-our dads have over 5 mil
-we killed osama
-invented the internet
-every other nationality is inferior due to our genetic advancements made by winning back to back world wars (UNDEFEATED!!)(SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST)
-"The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.",- his Holiness, the living prophet Sean Hannity
- we have more guns than humans
-our cops don't drive clown cars
-our cops also actively remove and destroy those pesky immigrants who got shipped here a while back.
Addition together all those peaces, and you wind up with the greatest nation since 1865.