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Darn Pot Smokers

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Mr.Sloth
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Earlier during class I excused myself to go use the restroom. When I got there it was the usual cigarette butts in the toilets and ashes on the floor. This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. "I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said.
I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to shitty classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys
Dec 9 2013 12:26AM
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Brock.
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was ns always this fucking awful?
Dec 9 2013 10:31PM
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Kazabazua
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You're a quality human being, we need more outstanding citizens like yourself.
Dec 9 2013 10:35PM
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Aidan-G
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Yeah it's pretty much always been this way
Dec 9 2013 10:38PM
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Labattski
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Actually when you smoke you are not only getting THC and other desired compounds you are getting tar and other carcinogens. Which on their own are bad. THC seems to negate their effects. When using a vape you're getting THC and all the other cannabinoids without the potentially harmful carcinogenic compounds that are found in smoke. I had to write a research paper on this awhile back lol hence all the knowledge of weed. I don't do this for fun
Dec 9 2013 10:41PM
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40oz.
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You're still an idiot & I'm sure your research paper on weed joint blunts sucked major dick.
Dec 9 2013 10:43PM
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MickDuby
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Hey you make some realy good stuff on ur soundcloud
Dec 9 2013 10:44PM
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InfiniteSteeze
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Your argument loses all its credibility.
Dec 9 2013 10:59PM
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Labattski
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The only idiot here is 40oz who thinks that my research paper on "weed joints blunts" sucked dick. The only dick being sucked here is mine by your mother 40oz. Normally I don't argue on ns but your post warranted it. I posted above figuring that someone might find it useful/interesting not for you to criticize a paper of mine that you haven't read.
Dec 9 2013 11:09PM
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40oz.
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Obvious joke is obvious BROOOO! Hahahahaha but in all seriousness I'm sure it really did suck fucking dick. I just know that by eating weed joint blunts I get so blazed it's crazy!
Dec 9 2013 11:12PM
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40oz.
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Oh and my mother is dead, dick.
Dec 9 2013 11:13PM
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Noha
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Similar thing happened with my school. 2 kids got kicked out
Dec 9 2013 11:35PM
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-WZ-
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Just saying a paper on weed isnt going to be that good in my opinion. Sure i smoke it but you really can't argue that its healthy for you. Its not.
Dec 10 2013 1:18AM
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ElMexicano
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Based on the way it's written? Sorry but an argument only loses when credibility when it has been refuted.

Judging someone on their communication and dismissing them based on anything other than their ideals is more immature than typing in an abnormal way.

Sure if someone's writing is shit then they may also have a shitty argument, but to assume that their argument is shit based solely on their writing is just subpar.

wait...
I mean





This thread is dildos.
Dec 10 2013 2:22AM
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ElMexicano
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well you can't really argue and say it's not healthy without saying why besides it's not.

Its not and that's the way it is because it is ... (bad logic)

