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Worst way to fall

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El_Barto.
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Whats the worst way to fall? I dont ski park like I used to but I remember one time catching a ski on the lip of the pipe as I was coming back in and ate shit so freakin hard. It was by far the most painful fall ive ever taken and one of my toe pieces exploded.

Whats the most painful fall youve ever taken?
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Aug 19 2014 9:45PM
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Ekis
Posts: 106 - Karma: 193
probably this way https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/910594/candide-thovex-crash-sur-bertha
Aug 20 2014 3:40AM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 3,366
you know that part of the side of your hip, like just below your oblique/side-ab muscles, i think its called the 'crown' of the pelvis...? i never get ribs real good when i taco, just that spot. fuck that shit.

for me its pretty much a tie between that and whacking your shin/knee on a support bar. anywhere there's little to no muscle hurts so fucking bad, and takes forever to heal.
Aug 20 2014 4:33AM
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C-Wal
Posts: 185 - Karma: 1,370
Somehow caught the tip of my ski on the knuckle or a jump when doing a straight air screamin seamen. Felt so retarded and my shin/knee hurt for days
Aug 20 2014 5:15AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
I crashed into a tree cat skiing and that hurt like fuck, also sucked so bad that i had to miss that last couple runs of the day. Inside the park, I over rotated a backflip on a pretty big jump and that hurt a fair bit.
Aug 20 2014 5:33AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
Railersailerlook buddy there isnt any room on this site for more assholes.

your not being cute.

we already have Hugo


thank you for the complement
Aug 20 2014 5:47AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
Dicking around in the woods I somehow fell and slid fwet first into a tree, I don't remember how but my head ended getting thrown into a tree

Had worn a helmet occasionally and luckily I had that day, almost always wear one now
Aug 20 2014 8:21AM
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Miklop
Posts: 293 - Karma: 2,218
I was pretty hungover and did a backflip on a large kicker, a trick I had done hundred of times before, but for some reason that one time, I forgot to huck with my hips, so after laying it out, I could just feel that I wouldn't make it around, so I try to tuck all I can. I get to spot my landing just before impact, so I manage to turn it to the side, and land on my side.
Concussion and broken rip, that was a fucking bitch.
Aug 20 2014 8:35AM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 4598 - Karma: 45,089
smellstomahawks can be painful


I've only tomahawked once but I was having some mild back pain/stiffness beforehand, tomahawked four times and I literally felt incredible afterwards. It loosened me up in the best way possible-probably not a typical experience though.
Aug 20 2014 8:54AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Overshooting is never a pleasant experience!
Aug 20 2014 9:09AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
I once caught my edge on a rail (this is before I knew about defining) and ended up cracking a couple ribs. This is why I'm still kind of a bitch when it comes to rails.
Aug 20 2014 9:36AM
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JeremyH
Posts: 2283 - Karma: 275
most painful for me was slamming my knee into a rail after the kink on an elbow. scariest however would definitely be when I've scorpioned and had the tail of my ski slam into the snow next to my head- surprised no one has ever died from that without a helmet..
Aug 20 2014 10:04AM
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grol
Posts: 77 - Karma: 459
landing your knee right on the rail when doing a front swap, also scorpion are pretty bad; I remember i could feel the pain going form my neck down to my legs.
Aug 20 2014 10:07AM
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Preston+
Posts: 172 - Karma: 107
Squires, Griffons, axials, pivots up the as sucks pretty bad. But the worst fall for me was when i was just haulin ass, caught an edge saved myself from falling but somehow got revertet to switch the caught my edge again and got launched backwards down the slope landing on my back.
Aug 20 2014 10:08AM
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kim_jong_ill
Posts: 1019 - Karma: 3,147
loganschnurThis looks bad, but not as bad as Clayton's first slam in Mutiny


I hate that fall. Makes me cringe every time
Aug 20 2014 10:18AM
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Mrworm10
Posts: 2707 - Karma: 4,229
https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/699081.0/Kid-Eating-it-in-The-Sticks

The infamous double detach on a kink. This has happened to everybody, can't deny it. Still a brutal way to crash in east coast ice/hard pack.
Aug 20 2014 10:20AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,365
coming in way too fast for this tiny cannon rail that my mountain had in the park, flying to flat and then just crumpling to the ground
Aug 20 2014 10:43AM
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yhprum1720
Posts: 363 - Karma: 496
Came off a rail sketchy and I was falling forwards. My pole planted in the snow in front of me and I as I fell it jammed straight into my throat right under my chin.
Aug 20 2014 10:50AM
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pattyWhack
Posts: 685 - Karma: 1,521
Getting that third buttcheek in mid-january... fall a couple times on a tube, or onto concrete in the same half-assed-directly-to-your-hip way and then the rest of the season you are butthurt
Aug 20 2014 11:02AM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
shit whipping is definitely the worst.
Aug 20 2014 11:07AM
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270on420out
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I set for flat 3 of the corner of the landing of a closed jump. Overrotated in to a flat 5 and went into nosebutter position. In the air i thought "i'll just butter it out into a 7". Both skis came lose and i went straight to my face. Dislocated jaw as well as a cut on my eyebrow.
Aug 20 2014 11:22AM
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SNP
Posts: 381 - Karma: 460
tips down on a dub backy
Aug 20 2014 11:25AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
falling off the rail on a close out.
Aug 20 2014 11:52AM
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bedin
Posts: 482 - Karma: 1,972
Whenever a trick goes wrong from the takeoff and your left in the air just thinking. "Oh shit."
Aug 20 2014 12:06PM
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bengreeneiscool
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I raced in High school, catching an edge on the east coast ice going 40 mph in a GS suit is a rough time.
Aug 20 2014 12:26PM
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Aiur
Posts: 267 - Karma: 1,938
If you fall the right way, going mach10 and catching an edge actually feels pretty cool. You're just sliding down the hill at 40 mph and you get like 10 seconds to contemplate your life before you can control your body again.

