 2 2005 8:59PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
sometimes i like to steal things - chris rock





'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Feb 2 2005 9:33PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
'A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job' best quote

He who hesitates masturbates
Feb 2 2005 9:33PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
you can do whatever you want if you work hard enough, i use this whenever im doing something new on skis that i dont really feel right abpout

I'm White?



Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy



Feb 2 2005 11:06PM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
'i need a new vacume cleaner'
Feb 2 2005 11:12PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
a young boyd easly once said 'stomping this trick will get me more tail than axl rose at the pontiac silverdome'



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO
Feb 2 2005 11:30PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
* Be the change you want to see in the world. *

* Love is blind, not senseless. *

* Everyone dies, but not everyone lives. *


- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Feb 2 2005 11:34PM
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freeze_pooter
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nico i searched for your dubya quote and i didnt find it. ?
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i have respect for musical artists who are MUSICAL...not people who lip synch. minus britney spears cuz her concert was the shit.-SnowKristaL
Feb 2 2005 11:51PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
'luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity'




Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
Feb 2 2005 11:59PM
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Nico
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 10
stupid website. sorry
Feb 3 2005 12:06AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
If you've seen the movie 'Almost Heroes' with Chris Farley and Matthew Perry:-

Old guy- There's a saying that goes; white water in the morning...

Perry- ...Yes? (waiting for the story to continue)

Old guy- Oh no, that's all... (and he smiles)

funniest shit ever to watch.



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capital city rider / dfp


...feel the rush
Feb 3 2005 12:12AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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chris farleys last. its gold. lewis and clark shall be a footnote to a footnote, and i sir will be that... note.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Feb 3 2005 1:03AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
Oh man I love that movie

East Coast of the West Coast
Feb 3 2005 2:31AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

Feb 3 2005 2:52AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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Aujourd'hui pour être fun et bigarré, frais et bein formé, il te faut savoir à casser!
Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: a yé, t'es complétément cassé!

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May
Feb 3 2005 6:06AM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
'you better shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her face!'
.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Feb 3 2005 7:23AM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
'half the people can be part right all of the time
some of the people can be all right part of the time
but all the people cant be all right all of the time'


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Everything under the sun is in tune,
But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
Feb 3 2005 3:50PM
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.David.
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 12
Have you ever been in a turkish prison?

(Going along with the quote a few up)





RIP GG
Feb 3 2005 4:43PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
'i know how forgetfut you niggars are!' dave chapelle
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Feb 3 2005 4:52PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
'Years later, doctors will tell me i have an IQ of 48, and am what some may say, mentally retarded.' -Brick (Anchorman)

'I love technology, but not as much as you, you see...but i still love technology, always and forever.'


yay.snow.yay
Feb 3 2005 5:04PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
the world is a wonderful place and is worth fighting for....at least I agree witht the second part.
-Morgan Freeman

-Landis Tanaka
Feb 3 2005 11:12PM
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*BeckyK*
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kinda long, more like some sort of poem, but here it is:

impossible is just a big word, thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. impossible is an opinion. impossible is not a declaration, it's adare. impossible is potential. impossible is temporary. nothing is impossible. impossible is nothing.

(Stolen from an adidas add... written in my yearbook last year by my leadership teacher.
Feb 3 2005 11:27PM
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Homebrewer19
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the quality of mercy is not strained. it dropeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. it is twice blessed, it blesseth him that gives, and him that takes. ‘tis mightiest in the mightiest. it becomes the throned monarch greater than his crown. his scepter shows the force of temporal power, were in doth lye the dread and fear of kings. but mercy is above this sceptered sway. it is enthroned in the hearts of kings. it is an attribute to god himself where earthly power doth then show likest gods when mercy seasons justice. Therefore Shylock, though justice be thy plea, consider this. that in the course of justice, none of us should see salvation. Portia, Merchant of Venice

and if your gauna have donkeys fucking on TV, you better have a musical background. because if you have donkeys fucking and its quiet, that’s perverted.
Lewis Black

virtus milites cata = courage is worth a thousand sheilds.

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson



'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph



'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway





Feb 3 2005 11:41PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
'That there's a - there's a - there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch.'
Shashank Redemption


The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Feb 4 2005 12:02AM
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petek
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this one beats them ALL

'see there are three types of people; dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies can think everyone can get along, and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes chuck, and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes chuck, and if they didnt fuck the assholes do you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.'

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
Feb 4 2005 12:44AM
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brokebutitsworthit
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OOOOh FUUUUCK
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
Feb 4 2005 1:58AM
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nsnski240
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tommorrow is the first day of the rest of your life


-hardcore lousiana fanboat shit-
-put butter on my butt and call me a biscuit-
-4x4 jibbing-
Feb 4 2005 2:37AM
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