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Let's list the reasons and ways that American's are extra special and should be treated as such.

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Byron_tha_gr8
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-our dads have over 5 mil

-we killed osama

-invented the internet

-every other nationality is inferior due to our genetic advancements made by winning back to back world wars (UNDEFEATED!!)(SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST)

-"The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.",- his Holiness, the living prophet Sean Hannity

- we have more guns than humans

-our cops don't drive clown cars

-our cops also actively remove and destroy those pesky immigrants who got shipped here a while back.

Addition together all those peaces, and you wind up with the greatest nation since 1865.

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987321654hgfd
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also



x10

The rest of the world combined has a whopping total of zero supercarriers.
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Jane6
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North.WestBecause the united states is the global hegemon and without them there would be massive power wars to try to fill the void left by the absence of american hegemony.



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Chubz.
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pussyfooterIf you're under 18 and white, of course you "want" to live in canada because you're so smrt and no all thingz about da governmentz.


Im actually 19 so get fukt

And I've taken quite a few government classes to know how shit works bro.


Who sucks now, nerd
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Bloviator
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Manhattan project.

respect
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GayWolf420
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whatchu gonna do when 24 inch pythons from a lifetime of trainin, eatin vitamins, and prayin run wild on you, brother?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763838/Hulk-Hogan---Real-American-HD--Official-Video-
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Jane6
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I think of Theron whenever I see this.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763839/American-BAD-ASS-vid-with-uncencored-lyrics
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GayWolf420
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Jane6I think of Theron whenever I see this.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763839/American-BAD-ASS-vid-with-uncencored-lyrics


BOW WIT DA BOW ABANGA A BANG DIGGY

love me some kid rock, he grew up in a town right next door to mine in Michigan, and his tour manager or something bought our old pontoon boat so the kid rock posse could throw down in an amphibious way.
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eheath
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Chubz.Im actually 19 so get fukt

And I've taken quite a few government classes to know how shit works bro.


Who sucks now, nerd


Just saying, if I had a dollar for every person who's said 'omg living in Canada would be so much better than the usa' I'd be rich af
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sbarlett
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I guess its super cool these days to have absolutely no pride in your country, bash it, and make shitty sarcastic threads on the internet about it.

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S.J.W
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pussyfooterJust saying, if I had a dollar for every person who's said 'omg living in Canada would be so much better than the usa' I'd be rich af


As someone who lives in Canada. Canada fucking sucks
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Jane6
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UglyboyAs someone who lives in Canada.



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S.J.W
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Jane6


But I'm Australian, so I matter.
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JAHpow
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Chubz.Canada has better maple syrup


Canada has more moose



Canada is a better looking country



Canada has better skiing

The people ive met from canada have been nicer people than US people

Free health care


College tuition is like 10990947393638 times cheaper in canada

Ur mom lives in canada


hows that for insight eheath u fukn nerd


Get rekt m8s


Arguable yet irrelevant

Who cares

No

Arguable

Experiential

It's not free when you're paying through taxation

Your only good point

Irrelevant
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Chubz.
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JAHpowArguable yet irrelevant

Who cares

No

Arguable

Experiential

It's not free when you're paying through taxation

Your only good point

Irrelevant


you know i'm right
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Byron_tha_gr8
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.complexI guess its super cool these days to have absolutely no pride in your country, bash it, and make shitty sarcastic threads on the internet about it.



I love this country more than you'll ever know, I just hate pretty much everyone in it.
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fresh_prince
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pussyfooterJust saying, if I had a dollar for every person who's said 'omg living in Canada would be so much better than the usa' I'd be rich af


At least Canada doesn't go around picking wars in places they don't belong america needs to get its fat head out of its own asshole and deal with its own problems, I'm not saying Canada is perfect either, just watch this video http://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk
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cobra_commander
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fresh_princejust watch this video


Lol, you view that as a strong argument? The intentionally edgy opening for a fictional TV show on premium cable, staring Hanoi Jane of all fucking people? Yup, you are a little fucking child. Now go fucking play in a sandbox.
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daOyster
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fresh_princeAt least Canada doesn't go around picking wars in places they don't belong america needs to get its fat head out of its own asshole and deal with its own problems, I'm not saying Canada is perfect either, just watch this video http://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk


