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The skiing prediction thread

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Byron_tha_gr8
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Predict skiing's headlines in the next season.

I'll start.

"Nick Goepper marries 15 year old first time skier in Utah, planes on marrying her sister as well"

"Tanner Hall OD's on pots"

youre turn
Mar 19 2014 11:02AM 1300 159
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swaggerboi
Posts: 321 - Karma: 1,369
all full tilts being recalled
Mar 19 2014 11:04AM 45 3
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SteezoSaurus
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Henrik quits skiing and joins the Jamaican bobsled team.
Mar 19 2014 11:06AM 109 0
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Agamemnon
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Steve Stepp stays amateur.
Mar 19 2014 11:07AM 79 1
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Mr.Huck
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The industry is going down hill fast.
Mar 19 2014 11:39AM 55 4
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JAHpow
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Huehuehuehuehuehue
Mar 19 2014 11:45AM 30 3
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theabortionator
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Rails will keep getting longer, setups will get even gnarlier, more urban street feel to setups.

Somebody will huck a quad one day.
Mar 19 2014 11:48AM 12 2
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Mr.Huck
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Had to be done.
Mar 19 2014 11:52AM 2 2
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milk_man
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Andy parry gets a full time job delivering pizza....on skis
Mar 19 2014 11:54AM 67 1
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ABalls
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Kelly sildaru crushes the women's ski scene

T Wall comes back and makes everything alright again
Mar 19 2014 11:58AM 61 1
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BBurt
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Yes.
Gus Kenworthy featured in Miley Cyrus's newest hit single: Puppy Love
Mar 19 2014 11:58AM 105 0
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Byron_tha_gr8
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that would actually be hilarious if TC did that, put up ad's up for on mtn delivery service, then skied around giving people pizza's.

Mar 19 2014 12:30PM 6 0
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gin
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torin will switch to snowboarding
Mar 19 2014 2:47PM 5 34
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caderobinson
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Big Air Dave gets mechanical legs
Mar 19 2014 3:25PM 70 0
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georgen12
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Computer found in bobby brown, found that it has been controlling him all along
Mar 19 2014 3:30PM 32 6
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Mr.Huck
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Tanner Hall and Justin Bieber form new band called BiebCrew Soldier.
Mar 19 2014 3:30PM 11 25
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FigNewton
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Can Riley's legs brake from going too big.
Mar 19 2014 3:56PM 12 4
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SickJib_Brit
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

"Line Afterbang; Best ski of 2015/16..."
Mar 19 2014 4:09PM 31 0
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Slurpsicle.
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Dumont will quit skiing and heavily focus on becoming Ronnie Coleman status for the next Mr. Olympia, sponsored by target of course.

Lightweight............baby.........
Mar 19 2014 4:23PM 17 0
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milk_man
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Tanner Hall would beat up and raid Justin Bieber's Facebook page with his all caps raging madness before he would start a band with him
Mar 19 2014 4:41PM 4 1
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shredditor
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Goepper throws 2880 on snowblades in preparation for next olympics.
Mar 19 2014 4:53PM 51 1
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Atay322_VC
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"Torin Y. Wallace joins marijuana legalization movement....

... In other news, Torin gains endorsement deal from McDonalds"
Mar 19 2014 4:56PM 31 0
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camstain
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Jiberish will suck Supreme's dick, meanwhile saying fuck you to the market that created them.
Mar 19 2014 5:08PM 37 3
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HuckNorris44
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Kids create moronic Newschoolers threads that have no relevancy to anything.
Mar 19 2014 5:26PM 5 19
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S.J.W
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Gus Kentworthy marries Miley Cyrus
Mar 19 2014 5:33PM 3 3
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.currier.
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someone does a SSX tricky grab and takes off their ski and then proceeds to put it back on in one jump. guys its gonna happen
Mar 19 2014 5:35PM 41 0
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STNW
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saga will be skittles
Mar 19 2014 5:43PM 7 1
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CalvinStork
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After all states legalize marijuana there will be a campaign to legalize urban
Mar 19 2014 5:49PM 32 0
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pikes
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people wishing skiing was the way it used to be
Mar 19 2014 5:50PM 1 1
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milk_man
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/763771/
Mar 19 2014 5:52PM 28 0
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nicola.lussi
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Russ Henshaw quits competitive skiing because he wants to fully focus on his steeze game.
Mar 19 2014 5:58PM 2 6
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GrahamStokes
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Tanner hall fixes the caps lock button on his computer
E-dollo gets kinda burned out on Wu-Tang
new powder skis feature full inverse double reverse anti-rocker
random ass families stop skiing through the park
people start taking ski biking seriously
ski clothing that fits properly makes a come back
Mar 19 2014 6:30PM 26 4
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killa_trees
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hah
Mar 19 2014 6:54PM 1 3
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triss
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Dave Lesh will start volunteering at the homeless shelter and going to church instead of posting titties and shooting speed limit signs
Mar 19 2014 7:36PM 25 0
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AndrewGravesSV
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Kids bitch about fun threads
Mar 19 2014 7:38PM 3 0
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Uncle.tito
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Wu tang clan becomes something to fuck with
Mar 19 2014 7:44PM 19 2
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Slush
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New GoPro HERO 23. Records in 4K and is the size of a Tic-Tac
Mar 19 2014 8:25PM 35 1
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Byron_tha_gr8
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implying they ever weren't means you will get fucked with.
Mar 19 2014 8:26PM 2 2
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Emma_Watson
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Level 1 Productions revenues at an all time low due to competition with SPLICE Films
Mar 19 2014 8:30PM 17 0
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Byron_tha_gr8
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splice gets greenlit to remake titanic by Warner Bros, James Cameron is blown away by such a young phenom.
Mar 19 2014 8:36PM 5 0
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STNW
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Soon after, James Cameron is mauled by an angry mob for putting such shit on the big screen
Mar 19 2014 8:46PM 0 0
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Byron_tha_gr8
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implying that shouldn't already happen
Mar 19 2014 8:57PM 0 0
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safarisam
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SKIBOSS STOPS USING CAPS
Mar 19 2014 9:00PM 3 8
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icculus.
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plot twist. he had them all along!
Mar 19 2014 9:09PM 7 1
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JamesO
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everyone starts carrying raw eggs in their snow pants like harlaut... definitely not even that weird.
Mar 19 2014 9:09PM 5 0
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jakejolo_9
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Dude he already quit...
Mar 19 2014 9:25PM 2 1
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Brule.
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Henrik does the first ever switch tail butter triple cork 16!
Mar 19 2014 9:54PM 0 4
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radmad
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Skiblading becomes the new hot thing
Mar 19 2014 9:59PM 5 3
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Turd.Ferguson
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In other news Waka Flocka is the new Sal Masekela of the X-Games because we need at least one black person announcing our sport so we dont seem 'racist'.
Mar 19 2014 10:19PM 7 0
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sdrvper
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Is this a prediction or something that is already happening?
Mar 19 2014 10:54PM 0 0
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safarisam
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the future is now
Mar 19 2014 11:07PM 1 1
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