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macinnisDo home run's to impress the bitches, I promise you wont pass out
Wampirewow there's a baseball field at the house?
beantownsmugglerHome Run
"To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse)."
Go to bed, gaper.
NzeskibroThanks New Schoolers!
will update thread at party
NzeskibroI'm your typical fa ski bum.
SFBim a 16 year old who lives with their parents and skis*
NzeskibroGym friend asks if I want some blow, so I go upstairs and He cracks a capsule lines it up, leaves the room and tells me to hit it. I do it but I forgot to use a note, so I come out with it all over my nose
NzeskibroI'm going to get downvoted You got the age right and I work 2 jobs all summer, to take time off school to ski winter
NzeskibroThread update brahs, the night after, most probably wont believe it but heres what happened.
Turned up to party drunk, within the space of three hours I downed Around 5 bottles of woodstock and about 1 cup of vodka. Gym friend asks if I want some blow, so I go upstairs and He cracks a capsule lines it up, leaves the room and tells me to hit it. I do it but I forgot to use a note, so I come out with it all over my nose (I felt like jesus for 5 seconds), look in the mirror and wiped it off before anyone notices.
Then all I can remember is stumbling around dancing and ranting about skiing, biomechanics and saying everyone should be happy, didnt sleep at all.
Cliffs: OP's night was better than expected
theabortionatorBlow in capsules?
NzeskibroYeah man the capsules where half black, half clear im pretty sure. Face was numb the entire night
theabortionatorBring a blunt and get some girls high. Bring a rage against the machine cd or rage on your phone. Turn off shitty high school party music, put on rage and get the party going. Play some beer pong, if you're horrible drink more or abandon ship.
Just be social. IF you're struggling to be social just drink more. If you aren't an asshole, or super creepy, you'll be doing well if you just talk to everyone and have a good time.
ESPECIALLY if everyone else is being weird and unsure. Just break out of your shell and have a good time.
Don't break peoples house, don't piss inside, don't be a weirdo, don't be a douche.
Do have fun, socialize and motherfucking enjoy yourself.
Also bring some beer with you. Even if there's a keg it's always a nice gesture to bring some beers because depending on how many people the keg won't live forever. Or throw whoever bought said beer a few bucks.
If you bring a blunt make sure to get the owner of said house in on smoke session or at least offer.
Just have a good time and own it.
DOn't be afraid to be a legend.
Granite_StateI'm quoting the shit out of you tonight and I don't care who knows it!!!
Pretty solid advice. Here's some more:
-Throw your empties out where the owner wants them (makes life easier for the host)
-Get involved in drinking games, especially with randos; good, fast, and easy way to make a buddy (or if a girl) potential hook up prospect for the night.
-Dont be THAT kid. There is always at least one douche at the party going waay too hard for his own good and generally making an utter fool of himself. He (and sometimes she) won't typically be welcomed back so don't be that kid and burn your bridges.
-Should be obvious but bring your own drinks/drugs. If its highschool its more acceptable not to because you get what you can get, but whoever got the alcohol probably doesnt want to share (unless its a kegger). If for whatever reason your first house party is in college (like my first legit one) make sure you have your own shit. No one likes a mooch and most if not all kids wont be too willing to give out their shit.
-Dont kiss the owners ass. Yo appreciate the party but there is no need to tell him every chance you get. That being said, make sure you dont piss him off. Be respectful, you are in his house, play by his rules.
-^That being said offer the owner a shot or a few puff on your chron. Shows respect and hey, you'll most likely be more than welcome back
-Dont be creepy or awkward and stand in the corner. No one likes those kids, they make people uncomfortable. Just get to your desired level of drunkness and go from their, shouldn't be hard to hold a conversation
Enjoy, even if this was a troll thread hope the (obvious) info here helps these new highschoolers up and coming in the game.
ChubbyBoyImpress bitches by beer bonging
NzeskibroYeah man the capsules where half black, half clear im pretty sure. Face was numb the entire night
theabortionatorThats reallg bizarre. I dont get why anyone would put it in capsules. Its not like youre going to eat it. Unless capsule means plastic wrap baggies there. Curious what you ingested
Granite_StateSeriously. I've NEVER heard of coke coming in capsules. It probably wasn't coke...Kind of curious to what you actually took....
NzeskibroFuck really? there was just powder in the capsule, to get it out you had to crack it open. My face was numb the entire night and my heart was going crazy, so I couldn't sleep. They seem like common side effects
NzeskibroFuck really? there was just powder in the capsule, to get it out you had to crack it open. My face was numb the entire night and my heart was going crazy, so I couldn't sleep. They seem like common side effects
NzeskibroFuck really? there was just powder in the capsule, to get it out you had to crack it open. My face was numb the entire night and my heart was going crazy, so I couldn't sleep. They seem like common side effects
SPskier543You sure it wasn't a small little glass vile type thing? Or were there multiple actual capsules he pulled from his pocket?
