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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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danbrown
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safarisamFunny you should mention that— parents were looking for a rental car since I need to be in Flathead again (5 hr away) Monday and I might just buy a new truck since the down payment is the cost of a two week rental car.


do it
Jul 16 2021 9:44PM
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twinkle_toes
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safarisamWould love another one tbh.
I just blew my brand new alternator so my day keeps getting better and better. I’m glowing to pay to be TOWED over homestake pass, no one but Ressler is fucking touching my truck at this point.


Wtf you blew your alternator again ?! How can that happen 2 times in a row like did the mechanic say what caused it to blow in the first place ?

That sucks ass :(
Jul 17 2021 12:03AM
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daannnnieel
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Craw_Daddyyeah my bad for leaving sunglasses in the thing designed to hold sunglasses. you and that other dude can suck my balls. I'm in my late twenties and have owned plenty of cars. I could also hold you down and put my balls on your face and there's not a damn thing you could do about it so don't tell me to calm down you chapped cunt bitch boy.


shit that would land you a few felonies over a very basic property crime involving sunglasses and a handsaw is your thing. Have fun with your blood pressure lmfao
Jul 17 2021 1:17AM
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ModMommy
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twinkle_toesWtf you blew your alternator again ?! How can that happen 2 times in a row like did the mechanic say what caused it to blow in the first place ?

That sucks ass :(




I’ll know more tomorrow once the dealership opens up. I’m straight up dropping it off and then heading back when they open up to talk about it/probably buy a new rig. Really not willing to deal with the issues I’m having.
Jul 17 2021 1:56AM
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SavageBiff
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Luckily like you and your families hopes and dreams this won’t come true either so I’m not worried, way to prove what an evil scummy piece of shit you are, I make light fun of u , and I wish death on my kids and I, obviously I triggered something in that “R” brain of yours as intended 😂
obviously you have shitty karma, probably from being an evil piece of shit with a defective psyche, and that homeless bum has good karma and your shitty sunglasses 😎 🤣🤣 and I’m living the fuckin dream 😎
Craw_DaddySounds good bro. Hope your house in Montana burns down with you in it :)
Jul 17 2021 6:19AM
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r00kie
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Campground camping is not relaxing, at all. There is always a motor running somewhere, zero privacy, loud kids, etc. Not my idea of getting out in nature but when you go to the family reunion its what you get.
Jul 17 2021 9:41AM
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Granby_killdozer
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SavageBiffLuckily like you and your families hopes and dreams this won’t come true either so I’m not worried, way to prove what an evil scummy piece of shit you are, I make light fun of u , and I wish death on my kids and I, obviously I triggered something in that “R” brain of yours as intended 😂
obviously you have shitty karma, probably from being an evil piece of shit with a defective psyche, and that homeless bum has good karma and your shitty sunglasses 😎 🤣🤣 and I’m living the fuckin dream 😎


Na I just said you. Hopefully that wildebeest of a woman you've got realizes what a loser shes with and leaves with ur kids beforehand.
Jul 17 2021 11:01AM
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SavageBiff
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Ya gotta I’m the loser with a shitty truck and no sunglasses being taken care of by my toothless mommy
Craw_DaddyNa I just said you. Hopefully that wildebeest of a woman you've got realizes what a loser shes with and leaves with ur kids beforehand.
Jul 17 2021 11:19AM
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ski_salmon69
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Was gonna hit up the fridge tomorrow possibly but of course today I had to slice my arm open and get stitches done 🤦‍♂️
Jul 17 2021 6:04PM
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Granby_killdozer
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SavageBiffI’m the loser


yes
Jul 17 2021 10:03PM
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Non_State_Actor
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SavageBiffYa gotta I’m the loser with a shitty truck and no sunglasses being taken care of by my toothless mommy


Craw_Daddyyes


Can you two get a room? Or perhaps take this petty passing contest to DMs?
Jul 17 2021 11:02PM
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Granby_killdozer
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mystery3Can you two get a room? Or perhaps take this petty passing contest to DMs?


No
Jul 17 2021 11:19PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Craw_DaddyNo


You gotta be close to 30 fucking years old and still act like a 2nd grader lmao
Jul 17 2021 11:34PM
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Granby_killdozer
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ColoradoDogfartYou gotta be close to 30 fucking years old and still act like a 2nd grader lmao


Yes
Jul 17 2021 11:40PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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Left Wing Media Rant

Why are libs and wealthy bastards/ Networks and their Execs trying to ignore and/ or Downplay the Fact that Violence is on the rise that we got a big problem with kidnappings, human trafficking, Homicide? Armed Robbery, etc..