But #realtalk falling on my neck has always been the worst. I don't want to end up in a wheelchair.
Aug 20 2014 12:33PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I hate when you over rotate and your stuck at that awkard 90 degree point when you're touching down.. tomahawking sideways is never fun.

but I say that because I've never skied a half pipe so I have no idea how bad decking really is.
Aug 20 2014 12:42PM
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SteezyStokes
Posts: 154 - Karma: 246
tried 2 on a dfd then it didn't go so well
Aug 20 2014 12:56PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
Was going Mach 5 at the end of one of the face runs at mammoth, hit a bump lost it and tomahawked four or five times.

I couldn't turn my head left for a week
Aug 20 2014 1:02PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,977
overshot a 50 ft jump by 45 feet. that one takes the cake so far.
Aug 20 2014 1:12PM
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.Hugo.
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Pigeon.overshot a 50 ft jump by 45 feet. that one takes the cake so far.


I highly doubt that
Aug 20 2014 1:26PM
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c0rkmanJones
Posts: 85 - Karma: 218
Hit a patch of slow snow as I rolled into a flat gap down rail and caught my back ski on the front of the flat part and when my back ski ejected, I straightened out, slammed my kneecap on the front of the down rail, and managed to slide the rest of the rail on my stomach... luckily skied away without a shattered kneecap.
Aug 20 2014 1:26PM
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La_Lisa
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I have a top 3:
1) tearing your ACL.... Anyway you do it blows the most hard- it hurts, ruins the season and blows all your money on surgery!
2) taking a gate to the face while racing then feeling like all your teeth are gonna crumble out
3) Tanner Halls, "ahhhh I broke my ankles"
Aug 20 2014 2:10PM
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SimplyClean
Posts: 556 - Karma: 1,752
Sending a 3 in flat light on a 40 footer. Couldn't spot my landing till last second and was leaning super forward as I landed. Basically took the fall with my shoulder and fully dislocated it inward - it was in my armpit. Most pain I've ever felt in my life...surging pain for 2 hours until it was placed back in it's socket.
Aug 20 2014 2:12PM
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georgen12
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catching your front edges on one of these



is not pretty
Aug 20 2014 2:17PM
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Toaster-Tony
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georgen12catching your front edges on one of these



is not pretty

I have a love/hate relationship with those bastards
Aug 20 2014 2:18PM
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Pigeon.
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.Hugo.I highly doubt that

upon impact chairlift gapers asked if i was alive.


ask any of these 3 members who saw me overshoot that hip:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/158053/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/187574/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/187191/


i have 2 other eyewitnesses who aren't on NS
Aug 20 2014 2:28PM
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.Hugo.
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Pigeon.upon impact chairlift gapers asked if i was alive.


ask any of these 3 members who saw me overshoot that hip:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/158053/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/187574/

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/187191/


i have 2 other eyewitnesses who aren't on NS


Wow you really care that much about what i think that youd go and do all of that? Im flattered

But why would I ask 3 profiles that are obviously your aliases
Aug 20 2014 2:33PM
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gnarles.
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falling on your ass/hip onto hard ice. going big or small it sucks either way
Aug 20 2014 2:38PM
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mafs
Posts: 47 - Karma: 43
Seriously, catching an edge on a pipe. Ended one of the most promising careers in snowboarding
Aug 20 2014 2:41PM
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Aiur
Posts: 267 - Karma: 1,938
georgen12catching your front edges on one of these



is not pretty


I just hear this ungodly noise every time I slide one of those. But it looks sick when people do it right.
Aug 20 2014 2:44PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,417
My most painful falls normally are whiplash and hitting the back of my head. Also anything with hard ice, because ice hurts at all speeds.
Aug 20 2014 3:03PM
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Ski.o.die
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Landed a backflip. Right after the backflip I ate shit on flat ground. I popped my shoulder out of socket.
Aug 20 2014 3:24PM
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deleted5
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directly onto your head.
Aug 20 2014 4:13PM
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El_Barto.
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zzzskizzzdirectly onto your head.


i lold
Aug 20 2014 4:16PM
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deleted5
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El_Barto.i lold


Don't be nice to me, its weird.
Aug 20 2014 4:17PM
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Mingg
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georgen12catching your front edges on one of these



is not pretty


Love/hate relationship with those bastards.
Aug 20 2014 4:23PM
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gotti
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MinggLove/hate relationship with those bastards.


so original
Aug 20 2014 4:44PM
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