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Culture+
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my roommate is fucking whack
here is a small list of why

talks to himself almost constantly, has woke me up sleeping because he sleep talks so fucking loudly
his side of the room looks like a homeless man on PCP, rummaged through his belongings
has more stuff than i have ever seen, overflowing on my side of the room
sweats like an old Romanian man who is trapped in a sauna constantly( like dripping sweat)
leaves trash everywhere and dirty dishes like crazy
drinks Gatorade and mountain dew constantly, like an unhealthy amount
so inhumanly awkward, i swear talking to a tree would be more interesting than this dude
constantly looking at my computer screen like a creeper bugs the shit out of me

What kind of shit do your roommates do?
Sep 22 2014 3:01PM
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Calb3rt
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I once lived in an apartment style dorm with two brothers who were both ...weird. The younger one would play himself in chess, except one side he would speak to himself in russian which he was trying to learn as well. he would also make shitty bongs, smoke menthol top out of them, and leave them around. His older brother would go on multiday coke binges and bring over all sorts of sketchy randos. He boiled the water out of all the pots in the place and ate everyones food.
They would have parties in our apartment and run out the back door whenever the RA's /UPD would show up, who would then wake me up and question me.
They once brought over the hells angels ak chapter president (srsly) because they gave him a ride and he wanted to thank them so they did a bunch of lines and he got all emotional and crazy, telling stories, and then threatened to kill me if anything happened to my roommate.
Once i got up in the middle of the night because the tv was loud, when i walked into the living room the brothers and two people i had never seen before were playing rockband, at top volume, on two different tvs, two different consoles, and with two different songs on expert, at the same time. The one guy with the microphones was moan screaming into both while writhing around on the floor. I just went back to bed.
That was a shitty year.
Sep 22 2014 4:12PM
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JAHpow
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Calb3rtThe younger one would play himself in chess, except one side he would speak to himself in russian which he was trying to learn as well.


That's actually kinda interesting but still weird. The rest of your post though, wow.
Sep 22 2014 4:17PM
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SFB
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my roomates not that weird, but whenever he goes into the bathroom to take a shit he blasts metal whilst shitting.
Sep 22 2014 4:39PM
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Filet-O-Fish
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Calb3rtrussian




In soviet Russia crazy roommate is you.
Sep 22 2014 5:32PM
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op14
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I room with congrossman on ns. He sucks and smells like ass.
Sep 22 2014 5:41PM
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dispatchQ_main
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I once got a bj from my roommate. He's a dude but i mean i'll take what i can get
Sep 22 2014 5:54PM
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congrossman.
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i most certainly do smell like ass. however you need to learn how to not sploof in my mouth when you leave the room
Sep 22 2014 6:09PM
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op14
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congrossman.i most certainly do smell like ass. however you need to learn how to not sploof in my mouth when you leave the room


We also have this fat roommate named Greg. He sucks. He smells like shit and constantly says the ni*** word for no reason. He also eats all my chef boyardee.
Sep 22 2014 6:10PM
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maximiliaan
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i had a roommate who had the servers from his porn website running out of my kitchen...
Sep 22 2014 6:12PM
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congrossman.
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Greg

Sep 22 2014 6:14PM
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ModMommy
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My roommate last year would eat an entire jar of pickles then drink the juice in one night, in bed.
Sep 22 2014 6:14PM
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op14
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Actual picture of Greg my friend took

Sep 22 2014 6:18PM
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dispatchQ_main
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immasMy roommate last year would eat an entire jar of pickles then drink the juice in one night, in bed.


those pickles were cocks. you were living with a cockanibal
Sep 22 2014 6:21PM
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Japaneezy
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I fucking hate my roommates. Not trying to be racist, but theyre both hardcore mexicans, always watch fucking anime and listens to some whack Mexican songs. They keep me awake till 3 in the morning and Im thinking of living on the streets if it goes this way for another year.
Sep 22 2014 6:21PM
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dispatchQ_main
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SteezyJapaneezyI fucking hate my roommates. Not trying to be racist, but theyre both hardcore mexicans, always watch fucking anime and listens to some whack Mexican songs. They keep me awake till 3 in the morning and Im thinking of living on the streets if it goes this way for another year.


anime is such a mexican stereotype
Sep 22 2014 6:22PM
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act.resist
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last roommate from over the summer while working at camp would leave food everywhere. like...she brought steak left overs into the room one night and put them on her bed. she went to bed later on with the steak still on her bed. then woke up and ate half of the steak and then the rest the next day...she also drank pop like a fiend. literally a case a day. every 2 weeks she would get her cans out of the closet and there would be as much as my entire family would drink in a month. she also bought an entire rotisserie chicken and ate it, again leaving it in the room for a few days.