It’s like one of those “It doesn’t really effect me so I’m not worried” type of things but one day it will effect ya’ll even just petty crimes such as unarmed auto theft/ car breakins has rose.. but the fact that actual Homicide is on the rise and all libs try to tell us is that these criminals have been Victimized in some way and they not telling us that Violence is a bad thing.. They literally think it’s a Good thing because all these marginalized groups (speaking from Multiple “Marginalized groups” here) have the Right to assert themselves and if They Need To Kill Each-other to make their point than so be it..

I swear the left wing media would try to normalize child sexual assault if they could..

Disclaimer: I hardly watch the news, just tuned in today and saw ridiculous shit, I have pretty Left leaning beliefs (I don’t ever follow all Lib ideology blindly though), I believe in things like humans contributing rapidly to climate change, I love my Mary Jane she should be legal everywhere , i’m pro choice.. I just can’t stand the fact that the right is actually Right when they say the Left Wing Media is full of shit
Jul 18 2021 12:28PM
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Govygen_gourmet
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Also right wing media is also full of crap we can be honest and say all Media is usually crap these days but some Facts we cannot
ignore and it’s definitely worth while to do our own research; Never rely on fact checkers, or the source itself.. we got info at our fingers and most of the time the Facts will sort themselves out for example as an immigrant I can say for a Fact that many immigrants are actually here illegally or came Legally initially but never followed through in the very complex citizenship process and now can be considered Illegally residing here
Jul 18 2021 12:36PM
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abar.
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Govygen_gourmetAlso right wing media is also full of crap we can be honest and say all Media is usually crap these days but some Facts we cannot
ignore and it’s definitely worth while to do our own research; Never rely on fact checkers, or the source itself.. we got info at our fingers and most of the time the Facts will sort themselves out for example as an immigrant I can say for a Fact that many immigrants are actually here illegally or came Legally initially but never followed through in the very complex citizenship process and now can be considered Illegally residing here


The solution to the immigration crisis is not more border security nor open borders, the first never works and just leads to more immigrant deaths, and the second will just result in infinite brain drain. The only way to solve the problem is for the US to stop exploiting mexico's economy and fueling corruption and violence for profit so people actually want to stay in Mexico, but neither party is gonna do that cuz money money money
Jul 18 2021 2:56PM
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SavageBiff
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It’s more than that, a lot of those people are fleeing, the cartels and pirate gold mining is a danger to everyone there, every Mexican employee I have has a story of a family or friend that’s been taken, killed or whatever, and it’s no secret what’s happening down there, but to hear first hand from so many is different
abar.The solution to the immigration crisis is not more border security nor open borders, the first never works and just leads to more immigrant deaths, and the second will just result in infinite brain drain. The only way to solve the problem is for the US to stop exploiting mexico's economy and fueling corruption and violence for profit so people actually want to stay in Mexico, but neither party is gonna do that cuz money money money
Jul 18 2021 3:34PM
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WoFlowz
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My fucking Arch collapsed for the like third time and I prolly fucked up my planter and knee with it. Fuck this sucks time to start wearing my inserts and shit again when skating or biking or even just walking
Jul 18 2021 9:24PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Fuck buying a truck is a pain in the ass. Buying a truck in Ontario is even worse. Fuckin rust on everything. All thanks to dickheads from Toronto who can't drive in the winter unless the roads are perfectly clear. Anyone with a rich family wanna adopt me?
Jul 18 2021 11:15PM
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Non_State_Actor
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SendyMcSendyfaceFuck buying a truck is a pain in the ass. Buying a truck in Ontario is even worse. Fuckin rust on everything. All thanks to dickheads from Toronto who can't drive in the winter unless the roads are perfectly clear. Anyone with a rich family wanna adopt me?


How do you feel about RHD and what kind of truck are you looking to buy?
Jul 19 2021 3:49AM
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Ghini
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10 sec time penalty for Hamilton is a f*cking joke! This opens up a door for other to do the same in the future to eliminate their direct competition in the championship. Stewards always do those lame penalties that do not really harm, you can not say somebody is only a little bit at fault in a situation like this.

