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Darn Pot Smokers

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Mr.Sloth
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Earlier during class I excused myself to go use the restroom. When I got there it was the usual cigarette butts in the toilets and ashes on the floor. This time though a couple students where cutting class and smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
At first they tried to hide it but then realizing it was too late they asked me if I wanted to smoke. Obviously a joke since I don't associate myself with the scumbag stoner group in school. I replied with a witty remark I once heard on a anti-drug program we watched in health class. "I can't get high I don't have a pilot's license," I said.
I then stormed out of the bathroom and straight to the principals office to inform him that people are smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
You marijuana smokers disgust me. You all listen to shitty classic rock and smell like garbage. I never see any of you with any nice looking girls. They are just a bunch of dirty junkies like you guys
Dec 9 2013 12:26AM
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Jaymon
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such compassion
Dec 9 2013 12:28AM
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iFlip
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You sure told them!
Dec 9 2013 12:29AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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word
Dec 9 2013 12:29AM
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coling
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Congradulations? Youre a fucking rat
Dec 9 2013 12:29AM
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Jeebus.
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I fuckin lost, now thats a quality post right there!
Dec 9 2013 12:30AM
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whoa-dere
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are you mad or something
Dec 9 2013 12:38AM
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Big5hifty
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Dec 9 2013 12:39AM
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tacobellslayer
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so i was skiing in the woods today, minding my own damn business, when i happened to see two snowBOARDERS smoking pot in the middle of the trees! i yelled "Hey! You dirty snowboarders! stop smoking pot on the mountain! dont you know thats not safe!" and continued with my own damn business
Dec 9 2013 1:12AM
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act.resist
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i lold
Dec 9 2013 1:14AM
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Cannaburner
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Anyone else: more than OP
Dec 9 2013 1:15AM
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KillaSteeze
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No idea where you come from, but at my school most of the stoners are the clean cut kids. Most of them have good looking girlfriends and are very active, even half the dealers are good kids and you would never expect it. Don't stereotype stoners to be all dirty and smelly low lifes.
Dec 9 2013 1:19AM
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-MK-
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I like this thread, it's a good thread.
Dec 9 2013 1:23AM
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Bogs
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It's amazing how many of you are falling for what is so obviously a troll. I know it's late, but come on now people
Dec 9 2013 1:32AM
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act.resist
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lol
Dec 9 2013 1:35AM
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Skiingsnow
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Wait does this mean all Pilots are high all the time?????
Dec 9 2013 1:44AM
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ThaLorax
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This one time, I was offered weed by a long haired guy with dreads wearing a grateful dead tshirt. I told him I want to aspire to do more in life than he has so I took the joint and smoked it. Wait, what are we talking about again?
Dec 9 2013 1:44AM
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erikK
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except for coling and peppermillreno
Dec 9 2013 1:45AM
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JAHpow
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Hahaha, oh man I lost
Dec 9 2013 1:49AM
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coling
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Well i dont think its very funny. Haha i ratted out these kids! Haha yolo swag i trolled these kids rofl lmfao haha im so funny!
Dec 9 2013 2:17AM
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Dwarftosser1
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I had a dream a couple nights ago that my friends and I were hiding a bag of weed in one of those plastic cases they keep cookies in at Subway. I don't smoke or go to subway so I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
Dec 9 2013 2:25AM
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Bogs
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just because something isn't funny doesn't mean it's not a troll, does it?
Dec 9 2013 9:58AM
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SFB
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so you're retarded right?
Dec 9 2013 10:44AM
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Spagett+
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I fully support your decision mr.sloth. Drugs are illegal. And I will use that anti drug line
In the future. Thanks
Dec 9 2013 10:47AM
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yuck
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consider the definition of troll..

hes getting you, resist!
Dec 9 2013 11:02AM
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Benson.
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Dec 9 2013 11:08AM
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Labattski
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This made my morning
Dec 9 2013 11:09AM
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SFB
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sig'd
Dec 9 2013 11:10AM
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Benson.
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I would've done the same, OP. Damn dirty hippies...
Dec 9 2013 11:13AM
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Ray.
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Its been years since I've seen these used
Dec 9 2013 12:02PM
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theabortionator
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That's awesome! I'm going to use that. Do you have any tips on other things I can say or where I can find some? I don't want to smoke but I hate getting made fun of. I just want to be cool. I think I might try it so that they'll stop.
Dec 9 2013 12:02PM
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jibbpeter
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what you did there... I see it.
Dec 9 2013 12:07PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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So earlier today me and my friend decided to skip class and smoke some of the really good marijuana we bought for only $25 for a gram bcus our buddy who sells hooked us up. But we couldn't go outside bcus the teachers would see us so we went to the bathroom where all the cool older kids do cigarettes

We found half of a cigarette and rolled a joint blunt and started to blaze down hard. Then we hear the door open and this nerd bmx fag kid walks in. We tried to hid it but he saw it and we knew we were busted bad, and since he was kind of cool we offered him some blaze. He said he wanted to be a pilot so he couldnt smoke and then we knew he was a fag, which is why way more girls always want to hang out with us.

Then he ran out and we finished blazing our joint blunt but our principal walked up to us and said we were in big trouble so now im scared and that bmx kid is gay.
Dec 9 2013 12:37PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Get edge tattoos they help
Dec 9 2013 12:59PM
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JAHBRADOR
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You misquoted ya fuckin idyoot.
Dec 9 2013 1:01PM
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GayWolf420
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+ vibez, dude.












Dec 9 2013 1:08PM
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-MK-
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Nice
Dec 9 2013 1:13PM
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louie.mirags
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Dec 9 2013 1:21PM
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Wulfty
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As someone who hangs out with a bunch of stoners, I can confirm that they hang out with kinda gross fellow stoner girl slut things. Marijuana ruined my life; I used to dream of going to yale, but now I only dream of grass, old music, and my parents basement.
Dec 9 2013 3:13PM
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ThaLorax
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Dec 9 2013 6:40PM
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chacha33
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That kid sounds like an asshole. I bet he was just jealous of you and needed to feel superior in some way
Dec 9 2013 7:06PM
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Backyard.Skier
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simply amazing
Dec 9 2013 7:08PM
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MickDuby
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Ur a fuckin retard dude pot has zero health risks and in some cases is good for you. Know what you guys are talking about before you post
Dec 9 2013 7:10PM
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E__
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Settle down there big shot, you're getting too worked up.
Dec 9 2013 7:16PM
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MickDuby
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Shit like that just gets me mad do
Dec 9 2013 7:18PM
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stupendous-man
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you really put him in his place!
Dec 9 2013 7:19PM
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Aidan-G
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I'm pretty sure anytime smoke is going into your lungs it's not that good for you
Dec 9 2013 7:19PM
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erikK
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weed IS BAD for you. stop trying to defend it, it's proven by science. it kills brain cells and gives you lung cancer
Dec 9 2013 7:21PM
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NPF
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uuugghhh just so mad do.
Dec 9 2013 7:21PM
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MickDuby
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Thats the misconception. For example, in a cig the part thats bad for you is basicaly the whole thing which create a tar in your lungs, the smoke just carries all that shit. In mary jane there is no shit in that smoke but thc which doesnt disturb any part of the lung. Cigs and weed are two very different things my friend. FACT: Cigs cause cancer. FACT: weed stops the growth of cancer cells which stops it from spreading
Dec 9 2013 7:27PM
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MickDuby
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Send me a link that is from 2013 that proves it kills braincells
Dec 9 2013 7:28PM
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