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The skiing prediction thread

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Byron_tha_gr8
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Predict skiing's headlines in the next season.

I'll start.

"Nick Goepper marries 15 year old first time skier in Utah, planes on marrying her sister as well"

"Tanner Hall OD's on pots"

youre turn
11 years ago
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swaggerboi
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all full tilts being recalled
11 years ago
45 3
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SteezoSaurus
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Henrik quits skiing and joins the Jamaican bobsled team.
11 years ago
109 0
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Steve Stepp stays amateur.
11 years ago
79 1
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Mr.Huck
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The industry is going down hill fast.
11 years ago
55 4
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JAHpow
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Huehuehuehuehuehue
11 years ago
30 3
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theabortionator
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Rails will keep getting longer, setups will get even gnarlier, more urban street feel to setups.

Somebody will huck a quad one day.
11 years ago
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Mr.Huck
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Had to be done.
11 years ago
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milk_man
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Andy parry gets a full time job delivering pizza....on skis
11 years ago
67 1
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ABalls
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Kelly sildaru crushes the women's ski scene

T Wall comes back and makes everything alright again
11 years ago
61 1
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BBurt
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Yes.
Gus Kenworthy featured in Miley Cyrus's newest hit single: Puppy Love
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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that would actually be hilarious if TC did that, put up ad's up for on mtn delivery service, then skied around giving people pizza's.

11 years ago
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notspoicey
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torin will switch to snowboarding
11 years ago
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caderobinson
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Big Air Dave gets mechanical legs
11 years ago
70 0
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georgen12
Posts: 363 - Karma: 2,759
Computer found in bobby brown, found that it has been controlling him all along
11 years ago
32 6
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Mr.Huck
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Tanner Hall and Justin Bieber form new band called BiebCrew Soldier.
11 years ago
11 25
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FigNewton
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Can Riley's legs brake from going too big.
11 years ago
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SickJib_Brit
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

"Line Afterbang; Best ski of 2015/16..."
11 years ago
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Slurpsicle.
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Dumont will quit skiing and heavily focus on becoming Ronnie Coleman status for the next Mr. Olympia, sponsored by target of course.

Lightweight............baby.........
11 years ago
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milk_man
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Tanner Hall would beat up and raid Justin Bieber's Facebook page with his all caps raging madness before he would start a band with him
11 years ago
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shredditor
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Goepper throws 2880 on snowblades in preparation for next olympics.
11 years ago
51 1
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Atay322_VC
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"Torin Y. Wallace joins marijuana legalization movement....

... In other news, Torin gains endorsement deal from McDonalds"
11 years ago
31 0
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camstain
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Jiberish will suck Supreme's dick, meanwhile saying fuck you to the market that created them.
11 years ago
37 3
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HuckNorris44
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Kids create moronic Newschoolers threads that have no relevancy to anything.
11 years ago
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S.J.W
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Gus Kentworthy marries Miley Cyrus
11 years ago
3 3
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.currier.
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someone does a SSX tricky grab and takes off their ski and then proceeds to put it back on in one jump. guys its gonna happen
11 years ago
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CalvinStork
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After all states legalize marijuana there will be a campaign to legalize urban
11 years ago
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pikes
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people wishing skiing was the way it used to be
11 years ago
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milk_man
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/763771/
11 years ago
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nicola.lussi
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Russ Henshaw quits competitive skiing because he wants to fully focus on his steeze game.
11 years ago
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GrahamStokes
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Tanner hall fixes the caps lock button on his computer
E-dollo gets kinda burned out on Wu-Tang
new powder skis feature full inverse double reverse anti-rocker
random ass families stop skiing through the park
people start taking ski biking seriously
ski clothing that fits properly makes a come back
11 years ago
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killa_trees
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hah
11 years ago
1 3
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triss
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Dave Lesh will start volunteering at the homeless shelter and going to church instead of posting titties and shooting speed limit signs
11 years ago
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Andi_G
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Kids bitch about fun threads
11 years ago
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Uncle.tito
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Wu tang clan becomes something to fuck with
11 years ago
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Slush
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New GoPro HERO 23. Records in 4K and is the size of a Tic-Tac
11 years ago
35 1
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Byron_tha_gr8
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implying they ever weren't means you will get fucked with.
11 years ago
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Emma_Watson
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Level 1 Productions revenues at an all time low due to competition with SPLICE Films
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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splice gets greenlit to remake titanic by Warner Bros, James Cameron is blown away by such a young phenom.
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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implying that shouldn't already happen
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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SKIBOSS STOPS USING CAPS
11 years ago
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icculus.
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plot twist. he had them all along!
11 years ago
7 1
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JamesO
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everyone starts carrying raw eggs in their snow pants like harlaut... definitely not even that weird.
11 years ago
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jakejolo_9
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Dude he already quit...
11 years ago
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Brule.
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Henrik does the first ever switch tail butter triple cork 16!
11 years ago
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radmad
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Skiblading becomes the new hot thing
11 years ago
5 3
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Turd.Ferguson
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In other news Waka Flocka is the new Sal Masekela of the X-Games because we need at least one black person announcing our sport so we dont seem 'racist'.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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the future is now
11 years ago
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