I also lost all respect for Hamilton. Yes he asked during the safety car if Max was okay but those celebrations after the race and not commenting at all about the incident? He always talks about how humble he feels and blablabla. The Queen should remove his Sir tittle. During the Austrian GP he said he didnt like there was a big crowd and he didnt understand how that was possible because of covid etc, and now during the British GP all he talked about was the crowd etc. Well the Brits might lift all covid rules today, good luck with that.
Jul 19 2021 6:13AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Not opposed to it, I'm just trying to find something that's in decent shape, and not a rusty turd
mystery3How do you feel about RHD and what kind of truck are you looking to buy?
Jul 19 2021 8:13AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Ghini10 sec time penalty for Hamilton is a f*cking joke! This opens up a door for other to do the same in the future to eliminate their direct competition in the championship. Stewards always do those lame penalties that do not really harm, you can not say somebody is only a little bit at fault in a situation like this.

I also lost all respect for Hamilton. Yes he asked during the safety car if Max was okay but those celebrations after the race and not commenting at all about the incident? He always talks about how humble he feels and blablabla. The Queen should remove his Sir tittle. During the Austrian GP he said he didnt like there was a big crowd and he didnt understand how that was possible because of covid etc, and now during the British GP all he talked about was the crowd etc. Well the Brits might lift all covid rules today, good luck with that.


looking at the video of the accident, was it really his fault? At least in sailing, it's overtaking boat has to steer clear of the boat they are passing and by the time the collision happened it looked like he was in front on the inside. I don't know racing rules, but what are the rules for determining who is at fault in that?
Jul 19 2021 2:42PM
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twinkle_toes
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slut strands are cool and all until you're riding switch and they get caught in your eyeballs
Jul 19 2021 3:04PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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BigPurpleSkiSuitlooking at the video of the accident, was it really his fault? At least in sailing, it's overtaking boat has to steer clear of the boat they are passing and by the time the collision happened it looked like he was in front on the inside. I don't know racing rules, but what are the rules for determining who is at fault in that?

I agree, I'm not sure anyone is really at fault here. Hamilton definitely is not 100% to blame, as he was doing a pretty textbook inside overtake. It looks like Verstappen timed his turn in a little poorly, but overall just a very unlucky scenario.
twinkle_toesslut strands are cool and all until you're riding switch and they get caught in your eyeballs

As a male who has tried to rock slut stands before, this is the reason I stopped.
Jul 19 2021 3:17PM
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GayWolf420
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twinkle_toesslut strands are cool and all until you're riding switch and they get caught in your eyeballs

just shave your head, you won't have to worry about a single strand of hair in your eyes all season long, maybe even 2
Jul 19 2021 7:40PM
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dognuts
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why tf do people have such a hard time filming biking, like i have vids from my dad, brother, and 2 homies and not a single one of them is able to keep the rider in frame or film without trees in the way the entire shot
Jul 20 2021 1:14AM
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elcheapo
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No complaints here
Jul 20 2021 2:17AM
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WoFlowz
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dognutswhy tf do people have such a hard time filming biking, like i have vids from my dad, brother, and 2 homies and not a single one of them is able to keep the rider in frame or film without trees in the way the entire shot


so this is just a problem across the board ig
Jul 20 2021 9:18AM
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Jems
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out of any car enthusiast neighbors i got stuck with ones with an automatic fart can civic si and a straight piped 350z fml
Jul 20 2021 11:59AM
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dognuts
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u literally couldn’t have worse sounding cars 😂
Jemsout of any car enthusiast neighbors i got stuck with ones with an automatic fart can civic si and a straight piped 350z fml

although vq’s with a decent exhaust sound pretty good, but not straight piped
Jul 20 2021 12:36PM
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SavageBiff
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Neon srt4 with fart cans sounds worse
dognutsu literally couldn’t have worse sounding cars 😂

although vq’s with a decent exhaust sound pretty good, but not straight piped
Jul 20 2021 12:50PM
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ASSholebomber22
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SavageBiffNeon srt4 with fart cans sounds worse


Only if they're runnin open dump. Sometimes a turbo dampens shitty fart noise. Open dump they sound like a diesel tractors running on 5 of 6 cylinders
Jul 20 2021 1:24PM
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theabortionator
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Boss is mad about me not punching in. Finally got phone app, went to hr on day off since we arent allowed to leave the ftc parks at work. Got a new code logged in.

