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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
im gona have to go with frontflip and 5050s on rails



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Jan 24 2005 12:27PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i see that dude in the picture all the time at tremblant, hes on the daniel lachance freeride team, and all decked out in dynastar.

and that grind hes doing? if you saw it in person, you'd go nuts. its a bloody screamin seamen grind...sooo...insane.

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I don't condone this.
Jan 24 2005 8:11PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
anything that looks forced



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Jan 24 2005 8:19PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
jeremy bloom doing a dspin toxic in the moguls, wearing his stoopid underarmer, and his studip geeh, mogul gear, and then getting the whole crowd pumped like its a fucking football game. What the hell, why did they let inverts into Moguls.









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Jan 24 2005 8:24PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
i saw some guy do a 540 to backwards one footer, try that one on for size

but i saw a kid do a 720 on an 8 footer about a foot off the ground, its on a video here, it really looked bad...
Jan 24 2005 8:27PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
when people throw tricks that are too big for the feature. 7s over anything smaller than 30 ft are not cool in my book, they just look forced. when people look sketchy it looks bad generally, except for switch_9's wafflecork 5s

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Pirate steeze, arrrr!
Jan 24 2005 8:43PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
nothing done by jeremy bloom is ugly!
Jan 24 2005 9:05PM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
wilson flip and 5050s






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Jan 24 2005 9:45PM
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jcoccagna
Posts: 529 - Karma: 10
Japans are cool if you do them right and put them in with a cool spin. Its just the steeze. Pencil steeze 3's off of a little hit aren't bad if there is nothing else to hit on the mountain, but ya, they are ugly when you got something better to do. I think criticals and anything when legs are shoulder width are ugly.
Jan 24 2005 9:56PM
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tride
Posts: 1038 - Karma: 26
^^^^ 'What the hell, why did they let inverts into Moguls.' Are you serious? I think the question should be why did it take so long to let inverts into moguls. Why would you be against letting skiers do what they want in a contest?
Jan 24 2005 9:56PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
^^totally right
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Jan 24 2005 10:02PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
andthing that is hucked

i like girls
Jan 24 2005 10:06PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
yeah the mogul coaches dont like it when you do steezy 1s of their mogul kickers
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Jan 24 2005 10:06PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
'I think criticals and anything when legs are shoulder width are ugly.'

^is this guy on crack?




FUCK BIGGIE
Jan 24 2005 10:08PM
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tride
Posts: 1038 - Karma: 26
'yeah the mogul coaches dont like it when you do steezy 1s of their mogul kickers'

I know a lot of mogul coaches who love to see that kind of shit. Maybe you've been exposed to the wrong coaches.
Jan 24 2005 10:11PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
anything on snowblades
Jan 24 2005 10:14PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
yah i have to say critical is prolly my favorite grab so i don't know what jcoccagna is talking about

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I like it when the red water comes out.
Jan 24 2005 10:16PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
50-50's and other various one footed grinds are
the future of grinding; they add a whole new dimension to what can be done on rails.
Yes 50-50 can look bad, but not if the person
has skills and can make it look good;
obviously it is easier to make a normal grind look
better, its much much easier.
Second of all to the moron who made the comment about rollerblading,
i seriously doubt you have any serious base
to your belief,
have you actually seen a good rollerblading video?
have you seen the shit that can be done on rollerblades?
im me and on aim
ill send you 2 year old video
that will still make you eat your words,
rollerblading is some of the sickest and craziest shit on earth

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Jan 24 2005 11:47PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
poaching snowboarders rails and jump spots




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Jan 25 2005 12:31AM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
jcoccagna and Hctiws_iks are fucking gay






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Jan 25 2005 1:18AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
ONE FOOTERS R THE FUTURE! I want to see people tapdance across rials with 1 footer to other 1 footer to double switchup.

I HAVE AN IDEA! lets do one foot takeoffs too, for added difficulty since you seem to give a shit less about how things look as long as we can lift a foot in the air to add some difficulty to things.
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Jan 25 2005 2:26AM
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*Peterson*
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
anything with legs not crosses make everything i think look a lot better and wayyyyyy smooooootheeeerrrrr!!!
ski everday
Jan 25 2005 2:29AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
what is pencil steeze?

but i would have to say spins with legs way out and a boot grab, suposedly like a safety but just a failed attempt to make the trick look nice
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Jan 25 2005 7:26AM
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*Peterson*
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
when you spin and your body looks like a pencil in the air usually happens when people spin really fast and don't know what else to do
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Jan 25 2005 7:29AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
ugliest trick? your mom.
Jan 25 2005 8:35AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
switch 180s and switch 5s. for some reason i hate switch 5s sooo much...but switch cork or bio 5 is the coolest looking trick ever
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Jan 25 2005 1:47PM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
spinning with grabs in the urban.