i told her to stop doing that shit and she did for a little while when it got even worse and i found one of her empty mac and cheese containers in my closet on top of my clothes with ants all over it. Luckily one counselor moved out of the other room in our cabin, so i moved into that room.
Sep 22 2014 6:29PM
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op14
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mmccarthy14Actual picture of Greg my friend took





NS embed sux
Sep 22 2014 6:45PM
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Al.Capone
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mmccarthy14


NS embed sux


Is that the same roommate you thought was gay? If so he's gained a couple.
Sep 22 2014 7:03PM
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iFlip
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mmccarthy14


NS embed sux


I didn't know you lived with eheath.
Sep 22 2014 7:21PM
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Blurst
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In my first year of University my roommate was interesting to live with.

Dirtiest man ive ever met, food, beer cans etc everywhere. Used my mini fridge all year. Would come home at 3:00 AM on a monday night and do homework for three hours. Dont think he ever washed his clothes. I had so much ski shit and his shit was everywhere so by the end of the year our room was right completely fucked, hardest one day cleaning ive ever done.

Now my 5 roomates are even more fucked but in the most beautiful way possible.

Like today I came out in the living room and Puddles was just sitting on the couch staring at the wall waiting patiently for my brithday roomate to come home to pound beers.
Sep 22 2014 8:02PM
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op14
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Al.CaponeIs that the same roommate you thought was gay? If so he's gained a couple.


He's not gay, but he's a dick
Sep 22 2014 8:11PM
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congrossman.
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go do chem fag.
Sep 22 2014 8:17PM
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SFB
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mmccarthy14We also have this fat roommate named Greg. He sucks. He smells like shit and constantly says the ni*** word for no reason. He also eats all my chef boyardee.

greg sounds like my kind of guy, tell him to keep up the good work
Sep 22 2014 8:20PM
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crotchvent
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My roomate chews a thing of tabacco a day. He starts at like 6 a.m. so i wake up to the sound of him spitting sometimes he is up at 4 a.m. chewing. Room smells like chew cause he spills the chew and his spit all over the place. He will leave pizza out for days which causes an awful stench. Blasts country music too just can't stand that stuff.
Sep 22 2014 8:20PM
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E__
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Bogezthose pickles were cocks. you were living with a cockanibal


That was awful, pick yourself up off the floor.
Sep 22 2014 8:26PM
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Spiri7o
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mmccarthy14He's not gay, but he's a dick


idk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight
Sep 22 2014 8:30PM
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GayWolf420
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frankspiritoidk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight


they probably eat each others buttholes
Sep 22 2014 8:32PM
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Spiri7o
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DeebieSkeebiesthey probably eat each others buttholes


probably, kids can't pull
Sep 22 2014 8:33PM
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AT-AT
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I've been lucky to never have any sketch roommates. I've had some semi-shitty ones, but really I got lucky.
Sep 22 2014 9:25PM
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congrossman.
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i pulled my nuts from my thigh, thats about it. how about you spirito
Sep 22 2014 9:33PM
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dispatchQ_main
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E__That was awful, pick yourself up off the floor.


hey they can't all be weiners
Sep 22 2014 9:40PM
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Bensun
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Last year when I was a freshman I had a pretty good roommate except for his douche friends and his scrubbiness with alcohol.


A normal Thursday night at 2:00 would be him yaking while sleeping with a trashcan in his bed.

The worst was when he walked into the ocean when he was drunk and ruined his phone. 4 hours of screaming and wining commenced and ended with a fist sized hole in the wall. (He threw his chair into the wall)

The worst was when he blacked out threw up all over the hallway and shit outside our door.

It was common occurence for him to throw kickbacks in our room with some hot girls which was fine but as soon as everyone would leave he would try and shotgun bears and fail miserably by spilling beer everywhere.

Basically the kid cant hold his liquor and tried raping when belligerently drunk.
Sep 22 2014 9:56PM
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Bensun
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opps *rapping hhaha
Sep 22 2014 9:59PM
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DrZoidberg
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Freshman year, random roommate: Filipino kid. Loved starcraft or some similar game, no idea what. Constantly clicking his mouse at 10x10^36 times/sec. Everybody else on the floor was really cool, and we all agreed he was weird. He was just an all around weird person to interact with.

