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Bad Pick Up Lines

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ModMommy
Posts: 10877 - Karma: 58,295
What's the worst pick up line you've used?
I told a guy I study Anthropology, and got this gem:
"I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may I study your tongue?"
11 years ago
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acualywasdolan
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Was said to yoski by no girl ever
11 years ago
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
"Eat my dick... Please?"
11 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
My favourite.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

Works every time.
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kingsskier
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DingoSeanMy favourite.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

Works every time.


Came in here to say this.

Now I'll say my next favorite:
Tits or gtfo
11 years ago
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,145
immasWhat's the worst pick up line you've used?
I told a guy I study Anthropology, and got this gem:
"I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may I study your tongue?"

But this is awesome?
11 years ago
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
"hmm, you'll do"

"Grab your coat, you've pulled."
11 years ago
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Atomika09
Posts: 104 - Karma: 746
"hmm, you'll do"

"Grab your coat, you've pulled."
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-SnowSnoli-
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"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"

"I dunno"

"Me Neither, but it broke the ice"

So cheesey that it actually works.
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kingsskier
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How much does a polar bear weigh?



Who the fuck cares, let's fuck!
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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J.D.But this is awesome?


I'm a biological anth. major. I avoid linguistics at all cost.
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J.D.
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immasI'm a biological anth. major. I avoid linguistics at all cost.

Apparently you need to do a minor in SENSE OF HUMOUR.

I'm impressed he came up with that on the fly and presumably half cut.
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ModMommy
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J.D.Apparently you need to do a minor in SENSE OF HUMOUR.

I'm impressed he came up with that on the fly and presumably half cut.


oooooo tru
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PacificRimJob
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J.D.Apparently you need to do a minor in SENSE OF HUMOUR.

I'm impressed he came up with that on the fly and presumably half cut.


Seriously... That's an awesome pickup line.
11 years ago
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Chewy.
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I'm an education major, I could teach you a thing or two.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
11 years ago
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op14
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J.D.Apparently you need to do a minor in SENSE OF HUMOUR.


immasoooooo tru


immas just got rekt
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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mmccarthy14immas just got rekt


get shrekt.


I used "Hey are you cold?" "yeah" "well you look pretty hot"

Not my greatest moment.
11 years ago
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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
immasWhat's the worst pick up line you've used?
I told a guy I study Anthropology, and got this gem:
"I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may I study your tongue?"


You sound like a dirty slut.
11 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
Wanna come watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
11 years ago
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Daski
Posts: 660 - Karma: 2,396
"You just dropped..."
"Dropped what?"
"Your standards. Hi I'm ______"

idk why it hasnt worked tho....
11 years ago
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ANDR01D
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi my name is ______.;
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pat_in_the_hat
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i usually just walk up to them and ask what their favorite color is. Bitches love colors.

or ive used:

Hey, I heard you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?

Your eyes match my porche.

I like that shirt, but where do you hide your wings?

Are you lost? (no) cause youre a long way from heaven.

Ever kiss a rabbit between the ears? (I pull my jean pockets inside out)

Are you a beaver? cause DAM!
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[tk]
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"If your eyes were any browner, I'd be lost in a pile of shit."
11 years ago
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CitizenKane
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wanna go camping?

cause I'm pitching a tent and think you should get in it
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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-SnowSnoli-"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?"

"I dunno"

"Me Neither, but it broke the ice"

So cheesey that it actually works.


Is it that hard to walk up to a stranger and engage them in conversation?

It doesn't have to be something overly elaborate and witty.
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Miomo
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?
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dunkaroos
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are you from Iraq?

no...why?

because i'd Baghdad ass up
11 years ago
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lurking
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My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
11 years ago
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
If I was a squirrel and you were a tree I'd store my nuts in you
11 years ago
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Hi my testicles haven't descended and I have infantile penis syndrome.
11 years ago
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caucasian_chad
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'm a muggle in the streets,
but a wizard in the sheets.
11 years ago
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RicDeLorenzi
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I've just checked my planner and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon
11 years ago
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SquattingDog
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pat_in_the_hatEver kiss a rabbit between the ears? (I pull my jean pockets inside out)


*Spaghetti falls out*
11 years ago
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Gn4rwh4ler*Spaghetti falls out*


moms spaghetti
11 years ago
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pat_in_the_hat
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Gn4rwh4ler*Spaghetti falls out*


no.
11 years ago
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AK-Pow29
Posts: 157 - Karma: 215
Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
11 years ago
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 495 - Karma: 2,147
are you a terms of service? cause i'll blindly agree to anything you say
you smell like trash...can i take you out
do you have a bandaid? cause i scraped my knee falling for you
11 years ago
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
me: whats the deference between jam and jelly

her: idk

me: well i can't jelly this dick up your ass thats one.

also just the simple

Sit on my face?

both get a good lol
11 years ago
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yasgur99
Posts: 402 - Karma: 955
if you were a booger, id pick you first

did u fart, cuz u just blew me away
11 years ago
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,708
Gn4rwh4ler*Spaghetti falls out*


**spagett falls out
11 years ago
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
gin**spagett falls out


Hi, I'm Adam. You're far too pretty not to know me.
11 years ago
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.Rybak.
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Chewy.Hi, I'm Adam. You're far too pretty not to know me.


lol she's 15
11 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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Do you like dragons?
















Because ima be dragon my balls across yo face
11 years ago
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Gaff
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I once asked a girl at a bar if she'd like to see my non-droid snake. Funny thing is, i actually own a non-droid snake, but as she doesn't know my line of work, i can't blame her for thinking otherwise.
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Belzebub
Posts: 451 - Karma: 812
*Drop a bunch of limes on the ground and pretend that you are really struggling with picking them up again*
*Make eye-contact*

"Yeah, Im really bad at pickup limes"
11 years ago
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,158
pat_in_the_hatYour eyes match my porch


11 years ago
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
I've never used a pick up line.
11 years ago
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J-C
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If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds
11 years ago
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vandersteeze
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"I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may I study your tongue?"
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