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Jan 25 2005 1:49PM
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STREBOR1507
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
front fly aways and lawn darts are tight brotha, but normal front flips arnt that cool
Jan 25 2005 2:11PM
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michalwronski
Posts: 25 - Karma: 26
Kossack, Daffy and Spread Eagle, pencil steeze inverts and spins...

Oldschool sux!
DO OR DIE
Jan 25 2005 2:13PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
who ever said 360 pencil steeze off moguls is totally right....or off little bumps of snow on the side of groomers, and then the arms go in the air to keep the rotation going



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Jan 25 2005 2:24PM
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whashisface
Posts: 298 - Karma: 10
I reckon superman frontflips are pretty damn ugly. I have to say 50-50s can look cool. Crichton in forward over the rainbow + CR in happy days rail slide to 50-50 on a downkink was super cool.
Jan 25 2005 4:06PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i would say ugly underflips or ^^^^^ that guy up there on the box
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Jan 25 2005 4:19PM
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kjfreerider
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 14
anything can look ugly if u dont do it right(without steeze) 5050s and onefooted grinds can look tray good.




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Jan 25 2005 4:45PM
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BrianGauthier
Posts: 775 - Karma: 16
I think a lot of you queers (especially on the first page) dont know shit about shit. Backslides, fastslides and 50/50's are three different tricks, and yes they are all on one foot. If you dont like gagnier's backslide or lipslide backslide in 'Red Tape' then dont bother ever jibbing again. markymark, if its possible, your comment might have been gayer than your name.




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Jan 25 2005 5:40PM
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Grammar_Nazi
Posts: 796 - Karma: 20
i once saw a 360 spread eagle...too ugly



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Jan 25 2005 5:42PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i actually agree that chrightons' 5050s are pretty dope and gaigner's too but those are the only exceptions.. and if you've seen mike nick's back-to-back lui kangs in happy days i dont know how you can say those are ugly. they look steezed out to the fullest



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Jan 25 2005 7:10PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
lu kangs

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Jan 25 2005 7:13PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
'If you dont like gagnier's backslide or lipslide backslide in 'Red Tape' then dont bother ever jibbing again'

You my friend, are the queer here. I have lots of respect for gagnier, but whenever i show red tape to my ski friends (myself included) it generally prompts laughter - it just looks bad.

Are we totally forgetting about butters, nosepresses, and tailpresses? I think one footed grinds are incredibly ugly, but im not gonna tell someone to never jib again because they do them.
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Jan 25 2005 7:23PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
1080 liu kang. Actually, any spin with a liu kang


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Jan 25 2005 7:38PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
misty 5 lui kang takes it on the liu kang spins.
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Jan 26 2005 1:33AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
backslide lipslide= the blackslide. you heard it here first.

and who are you^ to laugh at gagnier? and his tricks? i actually dont understand what is funny about his backslides.

-Joel



~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair



I don't condone this.
Jan 26 2005 1:59AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
skiing straight over a box
Jan 26 2005 2:09AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
ganier's charle chaplin slide takes the cake
Nov 29 2006 1:58PM
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aidansheahan
Posts: 933 - Karma: 5,358
THE UGLIEST FUCKIN TRICK (BUT FUN) IS THE TRUCKDRIVER!!!! OMG IT LOOKS SO LAME!IT IS FUN AS HELL THO!
Nov 29 2006 2:21PM
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chairdawg
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 36
those like 1800's that the people do with no poles of the 30ft virtivle jumps
Nov 29 2006 2:44PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
the wackflip. those of you who know what it is, i hope you back me up. but thats all i will say
Nov 29 2006 2:47PM
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skiRay
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wongbanger
Nov 29 2006 3:07PM
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SlickRick.
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frontflips can look good. they also look kinda sick if you throw in a super man thing, then flip the rest
Nov 29 2006 3:21PM
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Colt45er
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ya what are u talkin about, sprad eagles and daffys are hideouse
Nov 29 2006 3:23PM
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almostaskier
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oh my goodness, that's me almost two years ago! that's like, one of my first posts! insane!
Nov 29 2006 3:43PM
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DiamondC
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racers that go in the park and do pencil 360's
Nov 29 2006 3:46PM
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