What about edibles?? all the alleged goodies of thc & cannaboids without carcinogens entering your lungs
Dec 10 2013 2:25AM
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Benson.
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Hahaha seems legit
Dec 10 2013 11:29AM
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BigScaryLarry
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i am a stinky smelly pot smoker. tell my principle Mr.sloth
Dec 10 2013 12:13PM
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safetyhound
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After school special troll! This is my kind of thread.
Dec 10 2013 12:36PM
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safetyhound
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Dec 10 2013 12:42PM
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John18_6
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Legalize Crystal Weed
Dec 10 2013 12:48PM
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louie.mirags
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Dec 10 2013 7:00PM
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quizbot
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Dec 10 2013 7:05PM
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Spagett+
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I think this picture might have just made me gay.
Dec 10 2013 7:20PM
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louie.mirags
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Dec 10 2013 7:24PM
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Phil-X-
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I know the feel spaggot
Dec 10 2013 8:10PM
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hippy.
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hey thats me!!!!!
Dec 10 2013 9:09PM
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SFB
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why the fuck is that kid wearing a crown? he looks like a little bitch.
Dec 10 2013 11:51PM
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Spagett+
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He wears it so he can stealthily masturbate in public
Dec 10 2013 11:53PM
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BackcountryRyder
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No matter waht!
Dec 10 2013 11:59PM
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Gooneez
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i smoke weed all the time i see nothing against it and i wouldn't ask anyone to do it, that being said i fucking hate rock, i fucking hate smelling bad and i hate ratchets
Dec 11 2013 12:12AM
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daannnnieel
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And your a fucking goof, "congradulations."
Dec 11 2013 2:51AM
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erikK
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"your"
Dec 11 2013 2:53AM
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Labattski
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You're
Dec 11 2013 10:30AM
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kevmac
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calm down dude and just smoke a bowl
Dec 11 2013 11:01AM
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Mr.Sloth
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I am loosing my faith in NS based on the response to this thread. This was your only test and a majority of you failed it
Dec 11 2013 12:29PM
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SFB
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i passed right?
right?
Dec 11 2013 1:21PM
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ABalls
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Based off of your post history I can't tell if you're serious.
Dec 11 2013 1:30PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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no fuk u, u failed
Dec 11 2013 1:45PM
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Spagett+
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Please accept me
Dec 11 2013 6:37PM
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louie.mirags
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Could you come up with a grade sheet and let us know who passed. We are patiently waiting your approval!
Dec 11 2013 9:17PM
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Sky.
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This, and I'm on a sabbatical been drug free for 3 months. Smoking weed is not bad as long as your not a retard and let it get in the way of the rest of your life
Dec 11 2013 9:21PM
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SnowMiser
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sigged, this thread is gold
Dec 11 2013 9:50PM
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yangumane
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I was hanging with my super cool rasta friends and they were like wanna blaze bro and I was like heck yeah so I injected about 10 marijuanas
Jan 23 2014 11:53AM
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FrysNation
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Haha this just reminded me of one of my sketchier life moments. my friend gave me some info on a guy who had some high quality shit, thinking back i believe it was jack herer(yeah im writing about pot online get over it) anyway i call up the guy and he says to meet him at subway in an hour. I head over to subway get a sub and wait for the guy. So he comes in and goes behind the counter where they makes the subs and tells me to come back. This was really weird for me because there was 3 people working who i didnt know. Any way we are back there talking i found out he used to work there but got fired for smoking weed on his break, but he says everyone working is cool. He then looks through a couple drawers until he finds the scale measures out a half ounce right on the counter by the vegetables and puts it in a plastic glove. Sorry for long post.
inb4 he thinks he is cool because he smokes pot
Jan 23 2014 12:36PM
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Gherbs
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wow that's quite a few pots
Jan 23 2014 12:37PM
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HuckNorris44
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Have you done any research what so ever into the subject or have you just been brainwashed by health programs in schools. Weed is safer than alcohol but that is pretty obvious. There has never been any legitimate study linking smoking weed with any type of cancer. As well, weed has helped to stop seizure in kids who have epilepsy. It has been proven to help alleviate pain and help cancer patients eat during chemo. Learn your facts before you make yourself out to look like a dumbass people. Hippies are not the only ones smoking weed. CEO's of fortune 500 companies smoke weed. The fucking president said he has tried smoking weed and found nothing harmful about it. The world is changing.
Jan 23 2014 3:18PM
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.AR6rider.
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Retard alert
Jan 23 2014 3:23PM
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HuckNorris44
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It probably did suck dick unless you smoke weed and know the culture. If not, its shit. Most of the information on weed (except pro weed sites) is false and propaganda for the government to keep weed a schedule 1. Full of lies because he government cannot do official studies by the FDA because it is a schedule1 drug.
Jan 23 2014 3:25PM
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.AR6rider.
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RETARD ALERT
Jan 23 2014 3:30PM
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HuckNorris44
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Why? cause i back weed? Cause i used legitimate reasoning for the good of weed? Why dont you use you supposed smart brain and give a response that doesnt sound like a high schooler jerking his dad off. Ill wait.

And fuck you, my cousin has down syndrome. I hope you brake your neck and have to live in a wheel chair.
Jan 23 2014 3:51PM
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.AR6rider.
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This is a giant troll thread. You taking things people are saying seriously and trying to argue because you "back weed" make you a fucking retard. I don't believe your sob story either.
Jan 23 2014 3:56PM
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