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The Do's and Don't's of Skiing

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Lyricsylvan
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The do's and Don't's of skiing
Jul 9 2016 7:37PM
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Willi5
Posts: 17 - Karma: 24
kinda unrelated but what's the story with ON3P? Is there a joke about the company I'm unaware of? Just bought the 2016 filthy rich park skis from them
Aug 3 2016 4:49PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
Do - Cork
Don't - Arm swing
Aug 3 2016 10:20PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
SteveSteppDo - Cork
Don't - Arm swing


Boom.
Aug 4 2016 9:54AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5711 - Karma: 20,627
Willi5kinda unrelated but what's the story with ON3P? Is there a joke about the company I'm unaware of? Just bought the 2016 filthy rich park skis from them


Yeah if you talk shit about them they'll come to your house and take the skis back. So keep your mouth shut and enjoy your skis.




....bitch.
Aug 4 2016 10:41AM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 893
Do : Live the sendy life, Shred the gnar!
Aug 6 2016 5:10PM
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MailMan
Posts: 48 - Karma: 65
DONT BE A FUCKING GAPER!!!
Aug 7 2016 2:47AM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
Bushdid9_11Do: backflips
Don't: kfeds


K Feds are so steezy though but super Feds are so much nicer
Oct 12 2016 8:36PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
East_CoasterK Feds are so steezy though but super Feds are so much nicer


Dont: Be this guy
Oct 13 2016 5:40PM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
Bushdid9_11Dont: Be this guy


K feds look much nicer than a backflip. Haha
Jan 21 2017 10:41PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
East_CoasterK feds look much nicer than a backflip. Haha


False
Jan 21 2017 11:12PM
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TDD536
Posts: 160 - Karma: 147
.DankDon't smoke a weed


DeforestationDon't worry bud, you'll learn soon enough


J_SNo deforestation, you will learn soon enough. The devils cabbage is bad and you are being corrupted by the antichrist.


Your completely correct. I have witnessed it first hand. My sister was only but 13 years old when she had her exorcism, and it was some scary fucking shit. My older brother (16 at the time) had some pot brownies laying around and lo and behold: my sister ate three. A few hours later, we were in the hospital wondering why she was acting so crazy. Being the God-fearing family we were, we immediately said fuck the hospital vaccinations are for pussies anyways and went straight to the church. The priest immiedetly had us evacuated due to the spooky spirits and had us taken to the Vatican on a private jet that had been blessed by the grace of God. Once there, the mother-freakin-pope and his cardinals had us tie her down to a bed and leave the room. 12 hours later, he emerged with my sister in his hands with three words, "It is done". My sister is back to herself but has never truly been the same after that experience, and sometimes I suspect the devil is still inside of her. Just the other day I showed her my new necklace (with a cross on it, of course) and I think I saw her eyes turn red for a second...
Jan 21 2017 11:23PM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
MinggFalse


I say it depends on how the backflip is thrown. A laid out backie will look nicer than a k fed. A backflip is just a backflip really not that special haha. If you were comparing like a rodeo 5 to a k fed id say rodeo all day but backflip are just basic. If you can throw a k fed on a down flat down where you swap at the kink, that looks so much better than a plain backflip.
Jan 22 2017 12:16AM
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sui-kide
Posts: 330 - Karma: 680
Do: do the trick infront of the "good skiers" in the park you can do but are afraid to do it if no one is around. (works for me lol)
Don't: let your brain take over and bitch out of tricks you want to do
Jan 22 2017 7:42AM
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East_Coaster
Posts: 115 - Karma: 100
Do: buy skiing gear (sorry ladies no burton)
Don't: be a snowboarder
Jan 22 2017 11:53AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
East_CoasterI say it depends on how the backflip is thrown. A laid out backie will look nicer than a k fed. A backflip is just a backflip really not that special haha. If you were comparing like a rodeo 5 to a k fed id say rodeo all day but backflip are just basic. If you can throw a k fed on a down flat down where you swap at the kink, that looks so much better than a plain backflip.


Haha I'm just messin dude. I just say so because backies and me are like an inside joke on NS
Jan 22 2017 12:59PM
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skiznuts
Posts: 462 - Karma: 783
Do style

Don't meth
Jan 22 2017 4:51PM
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BigBobo
Posts: 121 - Karma: 80
weedooDo the rail
Dont just use the kicker beside it


couldnt have said it better myself.
Jan 22 2017 5:10PM
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tdollo
Posts: 3733 - Karma: 17,752
Do: go to mount hood
Don't: let hoodcrew fuck your bitch
Jan 22 2017 5:19PM
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