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Rant about the previous company

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Shoey-Ski
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I've been seeing a lot of dumb ranting recently so I figured let's make a thread where people can get all of their ranting out in one place, basically post a rant then end your rant with a new company for the next person to rant about. I'll get started:

On3p

I hate on3p people ski their skis through everything and they never break!! It's completely rediculous!! How can skis be that good is this wizardry? I hear they have child labor, and that's how their skis are so strong.


Next rant:
Armada skis
Mar 23 2016 7:50PM
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270on420out
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I hate that armada got rid of the skinnier alpha/halo design


Next: Trojan Condoms
Mar 23 2016 7:52PM
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Cambrewski
Posts: 320 - Karma: 3,136
i hate trojans because they are 7 times too big for my weiner

next rant: Ball Park Hotdogs
Mar 23 2016 7:54PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Cambrewskii hate trojans because they are 7 times too big for my weiner

next rant: Ball Park Hotdogs


No rant hear, love me a nice foot long wiener at the big spoarts game.

Next rant: Ant hills all up in your sidewalks business.
Mar 23 2016 7:57PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
Lt-Aldo-RaineNo rant hear, love me a nice foot long wiener at the big spoarts game.

Next rant: Ant hills all up in your sidewalks business.


It makes me want to rip my hair out when I can't take one walk down the sidewalk without seeing a damn ant parade.

Next rant: Line skis horrible durability
Mar 23 2016 8:01PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
J_SIt makes me want to rip my hair out when I can't take one walk down the sidewalk without seeing a damn ant parade.

Next rant: Line skis horrible durability


I hate line afterbangs, I can't even afterbang without them snapping.

Next rant: Apple
Mar 24 2016 7:51AM
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KravtZ
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Shoey-SkiI hate line afterbangs, I can't even afterbang without them snapping.

Next rant: Apple


Overpriced and their excel is absolute garbage...yet the iphone is one of the best phones on the market and works flawlessly with their other products which made me go recently buy an ipad...
Mar 24 2016 8:27AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
KravtZOverpriced and their excel is absolute garbage...yet the iphone is one of the best phones on the market and works flawlessly with their other products which made me go recently buy an ipad...


You gotta say what the next rant is
Mar 24 2016 9:43AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
J_SYou gotta say what the next rant is


Newschoolers
Mar 24 2016 9:47AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Fred_BearNewschoolers


Their member of the month is a sidesnack




next rant: Candide
Mar 24 2016 9:53AM
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Newschoolers55
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Dennis_ReynoldsTheir member of the month is a sidesnack




next rant: Candide


He skis so good everyone thinos its fake

Next: jiberish
Mar 24 2016 10:35AM
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Randy_Quench
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Dennis_ReynoldsTheir member of the month is a sidesnack




next rant: Candide


I hate Candide because he is a person and not a company.



Next rant: Kosher Pickles
Mar 24 2016 10:35AM
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Newschoolers55
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veetuskagHe skis so good everyone thinos its fake

Next: jiberish


This sidesnack cant even spell think
Mar 24 2016 10:36AM
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skierman
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This thread sucks worse than Ninthward's business plan.
Mar 24 2016 10:57AM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanThis thread sucks worse than Ninthward's business plan.


Next rant: burton snowboards
Mar 24 2016 3:05PM
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.Hugo.
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Shoey-SkiNext rant: burton snowboards


Burton makes the best skis.

Next rant: op of this thread
Mar 24 2016 3:18PM
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TheSmokinL
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Fred_BearBurton makes the best skis.

Next rant: op of this thread


op's rant about on3p seems more like praise so im kinda unsure if I should praise him or diss him.

next rant: Panera
Mar 24 2016 4:17PM
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e.littt
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TheSmokinLop's rant about on3p seems more like praise so im kinda unsure if I should praise him or diss him.

next rant: Panera


I've never seen one and McDick's is probably a better place to grab grub

next rant: Honda cars
Mar 24 2016 4:23PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
TheSmokinLop's rant about on3p seems more like praise so im kinda unsure if I should praise him or diss him.

next rant: Panera


fukin paneras are always filled with old people, nobody likes old people
Mar 24 2016 4:42PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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e.litttI've never seen one and McDick's is probably a better place to grab grub

next rant: Honda cars


I cant hate much on dem Hondas, Love me a good Element. CRV or die!

Next rant: Little pieces of gravel stuck in your shoe
Mar 24 2016 5:30PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
Lt-Aldo-RaineI cant hate much on dem Hondas, Love me a good Element. CRV or die!

