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Shoey-Ski
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I've been seeing a lot of dumb ranting recently so I figured let's make a thread where people can get all of their ranting out in one place, basically post a rant then end your rant with a new company for the next person to rant about. I'll get started:

On3p

I hate on3p people ski their skis through everything and they never break!! It's completely rediculous!! How can skis be that good is this wizardry? I hear they have child labor, and that's how their skis are so strong.


Next rant:
Armada skis
Mar 23 2016 7:50PM
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skierman
Posts: 8061 - Karma: 4,773
Shoey-SkiWould you like to make a better one? Go ahead, let's see you try, you have almost 1000 posts and no karma...


Oh look, another mid-west chad fanboy who thinks an imaginary point system on a website matters! Isn't that adorable!
Mar 29 2016 6:44PM
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Connor_Sullivan
Posts: 479 - Karma: 1,686
Titus69those fucking crayons brake on me everytime I color!!



Doritos


Those muthas are always nice on top and shattered at the bottom, and they leave that annoying AF residue that you can't easily get off by licking



Tostitos
Mar 29 2016 7:00PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Connor_SullivanThose muthas are always nice on top and shattered at the bottom, and they leave that annoying AF residue that you can't easily get off by licking



Tostitos


Tostitos salsa is the period blood of Satan's smelly aunt.

Disney
Mar 29 2016 7:37PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,189
skiermanOh look, another mid-west chad fanboy who thinks an imaginary point system on a website matters! Isn't that adorable!


Get your facts right haha I live in the east
Mar 29 2016 7:47PM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanIsn't that adorable!


And yes I am adorable. but sorry No I'm not gay
Mar 29 2016 7:49PM
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skierman
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Shoey-SkiGet your facts right haha I live in the east


PA = midwest you fucking idiot.
Mar 29 2016 9:24PM
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270on420out
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skiermanPA = midwest you fucking idiot.


Hahahhahah you are one dumb motherfucker. I honestly think you should snort anthrax. Do your parents a favor.
Mar 29 2016 9:31PM
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skierman
Posts: 8061 - Karma: 4,773
THEDIRTYBUBBLEDo your parents a favor.



Do YOU'RE parents a favor.... good lord I'm dealing with idiots.
Mar 29 2016 10:08PM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,613
skiermanDo YOU'RE parents a favor.... good lord I'm dealing with idiots.


do "you are" parents a favor? this is getting funnier
Mar 29 2016 10:28PM
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zakattack66
Posts: 185 - Karma: 577
ForcilloTostitos salsa is the period blood of Satan's smelly aunt.

Disney


Disney has literally brainwashed most american children into buying their image/product. A truly disturbing concept and an even worse reality.

Nest rant: Birds who shit everywhere.
Mar 29 2016 10:54PM
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Shoey-Ski
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skiermanPA = midwest you fucking idiot.


Since when is pa considered Midwest?!?! Wtf we aren't the slightest bit west look at a map
Mar 29 2016 11:09PM
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Shoey-Ski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 6,189
skiermanDo YOU'RE parents a favor.... good lord I'm dealing with idiots.


Do YOU ARE parents a favor? I think YOU'RE the real dumb one here
Mar 29 2016 11:11PM
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JohnLocke
Posts: 337 - Karma: 1,057
zakattack66Disney has literally brainwashed most american children into buying their image/product. A truly disturbing concept and an even worse reality.

Nest rant: Birds who shit everywhere.


+k for quality pun. I've wasted 16 hours of my life scraping off 2 feet of bird shit from my car windshield, so next time I discern a nice poo coming on, you know where i'll be headed. Right up the damn tree.

Next rant: Aunt Jemima
Mar 30 2016 8:02AM
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FastSpeed
Posts: 646 - Karma: 644
ck0belski+k for quality pun. I've wasted 16 hours of my life scraping off 2 feet of bird shit from my car windshield, so next time I discern a nice poo coming on, you know where i'll be headed. Right up the damn tree.

Next rant: Aunt Jemima


Shit sucks. It's not even good for fake. Like if you dont like or can't afford real maple syrup at least get log cabin of somethin. Better yet just use the real stuff


next rant: college prices
Mar 30 2016 8:18AM
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Thegratefulskier
Posts: 338 - Karma: 918
36ChambersOfWunext rant: college prices


I'm in high school

Next rant: Line skis
Mar 30 2016 10:22AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
Cool_pineappleI'm in high school

Next rant: Line skis


Their new cores are pretty awful to drill into. Like, the mordecai was eww, and broke easily.