Canada might not go an pick wars, but they seem to always be right on our backs in any western war we get into atleast.
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JAHpow
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fresh_princeAt least Canada doesn't go around picking wars in places they don't belong america needs to get its fat head out of its own asshole and deal with its own problems, I'm not saying Canada is perfect either, just watch this video http://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk


Well you can't pick any wars with only 70,000 guys on active duty.
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Chubz.
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WITHOUT CANADA THERE WOULDNT BE NEWSCHOOLERS




HAHAHA REKT U ALL
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fresh_prince
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cobra_commanderyou are a little fucking child. Now go fucking play in a sandbox.


daOysterCanada might not go an pick wars, but they seem to always be right on our backs in any western war we get into atleast.


JAHpowWell you can't pick any wars with only 70,000 guys on active duty.


can any of you actually give a solid answer on why america is better than Canada without being a dick?
seriously,
Canada has fewer murders
Canada is less polluted
Canadian students are 3rd smartest in the world
the Canadian life expectancy is 3 years higher than america's
Canada has the lowest rate of assault
Finally, The rest of the world likes Canada. oh and If I tear my ACL, surgery is free.
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daOyster
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Your surgery isn't free. It comes out of your taxes. And that's if you get through the packed waiting rooms that "free health care" creates.
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Daph
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Undefeated super bowl champs amiright
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JAHpow
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fresh_princecan any of you actually give a solid answer on why america is better than Canada without being a dick?
seriously,
Canada has fewer murders
Canada is less polluted
Canadian students are 3rd smartest in the world
the Canadian life expectancy is 3 years higher than america's
Canada has the lowest rate of assault
Finally, The rest of the world likes Canada. oh and If I tear my ACL, surgery is free.


Most of that can be associated to the fact that canada only has a tenth of our population.

Again, surgery isn't free there
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corona
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pussyfooterJust saying, if I had a dollar for every person who's said 'omg living in Canada would be so much better than the usa' I'd be rich af


If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say 'omg living in the USA would be so much better than Canada' I would wouldn't even be able to buy a timbit.
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fresh_prince
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JAHpowAgain, surgery isn't free there


yes it its
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S.J.W
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daOysterYour surgery isn't free. It comes out of your taxes. And that's if you get through the packed waiting rooms that "free health care" creates.


In Australia the Medicare levy is 2.5% of your taxable income. So as apposed to paying 100k for ACL surgery, you pay next to nothing. Plus we have subsidised drugs and we can visit a doctor or GP when ever we want.

And the long wait times? You have long wait times in America as well.

Seriously, how can you people be against universal health care? It's clearly the better option. Remember John Q the movie? Shit like that doesn't happen in Australia or Canada.
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eheath
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YoungDaphUndefeated super bowl champs amiright


I think you meant

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GayWolf420
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UglyboyIn Australia the Medicare levy is 2.5% of your taxable income. So as apposed to paying 100k for ACL surgery, you pay next to nothing. Plus we have subsidised drugs and we can visit a doctor or GP when ever we want.

And the long wait times? You have long wait times in America as well.

Seriously, how can you people be against universal health care? It's clearly the better option. Remember John Q the movie? Shit like that doesn't happen in Australia or Canada.


We dont want you poor people taking all of our medical supplies
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NewEscuelers
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'nuff said
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NewEscuelers
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NewEscuelers


'nuff said

well fuck me


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NewEscuelers
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NewEscuelerswell fuck me




I'm done with NS for the day
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S.J.W
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DeebieSkeebiesWe dont want you poor people taking all of our medical supplies


Don't need to worry about that. I never plan on migrating to America. I like low gun violence, universal health care and higher standard of living in Australia.
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JAHpow
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fresh_princeyes it its


Last time I checked taxes aren't free. Canadians pay for it through personal income tax, other taxes that are based on province/territory and I think sales tax as well.
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SFB
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Chubz.Canada has better maple syrup


Canada has more moose



Canada is a better looking country



Canada has better skiing

The people ive met from canada have been nicer people than US people

Free health care


College tuition is like 10990947393638 times cheaper in canada

Ur mom lives in canada


hows that for insight eheath u fukn nerd


Get rekt m8s

health care and tuition are cheap because of the socialist government, IF you are a citizen of canada and in that case enjoy paying taxes out the ass.
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S.J.W
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SFBhealth care and tuition are cheap because of the socialist government, IF you are a citizen of canada and in that case enjoy paying taxes out the ass.