Next rant: Little pieces of gravel stuck in your shoe


Mostly wear sandals, but hate when I can't get the sand out. Sand is tiny gravel

Next: ski companies that only make screen printed t shirts and make introduction threads in gear talk then fade out after two weeks
Mar 24 2016 5:39PM
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FrenchFry
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dbchiliMostly wear sandals, but hate when I can't get the sand out. Sand is tiny gravel

Next: ski companies that only make screen printed t shirts and make introduction threads in gear talk then fade out after two weeks


Pisses me off because they're not creative or witty, just doing the same thing as any other company


Next rant: Big record labels.
Mar 24 2016 5:50PM
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jellomellow
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FrenchFryPisses me off because they're not creative or witty, just doing the same thing as any other company


Next rant: Big record labels.


most make shitty songs and are corrupted.

next rant: lasers
Mar 24 2016 9:45PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,190
jellomellowmost make shitty songs and are corrupted.

next rant: lasers


I hate lasers , cats love them and act like they are from God, but all I see is a red light... What's the big deal

Next rant: Yeezys
Mar 25 2016 9:37PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,374
Shoey-SkiI hate lasers , cats love them and act like they are from God, but all I see is a red light... What's the big deal

Next rant: Yeezys


Fuck Kanye. That's all.


Heelys
Mar 25 2016 9:39PM
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James.May
Posts: 494 - Karma: 321
frickindarnFuck Kanye. That's all.


Heelys


Oh those hell on wheels, I rolled my ankle trying to gap a gnarly 3 stair set last week the stupid wheel landed on an ant hill in the sidewalk and now shes jammed up tighter than a virgin on prom night! Poor quality

next Facebook.
Mar 25 2016 10:15PM
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magco1271
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James.MayOh those hell on wheels, I rolled my ankle trying to gap a gnarly 3 stair set last week the stupid wheel landed on an ant hill in the sidewalk and now shes jammed up tighter than a virgin on prom night! Poor quality

next Facebook.


Facebook trys so hard to get my generation to enjoy using it, but it will never happen. Facebook is dead to my age group and the ones below me. Fuck it, it is boring and full of people my parents age that only post political related bull shit.

Next: Apple
Mar 26 2016 4:29PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Steely_easyFacebook trys so hard to get my generation to enjoy using it, but it will never happen. Facebook is dead to my age group and the ones below me. Fuck it, it is boring and full of people my parents age that only post political related bull shit.

Next: Apple


Apple was already ranted about so I'm gonna rant more about Panera cuz fuck Panera. You spend like $13 then you gotta wait right by the fuckin counter for 15 minutes because they don't bring you your fuckin food and they take forever to make that shit then you get it and it's barely any food at all, tastes like shit, it's never warm then you go sit down and you are surrounded by old people who smell bad then you eat your shitty, cold food and go home disappointed. Fuck Panera.

Next rant: Saga
Mar 26 2016 5:52PM
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S.J.W
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Snowtorious_BIGApple was already ranted about so I'm gonna rant more about Panera cuz fuck Panera. You spend like $13 then you gotta wait right by the fuckin counter for 15 minutes because they don't bring you your fuckin food and they take forever to make that shit then you get it and it's barely any food at all, tastes like shit, it's never warm then you go sit down and you are surrounded by old people who smell bad then you eat your shitty, cold food and go home disappointed. Fuck Panera.

Next rant: Saga


Saga is the most piece of shit ever. Every fuckwit that wears saga I want to kill with my ski pole. If you wear saga you need to kill yourself.

Next rant: oakley
Mar 26 2016 7:17PM
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HAMNATION
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James.MayOh those hell on wheels, I rolled my ankle trying to gap a gnarly 3 stair set last week the stupid wheel landed on an ant hill in the sidewalk and now shes jammed up tighter than a virgin on prom night! Poor quality

next Facebook.


you can't say gnarly and 3 star in the same thought
Mar 27 2016 10:45AM
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Connor_Sullivan
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HAMNATIONyou can't say gnarly and 3 star in the same thought


still marketing decade old designs primarily to Asian tourists. Also their outerwear is dope but overpriced.

Smith Optics
Mar 27 2016 10:53AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
skiermanThis thread sucks worse than Ninthward's business plan.


Mar 27 2016 2:06PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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Connor_Sullivanstill marketing decade old designs primarily to Asian tourists. Also their outerwear is dope but overpriced.

Smith Optics


i don't really have anything to say about smith other than I've never had a pair, probably slightly overpriced from what I've noticed.

