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The Official "I'm High on Hard Drugs" Thread

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Big_Spence
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Same deal as the I'm Drunk thread or I'm high thread but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'dude i can bang out like 5 gram rocks'. We know you're hardcore, and if you aren't, you should probably avoid messing with drugs like that.

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started blowing yay or shooting H and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Tweaker stories, weird mind trips you're on, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're loaded... YES PLEASE!


And now, because why not...

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Dec 1 2013 1:58PM
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BrewskiJr
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Dude I can bang out like, 5 gram rocks
Dec 1 2013 1:59PM
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Big_Spence
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i've always known the density of your core.
Dec 1 2013 2:01PM
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Spagett+
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5th time this song has described my thoughts on a thread....I have flaccid wiener on the brain. thanks game of thrones.


Dec 1 2013 2:02PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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I'm 12 and I shoot H every lunchtime. I do it in the encyclopedia section of the library, no-one's ever gone there since wikipedia. My friends think I'm really cool and hard.
Dec 1 2013 2:03PM
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Spagett+
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Dec 1 2013 2:04PM
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Blurst
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A computer and especially newschoolers.com would be the very last place I would find myself while havin a time.
Dec 1 2013 2:04PM
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marsh.
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I'm not high on hard drugs
Dec 1 2013 2:05PM
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Spagett+
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What do you say?

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Dec 1 2013 2:07PM
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GANDALF
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You like pills BITCH
Dec 1 2013 2:14PM
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MNS
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Haha. High on meth, better go on NS and post about it. Oh shit that won't work cause I sold my computer to buy more meth! Dang
Dec 1 2013 2:15PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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One time, my friends and i took some mescaline, we split 10gs four ways. About 2 hours after munching it, we decided it would be a great idea to paddle out to this tiny little scab of an island on the lake. It should be noted, this cottage is at the top end of the lake, about 500m below a large hydroelectric dam. After charting an extremely irregular course across the lake, we reached the island. We sit ourselves down and have some "deep" conversations about life, death and universe at large; you know, typical "I'm on psychedelic drugs" talk. We sit and talk on this island for a solid 3 hours, with no shade, no water, in the blazing July sun.

Eventually one of my lads looks down and goes "Aw fuck.. have we been sitting in poison ivy this whole time"
Other guy goes "I don't know, aren't poison ivy leaves shiny"
I quickly reply in a half whisper "but everything's shiny, maaaan"

My friends agreed that, indeed, everything was shiny. Still ensure as to whether we were in ivy, we decided to paddle back to the cottage. By this time, however, the damn had opened, causing a serious current in the narrow lake. We struggled to make it roughly 200m upstream in our gigantic 17ft aluminum canoe, weighed down by 4 guys and with only 2 decent paddles. A man in a fishing boat saw us and took pity upon our unprepared, high as shit asses. He threw us a line and dragged us back to base. I started peaking around the time we left the island, the once clear lake turned into an ominous sea of black bubbling ooze and the whitepine trees surrounding it felt like they wanted to hurt me. Not cool. I recall saying thanks to the fisherman, mentioning we couldnt have made it though the lake sludge without him. He gave me a confounded look, as any reasonably well grounded person would have.

Turns out that little island was covered in poison ivy. It was an itchy fucking 2 weeks. One of my friends said he got some on his junk when taking a piss on the island without noticing and as a result his scrotum became grossly swollen and started weeping poison ivy oil/plasma. Seriously not cool.

Thats my tale of drugs.
Kids, learn from those that have made the mistake for you, dont get high as fuck then sit on a rocky scab of land covered in ivy.
Dec 1 2013 2:33PM
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GayWolf420
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Dec 1 2013 2:36PM
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GANDALF
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this

Dec 1 2013 2:42PM
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BdoubleU
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lol you're just as fuckin lame for making this thread.


Dec 1 2013 2:45PM
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Big_Spence
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lol jk
Dec 1 2013 3:04PM
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yuck
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if you thought there was any chance of you sitting in poison ivy all you had to do was go for a swim. if you act quickly enough, you dont even need soap to avoid getting a shitty rash
Dec 1 2013 3:07PM
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coling
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Heroin is alright in my opinion. Not quite as clean of a high as some pks like hydromorphone, but still decent quality for the cheaper price
Dec 1 2013 3:23PM
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Nacho+
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I smoke all the meths and cocaines
Dec 1 2013 3:49PM
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theabortionator
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Drugs are illegal
Dec 1 2013 3:52PM
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Big_Spence
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See that's the kind of posts we were trying to avoid...
Dec 1 2013 4:04PM
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Benson.
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Hahaha threads
Dec 1 2013 4:26PM
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SlimDunkin.
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I was on a trip to Manhattan with a couple of buddies from school, visiting one of my friends who had moved down there a couple months before hand. We were all excited because he had been feeding us lines that he had some off the chart blow connection, were talking some pure straight off the rock, no repress shit, or so he had claimed.

Once we met up and settled in and started tossing back a few brews, my buddy broke out the yak only to be greeted with disappointed faces, it looked like it had been cut pretty heavily and pretty poorly, it wasn't hard to tell it was whack shit but our friend was so upbeat about it we figured were try it, I figured the worst it could be was a lot of B12.

I was wrong

We all took a few bumps and let it settle for a a couple minutes until someone mentioned there stomach feeling weird, which wasn't out of the ordinary especially for shitty blow, so I didn't think much of it till I started to feel it too, I could tell from the faces of my friends that something was up. I was about to say something but before I could one of my buddies jumped up and ran for the bathroom and I knew that was the right thing to do, I could feel my stomach about to rupture to some extent.