Phone ended up resestting itself fully. Thing almost didnt run with that app because it has so little storage.

Actually was at best buy yesterday trying to buy a better phone but theyre sold out of everything decent.

Asked boss if i can just use timeclock in the lodge. No resonse.

I get it, most peoples phones are decent, everyone was pushing the phone app thing hard recently, but whatever. My phone is shitty and i dont get paid enough for that to be my problem.

Honestly working at tline in the summer is pretty shitty anyway. Stoked that in two weeks our ftc parks are done and I'm free.

Going to be fun to get out and ride more and do more hiking and chillin with people. Outside of finally getting to hood for a summer really wasn't that stoked on the summer. Going to buy the spring pass prolly next year and get some laps in without working at this place.
Jul 20 2021 1:31PM
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SavageBiff
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Agreed , I was talking more of the overall “note” than decibels. For instance the 5cyl Audi has different firing order than other audis and just sounds incredible.
dodge vipers also sound like ass for the record. As does my car rn she has a hole in the muffler and I just got it back running I’m not ready to rack it and replace it
BiffbarfOnly if they're runnin open dump. Sometimes a turbo dampens shitty fart noise. Open dump they sound like a diesel tractors running on 5 of 6 cylinders
Jul 20 2021 3:08PM
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JAHpow
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FUCK YOU PREMIERE PRO FUCK

ok I'm good now
Jul 20 2021 6:30PM
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WoFlowz
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FUCK NEW YORK I HATE NEW YORK
Jul 20 2021 10:23PM
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dognuts
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paper straws are fuckig disgusting
Jul 20 2021 11:19PM
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ASSholebomber22
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A fat fuckin bug flew into my throat during the first stretch of climb on my mtb this morning. It's still there 3 hours later after it made me cough, choke and puke the first 10 mins of my ride.

It's either an ant or a wasp or something and I can't get it off my tonsil because it's biting it and it's latched on. Fuck my life
Jul 21 2021 12:36PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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BiffbarfA fat fuckin bug flew into my throat during the first stretch of climb on my mtb this morning. It's still there 3 hours later after it made me cough, choke and puke the first 10 mins of my ride.

It's either an ant or a wasp or something and I can't get it off my tonsil because it's biting it and it's latched on. Fuck my life


water?
Jul 21 2021 1:26PM
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DayMan
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BiffbarfA fat fuckin bug flew into my throat during the first stretch of climb on my mtb this morning. It's still there 3 hours later after it made me cough, choke and puke the first 10 mins of my ride.

It's either an ant or a wasp or something and I can't get it off my tonsil because it's biting it and it's latched on. Fuck my life


have u tried gargling some bleach
Jul 21 2021 1:31PM
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ASSholebomber22
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwater?

I gargled, spat, puked, etc plenty. It's latched on with its pinchers and not letting go.
DayManhave u tried gargling some bleach

I just gargled a shot of jack on the clock. Little buggers still holding in
Jul 21 2021 1:35PM
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OregonDead
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BiffbarfI just gargled a shot of jack on the clock

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1007139/Ke-ha---TiK-ToK
Jul 21 2021 1:40PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Update. After throatfucking myself with a takeout chopstick, I've decapitated the bug but the severed head is still latched on. I guess this is just my life now.
Jul 21 2021 2:02PM
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Granby_killdozer
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BiffbarfUpdate. After throatfucking myself with a takeout chopstick, I've decapitated the bug but the severed head is still latched on. I guess this is just my life now.


What kinda bug is it?
Jul 21 2021 3:44PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Craw_DaddyWhat kinda bug is it?


Idk some sort of little wasp? I must've swallowed the body but here's a pic of it in my nasty mouth earlier
Jul 21 2021 3:47PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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BiffbarfIdk some sort of little wasp? I must've swallowed the body but here's a pic of it in my nasty mouth earlier


you got a nice lookin tounge
Jul 21 2021 3:55PM
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Mingg
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BiffbarfIdk some sort of little wasp? I must've swallowed the body but here's a pic of it in my nasty mouth earlier


GET THAT SHIT LOOKED AT OMG WTF.
Jul 21 2021 4:06PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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BiffbarfIdk some sort of little wasp? I must've swallowed the body but here's a pic of it in my nasty mouth earlier


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