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The Do's and Don't's of Skiing
The do's and Don't's of skiing
You know what's steezy, caution.
Do put your goggles under your helmet unless your destroying massive lines
Don't call last run unless you have a deathwish
Don't call last run unless you have a deathwish
Do have fun
Don't be a bitch
Don't be a bitch
Do the rail
Dont just use the kicker beside it
Dont just use the kicker beside it
Do cool tricks
Don't be a Jerry
Don't be a Jerry
Dont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus
Do- stopskiing
Dont- ski
Dont- ski
Do check y0self before you wreck yo'self. *
Don't wreck yoself before you chexd yoself**
*But seeing as we are skiers we tend to send shit big thus; send it.
** if you get wr3kt don't look like a pussy; get laid. $$$
Don't wreck yoself before you chexd yoself**
*But seeing as we are skiers we tend to send shit big thus; send it.
** if you get wr3kt don't look like a pussy; get laid. $$$
do: lip on blind 2
dont: lip on front 2
dont: lip on front 2
Minggdo: lip on blind 2
dont: lip on front 2
Tru
Do: Afterbang
Don't: sit down on your skis when you stomp a trick
Don't: sit down on your skis when you stomp a trick
Do: spread good vibes, smile sand be an all round good bloke.
Dont: opposite of the above
Dont: opposite of the above
Do: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.
Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.
Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.
Do: Ride Naked
Dont: Wear Clothes
Dont: Wear Clothes
Julius_SteezerDont call out ON3P in gear threads. Or you'll get roasted in a similar way to when thall went in on Anus
I would probably extend this to say don't talk about your warranty issues at all in gear talk unless you want everyone to hate on you relentlessly.
YOUR SKIS DELAMMED BRCAUSE YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT LEARN HOW TO SKI!!!
Do buy Lencon skis
Do: Socialize on chairlifts
Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.
Do: Make a newschoolers account
Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W
Do: Get cool outerwear
Don't: Wear all Saga
Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps
Don't: Go to Windells
Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.
Do: Make a newschoolers account
Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W
Do: Get cool outerwear
Don't: Wear all Saga
Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps
Don't: Go to Windells
do immediately throw away all your ski gear and pursue other avenues in life
don't ski at all. seriously.
don't ski at all. seriously.
have your own style, if your confident and a nice person people will (should) respect you in the park no matter what skill you are. you can be a great skier and be a dick, but being respectful and nice is more fun to be around.
50KalDo: Always carry a mike if your in the Aspen ski area because if you come across Seal and give him the mike and proper background music he deserves, he will sing and deliver.
Don't: Challenge Chris Davenport to any type of skiing activity.You will lose. you will feel Pitiful. Unless your World Cup fast racer on WC course.Challenge the crap out of him if you are that skilled.
story? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.
KravtZstory? Davenport is a legend wonder what he's been up to. Haven't seen his name much the past few years.
He's still killing it:
http://unofficialnetworks.com/2016/06/a-watch-chris-davenport-skis-one-of-the-best-lines-on-earth-portillos-super-c
Do: backflips
Don't: kfeds
Don't: kfeds
Do: call in sick on pow days
Don't: ski park on pow days
Don't: ski park on pow days
DeforestationDon't call last run unless you have a deathwish
So true. This happened to me... Was almost really bad.
Don't talk at Silent Rock!!!
Shhh!
Shhh!
OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!
Shhh!
You're fucked
do- dress like a jerry
don't- ski like a jerry
also don't- end up on jerry of the day, it means you skiied like a jerry
don't- ski like a jerry
also don't- end up on jerry of the day, it means you skiied like a jerry
OregonDeadDon't talk at Silent Rock!!!
Shhh!
truuu
Don't fall off the chairlift or make patrol take you down on their sled. Do whatever you feel like your 100+ dollar lift ticket entitles you to do whatever you want within reason.
End of thread.
End of thread.
Don't Switch butter 2on
Bushdid9_11Do: backflips
Don't: kfeds
Kfeds are cool again
DON'T: put quarters in your boots
DO: wear more denim
DO: wear more denim
Do: have fun and don't take it seriously
Don't: worry about how others ski, it doesn't matter and they'll just give you shit too, that makes skiing less enjoyable.
Smart thread OP
Don't: worry about how others ski, it doesn't matter and they'll just give you shit too, that makes skiing less enjoyable.
Smart thread OP
Do wear dark gear
Don't wear spider outerwear
Don't wear spider outerwear
This thread sucks without upvotes
DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes
Yea so do all threads, sucks when someone comes up with a good web update and then it gets taken away
DeforestationThis thread sucks without upvotes
Upvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......
Mr.BishopUpvotes + Thread ordering based off of it? Mmmmmm.......
I think you meant that the other way around? (earlier posts do have more votes usiually because they're seen by more people), but not really what I meant. I meant more that since this thread isn't a discussion, it would be a hell of a lot easier to follow the good posts by upvotes.
Minggdo: lip on blind 2
dont: lip on front 2
You can only lip front 2 if you're Jake Carney, his are mad steezy.
SkibumsmithDON'T: put quarters in your boots
Umm, story?
Do call bar if you need it lowered.
Don't not have your helmet snapped and secured in case someone doesn't call bar and lowers it.........
Don't smoke a weed
SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed
Don't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough
SpiderDoodDon't smoke a weed
DeforestationDon't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough
No deforestation, you will learn soon enough. The devils cabbage is bad and you are being corrupted by the antichrist.
Don't: Ski
Do: #stopskiing
Do: #stopskiing
If you're not building an atom bomb, you're a fucking pussy.
But he said a weed. He just means don't roll a dandelion into your blunt.
JAHpowUmm, story?
Ya it's extremely uncomfortable.
Don't put quarters in your boots, or dice or legos.
J_SDo: Socialize on chairlifts
Don't: Start off the conversation by saying that you are from Texas.
Do: Make a newschoolers account
Don't: Make a newschoolers account called S.J.W
Do: Get cool outerwear
Don't: Wear all Saga
Do: Go to Mt Hood Summer Sketch Camps
Don't: Go to Windells
I have broke rule number 3
LasersocksDo have fun
Don't be a bitch
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