Revision Skis
Mar 27 2016 4:15PM
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Zypher
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Turd.Fergusoni don't really have anything to say about smith other than I've never had a pair, probably slightly overpriced from what I've noticed.

Revision Skis


"Made in China"

Next rant: Full Tilts
Mar 28 2016 5:52AM
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TheSmokinL
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Zypher"Made in China"

Next rant: Full Tilts


nearly broke my shins for a whole winter season attempting to break them in and somehow i always get the black wire straps separated from the buckle hooks when i try to lock the bindings down. (although now they're broken in 5 seasons later and i love em)
worst of all, ya cant run sprints in them on concrete.

next: Mercedes benz
Mar 28 2016 11:02AM
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ModMommy
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TheSmokinLnearly broke my shins for a whole winter season attempting to break them in and somehow i always get the black wire straps separated from the buckle hooks when i try to lock the bindings down. (although now they're broken in 5 seasons later and i love em)
worst of all, ya cant run sprints in them on concrete.

next: Mercedes benz


Mercedes screams, "I FINALLY HAVE MONEY BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO INVEST IT." They're trashy and people can do better.

Next rant: rain
Mar 28 2016 11:21AM
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.MASSHOLE.
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safarisamMercedes screams, "I FINALLY HAVE MONEY BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO INVEST IT." They're trashy and people can do better.

Next rant: rain


I mean who the fuck likes rain? You get wet whether you like it or not. The only times I want to get wet are when I am showering or swimming.

Texas Instruments
Mar 28 2016 11:23AM
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Zypher
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.MASSHOLE.I mean who the fuck likes rain? You get wet whether you like it or not. The only times I want to get wet are when I am showering or swimming.

Texas Instruments


THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING 4 ON THE SCREEN SO YOU CAN'T WRITE 0.1134 AND IT SAYS "hello"

Next rant: Saga Outerwear OR Steve Stepp
Mar 28 2016 3:02PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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ZypherTHEY CHANGED THE FUCKING 4 ON THE SCREEN SO YOU CAN'T WRITE 0.1134 AND IT SAYS "hello"

Next rant: Saga Outerwear OR Steve Stepp

Professional Amateur... Redbull
Mar 28 2016 4:16PM
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pattyeiks
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Connor_SullivanProfessional Amateur... Redbull


The red bull girls refused to give me red bull on closing weekend of my hill because I didn't have a parent with me.


Next Google
Mar 28 2016 4:32PM
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Zypher
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pattyeiksThe red bull girls refused to give me red bull on closing weekend of my hill because I didn't have a parent with me.


Next Google


Oogle.com used to be a porn/nudes site before Google bought it out and deleted it because people would just skip the "G" and then there would be tits everywhere...that being said, I didn't complain.

Saga Outerwear
Mar 28 2016 6:36PM
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HAMNATION
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ZypherOogle.com used to be a porn/nudes site before Google bought it out and deleted it because people would just skip the "G" and then there would be tits everywhere...that being said, I didn't complain.

Saga Outerwear


I said 4xl Mom godd!!!
Mar 28 2016 6:54PM
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HAMNATION
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HAMNATIONI said 4xl Mom godd!!!


Subaru
Mar 28 2016 6:55PM
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Daski
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HAMNATIONSubaru


Nice WRX, what kind of vape do you have?

Walmart
Mar 28 2016 7:12PM
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HAMNATION
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DaskiNice WRX, what kind of vape do you have?

Walmart


I herd about these dudes who had a septic back up so they bought a shop vac from wallmart to clean it up and when they were done they put it back in the box and returned it still full of doody...LOL
Mar 28 2016 7:15PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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DaskiNice WRX, what kind of vape do you have?

Walmart


The official sponsor of trashy White people




Dunkin Donuts
Mar 29 2016 1:51PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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Connor_SullivanProfessional Amateur... Redbull
Mar 29 2016 1:52PM
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Dddsz
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Connor_SullivanThe official sponsor of trashy White people




Dunkin Donuts


Fuckers get stale in four hours




crayola
Mar 29 2016 2:02PM
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skierman
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This thread still sucks.
Mar 29 2016 3:03PM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanThis thread still sucks.


Would you like to make a better one? Go ahead, let's see you try, you have almost 1000 posts and no karma...
Mar 29 2016 4:18PM
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Titus69
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Point.Fuckers get stale in four hours




crayola


those fucking crayons brake on me everytime I color!!



Doritos
Mar 29 2016 4:32PM
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