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Has NS gotten you laid?

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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Sure hasn't helped me.
Apr 8 2016 3:39PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
haha... yeah lol
Apr 8 2016 3:40PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Mingghaha... yeah lol


Jealous
Apr 8 2016 3:41PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,517
McNocheSure hasn't helped me.


That's cuz you're terrible at NS.
Apr 8 2016 3:48PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,327
One time I saw a girl skiing... Once.



Good ol Wisco. Skiing in Wisconsin is like going to a boys only school.
Apr 8 2016 4:01PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 50,836
NS has fucked my grades/academic life if that counts
Apr 8 2016 4:01PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
yea sometimes when I stop looking on NS I get laid as a reward
Apr 8 2016 4:03PM
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jim.
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 1,263
Apr 8 2016 4:59PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
yeah i met OPs mom through NS
Apr 8 2016 5:06PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Peter.yeah i met OPs mom through NS


Oooooh burn
Apr 8 2016 5:27PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Not even once
Apr 8 2016 6:39PM
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 495 - Karma: 2,147
does looking in the hottest porn star thread count?
Apr 8 2016 6:55PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
MustBeMattyBdoes looking in the hottest porn star thread count?


Link?
Apr 8 2016 7:03PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
Several times, in fact.
Apr 8 2016 7:17PM
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e.littt
Posts: 414 - Karma: 2,348
THEDIRTYBUBBLENS has fucked my grades/academic life if that counts


Yup same here..
Apr 8 2016 7:18PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
McNocheJealous


I can help you change that











But I wont
Apr 8 2016 7:34PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
yes
Apr 8 2016 7:37PM
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zakattack66
Posts: 185 - Karma: 577
Meg and I got it on.
Apr 8 2016 7:53PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
MinggI can help you change that











But I wont

Nude for nudes
Apr 8 2016 8:05PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
McNocheNude for nudes


Minggs boobs are ns currency
Apr 8 2016 8:06PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36720 - Karma: 111,011
I tried sticking my finger up my ass when I cranked down the other night, does that count?
Apr 8 2016 8:07PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Chubz.Minggs boobs are ns currency


I thought you were known around this place for the titties
Apr 8 2016 8:10PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
Yes
Apr 8 2016 8:12PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
Let's just sum this up:
Pink names: yes
Blue names: if the stars align and the pope shits in the woods
Apr 8 2016 8:34PM
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Outoftowner
Posts: 114 - Karma: 160
Not the site, specifically, but I met my girlfriend (and now fiance) skiing.
Apr 8 2016 9:17PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Frenchy once liked one of my instagrams, so I guess you could say we're getting pretty serious
Apr 8 2016 9:20PM
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skierman
Posts: 8073 - Karma: 4,933
If you count raping n00bs, then yes.
Apr 8 2016 9:27PM
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Klaus
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,244
Mingghaha... yeah lol


When I saw the title of the thread I knew mingg would say yes
Apr 8 2016 11:35PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
When ever I tell girls Im on newschoolers they say "what the fuck is newschoolers" and I'm like never mind it's stupid.
Apr 8 2016 11:45PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
Dennis_ReynoldsWhen ever I tell girls Im on newschoolers they say "what the fuck is newschoolers" and I'm like never mind it's stupid.


Cool story bro. Tell it again?
Apr 8 2016 11:46PM
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McNoche
Posts: 1731 - Karma: 3,661
Fred_BearCool story bro. Tell it again?


Hey bear, fuck you. Don't talk to him that way. Got it bitch?!
Apr 8 2016 11:56PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,474
McNocheHey bear, fuck you. Don't talk to him that way. Got it bitch?!


Lick my taint pleb. I do what i want
Apr 8 2016 11:59PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,832
Absolutely.

Got my last girlfriend (before meeting my wife) on here.
Apr 9 2016 12:28AM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
Dennis_ReynoldsWhen ever I tell girls Im on newschoolers they say "what the fuck is newschoolers" and I'm like never mind it's stupid.


wait a second you tell girls you are on newschoolers?
Apr 9 2016 12:33AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
Abu-BaghdadiFrenchy once liked one of my instagrams, so I guess you could say we're getting pretty serious


Did Whistler mean nothing to you?
Apr 9 2016 1:47AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggDid Whistler mean nothing to you?


Don't bang and brag you feel me?
Apr 9 2016 3:38AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
MinggDid Whistler mean nothing to you?


Don't bang and brag you feel me?
Apr 9 2016 3:38AM
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im_Mongo
Posts: 109 - Karma: 177
No
Apr 9 2016 5:50AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
Abu-Baghdadiyou feel me?


Lol I did
Apr 9 2016 9:58AM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,007
Yuuup
Apr 9 2016 10:20AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10731 - Karma: 55,613
I mena, yeah.
Apr 9 2016 11:34AM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
Theres a bunch of smokes that swim where I work, I prominently display My NS and Ski The East sticker on my water bottle overtime someone comes in with a mountain sticker on theirs... maybe it'll help me out
Apr 9 2016 11:55AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
A-cAllLet's just sum this up:
Pink names: yes
Blue names: if the stars align and the pope shits in the woods


If you ever meet a pinkname just tell them you have an orange/purple/green/red name. 10/10 works every time.
Apr 9 2016 1:01PM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 42,823
MinggIf you ever meet a pinkname just tell them you have an orange/purple/green/red name. 10/10 works every time.


*to girl on chairlift* "Hello, my name is Cydwhit, you may know me because I used to have a purple name on NS. I was lurking in Lady Gabber and saw that you were recently single...."
Apr 9 2016 3:12PM
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Grishnackh
Posts: 87 - Karma: 83
Not yet. Amirite?
Apr 9 2016 3:20PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
8ns lead me to buy dildo binding so now it happens every time I land back seat.
Apr 9 2016 11:39PM
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
No, but then again, nothing else has either...
Apr 10 2016 10:52AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3438 - Karma: 11,471
nothing drops panties like asking how to get to chad's

it's my go to line
Apr 10 2016 11:14AM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
MinggIf you ever meet a pink name just tell them you have an orange/purple/green/red name. 10/10 works every time.

I mean Im a green name minus the yellow, So I guess it isn't completely false
Apr 10 2016 11:57AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13937 - Karma: 48,484
Connor_SullivanI mean Im a green name minus the yellow, So I guess it isn't completely false


Is this like two more runs, skip the last?
Apr 10 2016 11:59AM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
MinggIs this like two more runs, skip the last?


Same concept
Apr 10 2016 11:59AM
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