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Tinder in SLC (pics included)

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goodnoooo
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I have had an unique experience with Tinder while I have been skiing in Salt Lake City for the past couple of days. It is really interesting to go to a new town/city/state and look through the people that pop up on Tinder in that area; kinda like people watching.

First off, holy Mormon.... 7/10 guys on Tinder in SLC have "LDS" in their bio. I personally want to thank those dudes for giving girls a heads up about that. I am no expert when it comes to Mormonism, but the combination of "LDS" "looking for a good time" and ";)" in these guys bio's have made me question their dedication to their church. Thanks for the laugh.

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I also came across the "Tinder expert"/stud, Alex Schlopy.


Alex, I would love to go to Taco Bell with you in a creepy white van. I'll even bring the candy.

AND THIS ALSO HAPPENED...
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nice stache, Joss. I swiped right, btw. 9.7/10 would bang.
Dec 29 2013 8:24PM
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walterson
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sick
Dec 29 2013 8:26PM
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Phil-X-
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what the fuck is this shit
Dec 29 2013 8:30PM
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Mr.Mitten
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Get it Kate! I wanna know a Pro-Hoe
Dec 29 2013 8:30PM
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CosmicBrownie
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nice thread
Dec 29 2013 8:31PM
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-MK-
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I see two pictures of myself in the bottom....
Dec 29 2013 8:31PM
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goodnoooo
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good job Matt...both of your Facebook accounts are friends with joss. you guys must be so close
Dec 29 2013 8:35PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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how come chicks don't wanna fuck me on tinder?
Dec 29 2013 8:41PM
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GayWolf420
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schlopy fucks 15 year olds. beware.
Dec 29 2013 8:42PM
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Kretzschmar
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oh kate, you drunk pro hoe. I love you.

Marry Joss please, I want to be his brother in law since I'll be marrying Nicole soon
Dec 29 2013 8:42PM
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goodnoooo
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stop creeping on my underaged sister
Dec 29 2013 8:44PM
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11matby
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No homo.

11/10: both. Would bang: both.
Dec 29 2013 8:48PM
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7springsprod
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I WISH I COULD FIND HOTTIES LIKE THAT ON TINDER.
Dec 29 2013 8:50PM
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goodnoooo
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you could use an upgrade in your life..... tehehe love you
Dec 29 2013 8:51PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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So why does no one on tinder fuck me? and why does no one on ns ever notice me?
Dec 29 2013 8:53PM
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goodnoooo
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pics plz
Dec 29 2013 8:57PM
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-MK-
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Trust me. He is nothing to get excited over
Dec 29 2013 9:01PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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Dec 29 2013 9:03PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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would you do sex with me?
Dec 29 2013 9:04PM
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goodnoooo
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gotta work on the shirt
Dec 29 2013 9:04PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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ill put on something more comfortable
Dec 29 2013 9:05PM
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goodnoooo
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okay do that and come back
Dec 29 2013 9:06PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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even did seductive lip thing. would you bang me?
Dec 29 2013 9:09PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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In my defence I look way better in person. I'm not very photogenic.
Dec 29 2013 9:10PM
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goodnoooo
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would bang. such hawt. much seductive. wow.
Dec 29 2013 9:13PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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finally swaying pic….


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Dec 29 2013 9:14PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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ahhhh sankyou.
Dec 29 2013 9:15PM
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-MK-
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Suuuuuurrrrreeee..... *Sarcastic voice*
Dec 29 2013 9:15PM
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goodnoooo
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underwear slushy
Dec 29 2013 9:15PM
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goodnoooo
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stfu I would swipe right
Dec 29 2013 9:17PM
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-MK-
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Wat
Dec 29 2013 9:20PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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means she would like me, and then id like her…. and then well….. babies
Dec 29 2013 9:20PM
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goodnoooo
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babies scare me
Dec 29 2013 9:22PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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thats fine we can do it in the butt. I'm very open minded ;)
Dec 29 2013 9:24PM
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-MK-
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:(
Dec 29 2013 9:25PM
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goodnoooo
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changed my mind
Dec 29 2013 9:26PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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wow you shut down quick. i was just throwing out ideas.
Dec 29 2013 9:28PM
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goodnoooo
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shhhhh
Dec 29 2013 9:41PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I followed OP on THREE social media sites tonight, you can say things are heating up
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Bateman
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dude you are my hero. keep em coming
Dec 29 2013 9:51PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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no dude she already wants to bang, no need.
Dec 29 2013 9:52PM
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goodnoooo
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wouldn't mind some nudies
Dec 29 2013 9:55PM
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Kretzschmar
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dont need any of you. I've already seen your bomb ass booty
Dec 29 2013 9:56PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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this can be arranged…. my snap chat is townnudist
Dec 29 2013 9:57PM
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Bateman
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dude this is subilme. keep. it. up.
Dec 29 2013 9:58PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Post a shirtless pic pls
Dec 29 2013 9:59PM
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last_tango
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sharpie in pooper or shoe on head
Dec 29 2013 10:03PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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lol suuure
Dec 29 2013 10:07PM
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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do you like mr.sloooooooot cough cough i mean sloth
Dec 29 2013 10:11PM
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goodnoooo
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that escalated quickly.... mwuahaha
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