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Urge to Skiboard?

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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
i dunno, i know i know the bad ones are plain faggots but i've always wanted to be able to throw ridiculous spins and cork shit. i just don't want anyone see me do it. i mean some skiers started doin that, like mike nick got into freeskiing through the gay sport. i just want to try it once and be a good one, not the flailing ams in the air 'lets bomb down this run and ruin every jump by boostin huge air over the lips and sides of every kicker and rail inrun' type of skiboarder/snowblader.. i dunno?
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Jan 20 2005 10:14PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
Posts: 3123 - Karma: 229
Cant say i've ever felt that urge



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Jan 20 2005 10:23PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
i tried it in 6th grade, i had a spyder speedsuit at the time...i thought i was so fucking cool with my salomon mini maxes and my spdyder speedsuit and my carrera helemt with matching goggles(strap signed by the herminator) racing down Payday during a night skiing sesh at Parkcity....that night my cock grew 3 inches.
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.



Jan 20 2005 10:26PM
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UTskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 158
this skiboarding shit is out of hand. Every time I look on this board someone is talking about it. It is dead. Please let it rest in peace. Those poor, poor people I see on those things don't have a fucking clue.
Jan 20 2005 10:42PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
A skier wanting to snowskate is like the pope wanting to have gay sex.

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Jan 20 2005 10:43PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
snowskating and skiboarding are 2 totally different things. How? snowskating isnt gay.



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Jan 20 2005 10:45PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
whats wrong with snowskating? i assume u ment snowblading



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Jan 20 2005 10:45PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
same diff my bad, skibored or wahtever that sillyness is. you got my point.

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Jan 20 2005 10:47PM
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mintcrue
Posts: 1593 - Karma: 25
they're fun for about two runs and then ur already wanting to put real skis back on again. I remeber that fad that lasted for a short time though about 2 years ago

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Jan 20 2005 10:58PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
Skiboards should be banned from all mountains.
Jan 21 2005 9:07AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
yes!^

although a cum faced lemur would be pretty sexy but you just give cum faced lemur a bad name-lat


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Jan 21 2005 9:13AM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
im gonna predict you fall forward or back on at least everyother jump/rail, you have less than half of the surface are to land on, your gonna die
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Jan 21 2005 9:22AM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
also stop talking about it and do it
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Jan 21 2005 9:23AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13050 - Karma: 18,320
The only thing that skiboarders do is get in our way and suck.
Every time I see one I feel like puking.It descusts me.
Responsability,what's that?
Jan 21 2005 9:26AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
i got a pair or two of badass salomon snlowblades at my chalet. their some sweet mothas, i take them out once a while when my shins hurt too bad to ski


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Jan 21 2005 10:08AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i went skiboarding in grade 6, trust me its not worth it
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Jan 21 2005 12:09PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
either way i couldnt publicly embarrass myself but it would be fun to try
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Jan 21 2005 12:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
I don't even know what the hell those are really. Are those the things that are like skateboards but with 1 ski under it? I dont know...



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Jan 21 2005 9:27PM
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polishskier
Posts: 1340 - Karma: 11
all ski boarder are is pussys who cant ski
Jan 21 2005 9:29PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
do you have the urge to fuck your mom? umm no. Then don't ski board. you can do anything on skis on can on a ski board, and actually gain some skill while doing it.


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Jan 21 2005 9:31PM
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Barmski
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i thought it was fun. Makes a total shity ass conditions day in in a fun drunk one!
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Jan 21 2005 9:35PM
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jtrouty3
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
wow u guys probly have no style even on skis, i do both and they both are hard
Feb 17 2005 7:20PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
i personally htink that snowblading is gay. But i think it's probably a lot harder to jumps and shit on.. less stability. I mean imagine the skill for a snowblader to do a big table?
Feb 17 2005 7:37PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
^yes its harder to stomp big shit probably, but that doesnt make it cooler. if its less functional, looks gay, people remark on how gay you are doing it, probably feels like shit speed wobbling down the mountain, why do it?
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Feb 17 2005 7:41PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
^some people dont care what other people are saying about them.. and if you find something fun and you like it, why would you not do it strictly because someone told you its not cool?
Feb 17 2005 8:56PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
the onlt reason i would do it was to see if i could do a 10 off a mogul with little to no speed or go for an 1800


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Feb 17 2005 9:18PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
dont ever say that again. ever.

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Feb 18 2005 1:24AM
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downhillracerfry
Posts: 317 - Karma: 10
I learned rails on skiboards, which I must say is a shitload harder, but they're still retarded and should be banned.

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Feb 18 2005 1:54AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
i went skiboarding last weekend.
it fuckin' rocked.
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Feb 18 2005 4:00AM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
i ski boarded for 2 seasons before i tore a ligament in my knee because of the binding, and they are wicked fun, but when i see pics, you realise how gay and stupid you look, but they are fun, just not stable...

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Feb 18 2005 6:08AM
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(fujative)
Posts: 332 - Karma: 14
i laugh in the face of anybody who would actually take snowlerblading seriously
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Feb 18 2005 10:48AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
snowbladers= asspirates
Feb 18 2005 11:01AM
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AmbushClothing
Posts: 1616 - Karma: 202
when im in the rail park they fly down and launch off the jumps to tha rails, i just laugh. there a source of entertainment.
Feb 18 2005 2:38PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
*cough*bi-curious*cough*
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Feb 18 2005 2:43PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
i had the urge once to wipe my ass from back to front but i dont want to get poopy bonch.. so yeah... id just go mono ski if you wanted to skiboard.. its soo sweetass french




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Feb 18 2005 2:46PM
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polishskier
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isnt this post like a mounth old
Feb 18 2005 3:22PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
pollock^^^^^^^^ haaaaaaaaaaaaa




'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
Feb 18 2005 3:39PM
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super_roadie
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Sometimes I have so strong of an urge that I get convulsions.
Feb 18 2005 3:50PM
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