Sophomore: random roommate again. This kid was basically bobby hill at nineteen. He did nothing but watch football/sports on TV. He barely spoke, and I tried to talk to him about stuff. He had like, no interests, it seemed. Didn't seem to like music at all, didn't play any sports, just watched. He wore the same jeans and philies shirt every day. He sounded like he was from the south but apparently he was from south delaware, although that can get pretty southern...

Lived by myself from then on. My friends are cool but none of them are people I'd live with. They're all too messy.
Sep 22 2014 10:19PM
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Shredsterr
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DrZoidbergFreshman year, random roommate: Filipino kid. Loved starcraft or some similar game, no idea what. Constantly clicking his mouse at 10x10^36 times/sec. Everybody else on the floor was really cool, and we all agreed he was weird. He was just an all around weird person to interact with.

Sophomore: random roommate again. This kid was basically bobby hill at nineteen. He did nothing but watch football/sports on TV. He barely spoke, and I tried to talk to him about stuff. He had like, no interests, it seemed. Didn't seem to like music at all, didn't play any sports, just watched. He wore the same jeans and philies shirt every day. He sounded like he was from the south but apparently he was from south delaware, although that can get pretty southern...

Lived by myself from then on. My friends are cool but none of them are people I'd live with. They're all too messy.


And you live in a fucking dumpster Zoidberg
Sep 22 2014 10:39PM
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Wampire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lzf8kfHY6A
Sep 22 2014 10:39PM
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SFB
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BenjEEtried raping when belligerently drunk.

nise
Sep 22 2014 10:46PM
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op14
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frankspiritoidk what goes on in that weird ass room you 3 share. Whenever I walk by it looks like some fucked up shit is going down, either you guys eat seafood everynight, or.... you eat fish everynight


It's greg, he smells like shit because he doesn't shower
Sep 23 2014 10:54AM
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DasGoatenshafter
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I've had sex with one of my roommates and licked the other ones nipples. She's a lesbian. We have a good time.
Sep 23 2014 11:42AM
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act.resist
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carltuszI've had sex with one of my roommates and licked the other ones nipples. She's a lesbian. We have a good time.


Sep 23 2014 12:39PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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butterslut.


Slept with one back when I was in 1st year. The lesbian is on of my best friends and we went to a pub crawl where you get points for getting weird, and our team won. But we actually all just get along and are friends.
Sep 23 2014 7:33PM
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LiquorLanch
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different tinder chick each night every few nights. dude slays poon...the larger than usual variety mostly
Sep 23 2014 7:48PM
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ericjarviz
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I've got a cool roommate but I swear to gawd i'm about to thunder punt him in the jaw if he doesn't stop chewing with his mouth open.


He also doesn't ski/snowboard so he thinks I have issues since I watch videos all damn night to deal with my summer withdrawals.
Sep 23 2014 8:44PM
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Wampire
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Culture+sweats like an old Romanian man who is trapped in a sauna constantly( like dripping sweat)


Sep 23 2014 10:40PM
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Mingg
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I just met my roommates today.






They're the prissiest bitches I've ever met in my life. So looking forward to the next 8 months.
Sep 23 2014 10:43PM
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PeppermillReno
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I had a roommate who was a failed rapper, extremely anti semetic living in a very Jewish neighborhood, and talked way too much about having to restrain misbehaving children at his job. Another one who was an aspiring industrial noise musician who had a fat fetish.


Not sure I got people in this thread beat both of them are decent enough dudes to be fair.


Always value good low maintenance roommates that you can chill and drink with that aren't too messy.
Sep 23 2014 11:48PM
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DrZoidberg
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ShredsterrAnd you live in a fucking dumpster Zoidberg




Clean dumpster>messy house
Sep 23 2014 11:50PM
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lurking
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I'm so glad I opened this thread. NS has some fucked up roommates.
Sep 23 2014 11:53PM
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dyyylan
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I had one roommate who never left his room, and would watch anime and broadway musical dvds on full blast. Never turned the lights on even though he was only awake at night so I would wake up to hear fucking cats the musical playing at 3am. I looked in his room at one point and he had an entire closet of half empty mcdonalds cups on the shelves, like he was saving them for some reason.

That was such a good roommate experience that I decided to move into a place with 3 other guys I'd never met who were all going to the same school as me. They turned the apartment into a party house with cops getting called every weekend, I think I slept more at my parents house than I did in the apartment that year.

I don't know why it's so difficult to find normal people to live with, I'm moving to park city in December and I'm really worried about finding a roommate again :/
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