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Worst way to fall

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El_Barto.
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Whats the worst way to fall? I dont ski park like I used to but I remember one time catching a ski on the lip of the pipe as I was coming back in and ate shit so freakin hard. It was by far the most painful fall ive ever taken and one of my toe pieces exploded.

Whats the most painful fall youve ever taken?
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11 years ago
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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,023
catching an edge on cor-gated tubes. you never see it coming and then BAM BITCH YOU OUT
11 years ago
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A_Gjavenis
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My buddy Austin Mullen smashed his nut on a rail and had to have it removed.
11 years ago
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90053
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gnarles.falling on your ass/hip onto hard ice. going big or small it sucks either way


this so much you can be just chilling doing rail lines waiting for shit to heat up and a stupid fall cn ruin your entire day`
11 years ago
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Bum.Life
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Hucked my first 20 foot cliff and landed straight on my ass. Hurt so fucking bad
11 years ago
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Mingg
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PULLso original


Woah...didn't even notice that. My bad
11 years ago
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KillaSeason
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.Hugo.I highly doubt that


He did I witnessed it you pessimistic cock sucker. You need to get out more and enjoy yourself instead of sitting inside on NS all day and being a cunt
11 years ago
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SkiCoca
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when I tore my ACL that was my most painful bail, hope it never happens to anyone haha
11 years ago
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-emile-
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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/682875.0/broken-tibia--
11 years ago
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nicklesteeze
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trying to save backseat landing instead of backslapping.... shin splints are bad
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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KillaSeasonHe did I witnessed it you pessimistic cock sucker. You need to get out more and enjoy yourself instead of sitting inside on NS all day and being a cunt


lol no you didnt
11 years ago
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suup
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Backseat landing and having to get surgery to remove the toe piece from your butt hole
11 years ago
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KillaSeason
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.Hugo.lol no you didnt


drink bleach you accident
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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skisocksBackseat landing and having to get surgery to remove the toe piece from your butt hole


When ever I hand plant, I land super backseat and get penetrated by the dildo heel piece.
11 years ago
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Lemuel
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Broken thumb hurt like a bitch, even more so than my first torn acl. Second acl didn't hurt at all.

Learning rails way back I did the classic slip back onto my hip, which also hurt very much. But I'd have to say landing on my tailbone on ice hurt so much I could move for about a week without pain/ discomfort.

This past season I was coming out of the woods back onto the trail and boosted this 7ish foot drop, tips sank in the windblown pow that I was trying to tranny and I face planted onto hardpack. Had to sit there for a minute and collect myself. Definitely one of my worst falls.
11 years ago
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zahava
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One time I caught an edge or tip and landed face first into the kink on a Down-Flat #concussion.
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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KillaSeasondrink bleach you accident


lol you got me good, little guy
11 years ago
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Espen519
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I'm afraid of knee injuries, so anytype of twisting fall when my leg is straight but thigh twists, I feel like my legs will just come off
11 years ago
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.MASSHOLE.
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Hit a flat after a steep knoll, hauling ass, compressed, caught an edge, and launched.
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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.MASSHOLE.Hit a flat after a steep knoll, hauling ass, compressed, caught an edge, and launched.


Boosting a knoll and realizing you went way too big is a terrible feeling. The sweet spot is tiny and watching it go by sucks. This is often my skiing nightmare...knoll to flat
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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Catching an edge is my arch-nemesis. First day out last season I was a little over-confident with my ability to ski switch. I was swinging it back around and caught the inside edge of my uphill ski. I stayed on my feet, but I was going fast enough for it to jerk my knee totally sideways. No diagnosed injury, but I was out of the running/skiing game for about 5 weeks.

Now I'm petrified
11 years ago
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,838
Flying down a run on some demos
Dins too low because shop guy (aka me) is an idiot
Get to a bump patch that is childs play with correct dins
Lose a ski at mach 1000000000
Hold on and stay kind of in control
Realize i am heading toward a tree grove
Try to stop on one ski just in time
Eject
Fly 10 feet head first into a tree
Concussion
Have to walk 200 yards up an empty run to get first lost ski
11 years ago
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Park_Mho
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I hate it when you fall and the ski ejects right in front of you and your body just rolls over the ski as you slide down the hill. Not only does it fuck up your outerwear, but it leaves some nasty marks...
11 years ago
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CartCal
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knuckling switch makes for a bad time
11 years ago
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90053
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MhoP_I hate it when you fall and the ski ejects right in front of you and your body just rolls over the ski as you slide down the hill. Not only does it fuck up your outerwear, but it leaves some nasty marks...


or if the skis is rolling underneath you as you slide down a landing
11 years ago
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BBurt
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Z_Benescha pole stabbing you in the nuts


Middle aged to old men do not like being told about that. I was skiing with my pants unzipped (I wear suspenders) and I caught an edge and of course my pole went RIGHT into my pantalonas and shanked my wonder sausage. I was in a social mood so I told this old guy on the lift I stabbed my penis when I fell and he replied with "If you're gonna be obnoxious the whole ride I'll hit you in the fuckin head."
11 years ago
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freestyler540
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Urban takes the cake. They hurt 2x more that anything ive done. When things go wrong in urban, you get nailed by the rail, raped by the concrete then assaulted by the landing. They always bring me back bruised bleeding and battered. Its like rails and rocks combined
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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cartertc65knuckling switch makes for a bad time


especially if you bounce off the nuckle
11 years ago
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Nillion
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I was being lazy after a full day skiing and caught a tip popping onto a rail. Ended up slamming my knee right into it. I couldn't walk right for 2-3 weeks after and now even though it's 6 months after the fact I can still feel some residual pain from it.
11 years ago
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00000000
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I won't lie, this thread doesn't get me stoked to ski haha
11 years ago
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.Hugo.
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MousseauI won't lie, this thread doesn't get me stoked to ski haha


But it does make you wanna be safe and wear a helmet at all times. Atleast it does for me
11 years ago
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APunx176
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The first time I tried a 360, I reverted after i landed and caught my edge and fell, but I slid for like 2 feet and caught an edge while sliding which somehow shot me to my feet. Someone gave me props for the "sick recovery" in the lift line but it still hurt like a bitch
11 years ago
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