First off, holy Mormon.... 7/10 guys on Tinder in SLC have "LDS" in their bio. I personally want to thank those dudes for giving girls a heads up about that. I am no expert when it comes to Mormonism, but the combination of "LDS" "looking for a good time" and ";)" in these guys bio's have made me question their dedication to their church. Thanks for the laugh.
I also came across the "Tinder expert"/stud, Alex Schlopy.
Alex, I would love to go to Taco Bell with you in a creepy white van. I'll even bring the candy.
AND THIS ALSO HAPPENED...
nice stache, Joss. I swiped right, btw. 9.7/10 would bang.
