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Weird roommates thread

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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
my roommate is fucking whack
here is a small list of why

talks to himself almost constantly, has woke me up sleeping because he sleep talks so fucking loudly
his side of the room looks like a homeless man on PCP, rummaged through his belongings
has more stuff than i have ever seen, overflowing on my side of the room
sweats like an old Romanian man who is trapped in a sauna constantly( like dripping sweat)
leaves trash everywhere and dirty dishes like crazy
drinks Gatorade and mountain dew constantly, like an unhealthy amount
so inhumanly awkward, i swear talking to a tree would be more interesting than this dude
constantly looking at my computer screen like a creeper bugs the shit out of me

What kind of shit do your roommates do?
Sep 22 2014 3:01PM
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dyyylan
Posts: 186 - Karma: 500
I had one roommate who never left his room, and would watch anime and broadway musical dvds on full blast. Never turned the lights on even though he was only awake at night so I would wake up to hear fucking cats the musical playing at 3am. I looked in his room at one point and he had an entire closet of half empty mcdonalds cups on the shelves, like he was saving them for some reason.

That was such a good roommate experience that I decided to move into a place with 3 other guys I'd never met who were all going to the same school as me. They turned the apartment into a party house with cops getting called every weekend, I think I slept more at my parents house than I did in the apartment that year.

I don't know why it's so difficult to find normal people to live with, I'm moving to park city in December and I'm really worried about finding a roommate again :/
Sep 24 2014 12:36AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,466
My roommates invite all the girls on our floor over to our room and they have pron parties. They sit in a circle around a laptop and just watch it for hours. One of my roommates has "vagina cubes" which are ice cubes shaped like dicks, that she uses to.. Ya know. She also has banged 16 different dudes since the beginning of the semester...but she's about 240lbs. I'm living with a nympho haha
Oct 4 2014 8:55AM
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ejm
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My roommate is playing a goat simulator game right now. The sad part is he actually bought the game.
Oct 6 2014 7:14PM
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Wampire
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why live with a roommate when you can live alone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zOlpPUDCg
Oct 6 2014 8:02PM
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