You do realise that Canadian and American tax brackets are basically the same?
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cobra_commander
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UglyboySeriously, how can you people be against universal health care? It's clearly the better option.


If the United States enacted a single payer system similar to Australia or Canada and decided to play fast and loose with medical patents in the same manner, neither Canada nor Australia would be able to afford a single payer system... Nor would any medical development be remotly profitable.

So think about it; and say thank you.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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cobra_commanderIf the United States enacted a single payer system similar to Australia or Canada and decided to play fast and loose with medical patents in the same manner, neither Canada nor Australia would be able to afford a single payer system... Nor would any medical development be remotly profitable.

So think about it; and say thank you.


that went soooo far over their heads......
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PacificRimJob
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kim_jong_illCanada anal rapes USA in mens hockey at the olympics


Yeah, but you're like 0-a million against the soviets who we beat TWICE with a bunch of overgrown teenagers!
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PacificRimJob
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UglyboyBut I'm Australian, so I matter.


Nah, only your flora and fauna matter. Your people just die of spiders.
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las.
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UglyboySeriously, how can you people be against universal health care?


Because the majority of ignorant americans consider any government-funded social program to be communistic, which is ridiculous, and god forbid they start living like those damn commies. It's just stupid people being stupid
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eheath
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las.Because the majority of ignorant americans consider any government-funded social program to be communistic, which is ridiculous, and god forbid they start living like those damn commies. It's just stupid people being stupid


You can just "make healthcare universal" in the USA, its an extremely complicated system involving some HUGE companies that would be completely fucked if health care was free. Get it?
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las.
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pussyfooterYou can just "make healthcare universal" in the USA, its an extremely complicated system involving some HUGE companies that would be completely fucked if health care was free. Get it?


I understand that, thanks, but I'm not sure what that has to do with what I said. The fact remains that socialism is still a filthy word in the majority of america, and any social-based program is generally viewed with distrust
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PacificRimJob
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Oh god shut up. Let's not make this a political debate all of a sudden.

Back to your regularly scheduled Star-Spangled Circlejerk.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/763947/America-Fuck-Yeah-
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S.J.W
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DingoSeanNah, only your flora and fauna matter. Your people just die of spiders.


More people die of drop bears than spiders.
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Byron_tha_gr8
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las.I understand that, thanks, but I'm not sure what that has to do with what I said. The fact remains that socialism is still a filthy word in the majority of america, and any social-based program is generally viewed with distrust


i bet you 90% of Americans couldn't tell you the differences between socialism and communism.


Which is A OK with me, cus we're governed by FREEDOM!
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daOyster
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Lord_Byroni bet you 90% of Americans couldn't tell you the differences between socialism and communism.


I would bet your right on that. No frills, Communism is actually a really good form of government, however it wouldn't work to well in my opinion until we achieve a post-scarcity economy.
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987321654hgfd
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Here's 8 minutes worth of reasons

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/764000/JDAM-AIRSTRIKES-COMPILATION-AFGHANISTAN---IRAQ-2014
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Powstagram
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pussyfooterYou can just "make healthcare universal" in the USA, its an extremely complicated system involving some HUGE companies that would be completely fucked if health care was free. Get it?


So I guess the companies are more important than giving healthcare to those who need it but cannot afford it? Right then

I live in the UK, yeah the NHS isn't run great but at least if I get some horrific illness I don't have to pay for my right to healthcare, at least i don't have to pay because I contracted an illness that wasn't my fucking fault

Why does America deny healthcare to the poor? Are they lesser people simply because they have less money? Fuck I'm pissed off i'm gonna stop
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PacificRimJob
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UglyboyMore people die of drop bears than spiders.


People need to learn to put forks in their hair and vegemite behind their ears...

Better keep away from those yaramayahoos too..
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