Next: Newschoolers
Mar 30 2016 11:35AM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
skiermanYOU'RE


Nice troll but I think you might wanna try a little harder or just delete your account all together
Mar 30 2016 12:07PM
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Shoey-Ski
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J_SNice troll but I think you might wanna try a little harder or just delete your account all together


Yes that is a great idea , his bio says the record for the most roasts on ns, well we just roasted the roaster
Mar 30 2016 9:08PM
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HAMNATION
Posts: 814 - Karma: 1,719
safarisamTheir new cores are pretty awful to drill into. Like, the mordecai was eww, and broke easily.


Next: Newschoolers


Get Full tilts
your 12
pee in her but
Mar 30 2016 9:18PM
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Titus69
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HAMNATIONGet Full tilts
your 12
pee in her but




not really a company but, screw making your bird smell like poopy


pop tarts
Mar 30 2016 9:23PM
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HAMNATION
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Titus69not really a company but, screw making your bird smell like poopy


pop tarts


will always be toaster strudels bitch


surface
Mar 30 2016 9:28PM
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Shoey-Ski
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HAMNATIONwill always be toaster strudels bitch


surface


They dropped Khai Krepela.

Next rant: all of these crazy new spammers
Apr 1 2016 1:19PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
Shoey-SkiNext rant: all of these crazy new spammers


Fuck them it driving me insane when every other time I log on there are 5,000 threads saying UYBRNF^$HOI#TI%#U^OYHIBTRU#YQNRTYU#IUYBTRUYTUKY###BUKYFBTIU#%&#^&I$


Next Rant: Solomon
Apr 1 2016 2:24PM
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patagonialuke
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 8,663
ben_collinsFuck them it driving me insane when every other time I log on there are 5,000 threads saying UYBRNF^$HOI#TI%#U^OYHIBTRU#YQNRTYU#IUYBTRUYTUKY###BUKYFBTIU#%&#^&I$


Next Rant: Solomon


worst character in the Old Testament- "cut the baby in half if you both want it"? c'mon dude get your shit together.

next rant:
Gopro
Apr 1 2016 3:56PM
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HAMNATION
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sweet lets get some footage of me trying to see if the fucking thing is on



next up day laborers
Apr 1 2016 4:52PM
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zakattack66
Posts: 185 - Karma: 577
patagonialukeworst character in the Old Testament- "cut the baby in half if you both want it"? c'mon dude get your shit together.

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Gopro


Take out a third mortgage on my house so I can where some shitty camera on my head lookin like a god damn telly-tubby? No fucking thanks.

Text rant:People who spend too much time on their phones.
Apr 1 2016 10:27PM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
Titus69those fucking crayons brake on me everytime I color!!



Doritos



Doritos are just tortilla chips with orange cheese powder on them.

next: time warner cable
Apr 2 2016 6:02PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,192
CahalDoritos are just tortilla chips with orange cheese powder on them.

next: time warner cable


I don't give a shit about time warner cable

Next: the patagonia bandwagon
Apr 2 2016 8:30PM
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HAMNATION
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pataguchie is overpriced and for self important wankers that won't shut up about their gear. No one cares you telly or how well your puffy stuffs into your day bag with integrated hydration system. Get rid of the man bun and drive your tastefully updated westie van to fucking bolder..



Next up kurig coffee makers
Apr 2 2016 10:02PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
HAMNATIONpataguchie is overpriced and for self important wankers that won't shut up about their gear. No one cares you telly or how well your puffy stuffs into your day bag with integrated hydration system. Get rid of the man bun and drive your tastefully updated westie van to fucking bolder..



Next up kurig coffee makers


Nothing to rant about, I have one and it works fine.

Next rant: nike
Apr 2 2016 10:31PM
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BenFrost
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J_SNothing to rant about, I have one and it works fine.

Next rant: nike


I heard elites make you ski faster. Also sick 200 dollar joggers nike wtf

next rant: hoverboards
Apr 2 2016 11:03PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
BenFrostI heard elites make you ski faster. Also sick 200 dollar joggers nike wtf

next rant: hoverboards


They are expensive, they come from chinese factories, and they were only popular because of a short period of hype in which every rich white kid bought one. What more is there to say?

Next rant: vail corp.
Apr 2 2016 11:35PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
BenFrostI heard elites make you ski faster. Also sick 200 dollar joggers nike wtf

next rant: hoverboards


I got in trouble for riding my friends in school. But they are fun. Wouldn't buy one personally.


Next rant: Verizon
Apr 2 2016 11:36PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI got in trouble for riding my friends in school. But they are fun. Wouldn't buy one personally.


