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The skiing prediction thread

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Byron_tha_gr8
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Predict skiing's headlines in the next season.

I'll start.

"Nick Goepper marries 15 year old first time skier in Utah, planes on marrying her sister as well"

"Tanner Hall OD's on pots"

youre turn
Mar 19 2014 11:02AM
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GANGBANG420
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Tanner will grow 3 dicks and become gay because of how many marijuanas he injected. Some one might eventually say jon olsson's name right. Candide will send a double back and land on the moon, Jeoffry will join him, sander Hadley will make big money, Pettit will make a segment better than his one in the way I see it or attack of La Niña, salomon bring back the g suit, saga will make a product that only says their name 8 times, Richard permin will join super proof... It goes on forever
Mar 19 2014 11:15PM
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radmad
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I will become the world's top skiblader. who gon stop me.
Mar 19 2014 11:16PM
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ModMommy
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let me in on this
Mar 20 2014 12:05AM
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radmad
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okay. we'll be like the top two unstoppable people and go do crazy stuff. you in?
Mar 20 2014 12:07AM
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gingaskier
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Jon Olsson signs on with Playboy as their latest model.
Wu-Tang is no longer for the children.
PBP makes a sick ski film that everyone will watch.
Mar 20 2014 12:09AM
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ILLinoisance
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OP can't spell and won't stop sucking dicks.
Mar 20 2014 12:55AM
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Oxburger
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Olympics Next time: Pipe and slope take the way, shape, and form of Orage Masters and much cannabis is smoked, showing the world that freestyle skiers are not actually obsessed with puppies and getting date requests from 15 year old girls.

Simon Dudemont returns to the pipe from retirement and triple corks every hit. This causes Tanner to naturally want to one-up Dudemont and go quadruple chads gap but unfortunately he does something to his ankles again in the process...

Full tilt comes out with tongues that go down to -10 flex allowing for maximum foot movement and minimum ski functionality, but damn do that have cool graphics.


That's all the greasy gypsy guy could give me for my $5 fortune. Looks like a bright future ahead though!
Mar 20 2014 1:32AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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your dum
Mar 20 2014 1:42AM
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LukeDogg
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T Wally throws worlds first quad cork resulting in him landing in the future
Mar 20 2014 2:21AM
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S.J.W
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Alex Schlopy spins so fast he creates a tear in the space time continuum resulting in the whole world travelling into the future where Tom Wallisch is worshipped as a god and the term "caps lock" has been replaced by the more politically correct term "Tanner Hall"
Mar 20 2014 2:46AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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you in the presence of a king, scratch that you in the presence of a god.
Mar 20 2014 2:56AM
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FreeskiThe603
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"Ian Compton finally moves out of his mom's house"
Mar 20 2014 7:05AM
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radmad
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are you the ring leader of the blade krew?
Mar 20 2014 8:38AM
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freddy.allport
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Wu tang is for the adults
Mar 20 2014 8:38AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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This just in Aspen Spora run over by the Line Traveling Circus van
Mar 20 2014 8:52AM
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LamieJ
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Honest prediction, Kai Mahler will become a very popular skier due to his awesomeness, therefore boosting APOs popularity
Mar 20 2014 9:08AM
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Easy-E
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i laughed during class at "E-dollo gets kinda burned out on Wu-Tang"
Mar 20 2014 11:11AM
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Alistair.
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Now that 'The Switch' is common knowledge. It will claim many lives with people attempting it.
Mar 20 2014 12:52PM
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suup
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shane mcfalls
Mar 20 2014 1:55PM
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John18_6
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The rise of young random Asian comp skiers will go through the roof. Seriously, look at snowboarding.
Mar 20 2014 2:09PM
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powerbong2000
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New teen sensation Arndy Hurgle hosts the Arndy Hurgle jab jib mogul splosion, which redefines a generations definition of "burgling."
Mar 20 2014 2:37PM
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Mids
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Shaun White will win everything.
Mar 20 2014 2:50PM
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ebonyzebra
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We find out Henrik is actually Jesus and he got sent down from heaven to rid the world of gapers. Or just ski very well, you pick...
Mar 20 2014 3:44PM
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broto
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IQ of average skier continues to decline
Mar 20 2014 5:08PM
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Zimmy
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I think you might be right here.

Shaun's back in Israel to complete the final stages of his transformation. Just saw him.

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He gave me some tips about how to grow hair quickly, and we're working on some other stuff too that involves crystal power necklaces. Felt more like a meeting between Q and James Bond.

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Hard to tell what'll happen at this point, but he's not perturbed by his 4th place at the Olympics one bit. He's taking all the right steps to transmute his competitive energies and obtain new levels of mastery....
Mar 20 2014 7:25PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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i think you mean "TANNER HALL"
Mar 20 2014 11:56PM
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Zimmy
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I'm not sure this will work in all cases, but could work exceedingly well in some:

"I customize my own skis, but I also customize my own hoes."
Mar 21 2014 6:17AM
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