Next rant: Verizon


The comcast of cell. But it could be worse (see below)

Next Rant: AT&T
Apr 2 2016 11:45PM
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pussymaster
Posts: 56 - Karma: 35
Granite_StateThe comcast of cell. But it could be worse (see below)

Next Rant: AT&T


at&t can kiss my ass

next rant: Viagra
Apr 2 2016 11:46PM
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Shoey-Ski
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pussymasterat&t can kiss my ass

next rant: Viagra


My friend had an errection lasting longer than 4 hours

Next rant : vail Corp.
Apr 3 2016 8:27AM
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JohnLocke
Posts: 337 - Karma: 1,057
Shoey-SkiMy friend had an errection lasting longer than 4 hours

Next rant : vail Corp.


One of the biggest examples of unchecked corporate consolidation in America.

Next rant: The College Board
Apr 3 2016 9:37AM
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tac0.slayer
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ck0belskiOne of the biggest examples of unchecked corporate consolidation in America.

Next rant: The College Board


Gave those fuckers 90-something dollars to get a 3 on an Ap test. Other than that they seem pretty chill.

Pornhub
Apr 3 2016 2:28PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
THEDIRTYBUBBLEriding my friends in school.


grammar is important kids
Apr 3 2016 7:55PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 50,771
J_Sgrammar is important kids


Nah I was actually fucking my friends in school. Its irrelevant. I just felt the need to throw that out there.


Next rant: Bing
Apr 3 2016 8:22PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
THEDIRTYBUBBLENah I was actually fucking my friends in school. Its irrelevant. I just felt the need to throw that out there.


Next rant: Bing


Honestly why the fuck would anybody choose Bing over Google

Taco Bell
Apr 4 2016 11:37PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3237 - Karma: 36,683
tac0.slayerHonestly why the fuck would anybody choose Bing over Google

Taco Bell


Gives me the runs.



K2 skis
Apr 5 2016 9:12AM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10718 - Karma: 55,304
Young_pattyGives me the runs.



K2 skis


Sold out years ago, makes skis for jerry's with few models for people skiing more than 100 days. Also, they bought line, who in turn has created the shittiest core ever.


Patagonia
Apr 5 2016 11:37AM
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bdarb207
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safarisamSold out years ago, makes skis for jerry's with few models for people skiing more than 100 days. Also, they bought line, who in turn has created the shittiest core ever.


Patagonia


A company for college girls now. Not a big Patagucci fan though I generally I agree with their companies philosophy.

American Airlines (should be super fucking easy)
Apr 5 2016 12:41PM
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Shoey-Ski
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bdarb207A company for college girls now. Not a big Patagucci fan though I generally I agree with their companies philosophy.

American Airlines (should be super fucking easy)

My mom was flying to the beach on Christmas Eve, her layover got cancelled for no reason, and we had to drive an extra 4 hours to pick her up at like 1am
Next rant: five star(the school supply company)
Apr 7 2016 1:19PM
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TheSmokinL
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Shoey-SkiMy mom was flying to the beach on Christmas Eve, her layover got cancelled for no reason, and we had to drive an extra 4 hours to pick her up at like 1am
Next rant: five star(the school supply company)


in regards to their 5 subject notebooks, what if I'm only taking 4 classes like every other degenerate just trying to slide by in life wtf am i supposed to do with that extra section. also their pages always rip out too easily and my notes get all torn up. oh and my pens always bleed through the page. ugh.

next: american muscle cars being recreated
Apr 7 2016 2:00PM
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bdarb207
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TheSmokinLin regards to their 5 subject notebooks, what if I'm only taking 4 classes like every other degenerate just trying to slide by in life wtf am i supposed to do with that extra section. also their pages always rip out too easily and my notes get all torn up. oh and my pens always bleed through the page. ugh.

next: american muscle cars being recreated


The new shelby's are actually dope.

I've searched long and hard for an airline worse than American and folks we have a winner. WOW airlines is a fucking joke.
Apr 28 2016 5:33AM
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.Hugo.
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bdarb207The new shelby's are actually dope.

I've searched long and hard for an airline worse than American and folks we have a winner. WOW airlines is a fucking joke.


Never heard of them.

Next rant:
Idiots that bump old stupid threads
Apr 28 2016 7:09AM
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bdarb207
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Fred_BearNever heard of them.

Next rant:
Idiots that bump old stupid threads


wahhhhhhh :'(
Apr 29 2016 2:31PM
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MF_GOON
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He skis so good everyone thinos its fake

Next: jiberish

Kinda surprised no one ranted even a little bit about Jiberish. Shit used to be OG as fuck and now half their shit's like fashion and expensive ass sweatshirts.

Fuck: ORAGE
Apr 29 2016 7:57PM
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