I didn't make it, I shit my pants, so did 5 out of the 7 of us that were there.

Im assuming it was cut with laxative.

Shitty right?
Dec 1 2013 4:32PM
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coling
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Wow.
Dec 1 2013 5:00PM
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Heart
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Hahahaha. This thread is off to a good start.
Dec 1 2013 5:04PM
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2_fadez
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Well I mean, good blow always makes you have to go shit right after. So it was probably good but you're right, cut with a laxative. Kind of funny.

It's good to be sober now, but I have to admit most of my best memories involved drugs. Seems like nothing exciting happens anymore.

There was some yay earlier this year from some sorority girl that I swear was 75% lidocaine. All of our mouths and faces were numb and I knew that was NOT cool. Next thing I know, my friend's chest is completely covered in slurpee, leaking out of his mouth because he couldn't feel his face.

Other hard times were losing half a blue and flipping couches, taking apart wall shelving and floor tiles for 5 hours just to find it. Never found it, but I'd say we put in several hours over the next few weeks seeing if it'd pop up. Also, caught a $20 bill on fire one time while freebasing.

We had a group acid trip and one of my poly-sci friends said he was artistic and wanted to draw. He locked himself in the bathroom for a good 45 minutes drawing. When he came out, the picture he drew was basically a stick figure with a sun that looked like it was straight out of Not Another Teen Movie. Might not sound too funny, but seeing that as his masterpiece while tripping was fucking hilarious.

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Dec 1 2013 6:03PM
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McLS
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Hi I am 12, r cigz hard drugs? I do cigarettes every evening. Can i get sponsored by the hoodcrew?
Dec 1 2013 6:08PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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no it doesn't. shitty, stomped on yayo does though.
Dec 1 2013 8:38PM
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last_tango
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Dec 1 2013 9:14PM
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Master_Debater
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Hookers and blow, you already know
Dec 1 2013 11:28PM
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PeppermillReno
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Whats wrong with his post?  Lots of people like doing pills if they get a good H connection where they can sniff it and not shoot up and its cheaper I wouldn't pass judgement. 

I've never done it mind you (well some of the red rock opium we used to do back in the day was prolly black tar H) but I remember people paying a dollar a milligram for oxys.  I'd sniff H before spending that kind of paper.  Doing mad painkillers/opiates but not doing heroin just means you are rich.



Dec 2 2013 2:22AM
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NPF
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pretty much my life in a song.
Dec 2 2013 3:02AM
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Big_Spence
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damn never considered myself in the higher class before. `
Dec 2 2013 2:09PM
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.frenchy
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Yeah, have fun spending your money on hard drugs and fucking up your body. I was really hoping this thread was a joke... Hahahahaha.
Dec 2 2013 2:12PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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it's crazy that more people don't realize this. the common perception seems to be that you aren't a real junkie if you're just doing pills. Hate to break it to you, but it's all the same fucking shit...and you're just as much of a junkie if you're a pill fiend as you are if you're banging h.
Dec 2 2013 2:19PM
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jfxphoto
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Ignorant post.

Not all "hard drugs" are hard on your body. Responsible doses and moderation is key.
Dec 2 2013 2:42PM
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HuckNorris44
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I do blow, but only off a prostitutes titties while I'm dressed up like Oscar De La Hoya.
Dec 2 2013 2:52PM
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.frenchy
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Yeah I could of thought before I posted that haha.... you're right, your body anyways, I'm never putting that shit into mine though but that's just me.


/ignorantfrenchy
Dec 2 2013 3:05PM
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PeppermillReno
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This.  Recreational drugs are cool in moderation.  People do them for a reason because they are fun and none are worse for you thank alcohol.  Its gay shit like qualudes no longer exist.  How can a real man not enjoy some hard drugs every now and then?

And Im old and a pussy, I got prescribed vikes last month for a car injury and didn't even fill the script.  It was dumb and if it was earlier in the summer I'd have done em drinking and shit but it wasn't the right time to fuck around with anything given it wasn't planning on even blazing for a month or when that accident happened.

I like hard drugs part of me wants to buy a bag of blow and just use it too cook up a little crack and sprinkle it on top of the bong when I burn.  This summers trip was too weak I didn't eat enough shrooms so I'm looking forward to next summer having a nice hard L trip.  Who the fuck doesn't trip some balls once a year?

The only drug to stay away from are opiates unless you know you cannot get more of them easily (so if your on vacation or visiting someone) that shit makes you want to call the guy again the next day and if your boys are into them its only a matter of time before your all sharing needles and robbing people to get $ for it.
Dec 2 2013 3:11PM
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danbrown
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id never eaten LSD before until halloween last month, ate 3 ripped tabs blacked out at like 11pm, by far the most regrettable decision ive ever made in my life (aside from around 2-4 am when i was fully in control and in a good spot). the person i was with drove me home and she tried to get me to go to sleep, tripped real hard until like 6 am and didnt go to sleep until 10 the next night. it was pretty fucked up
Dec 2 2013 3:21PM
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Benson.
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It is a joke.
Dec 2 2013 3:25PM
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BigScaryLarry
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this thread is honestly so fucked up

Dec 2 2013 3:51PM
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Huck_Norris
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Exactly, which is why you're a fucking retard if you do either.


Dec 2 2013 4:00PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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it's funny to me how afraid of drugs all you kids are. seems like you all just got out of your 5th grade DARE class. alcohol is a drug, so is caffine. both can kill you if you do too much of it. same with all drugs. they all have their own uses and characteristics. you guys shouldnt be so hesitant to briefly see a reality thats different than the usual.

I fuckin love drugs.
Dec 2 2013 4:00PM
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SFB
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"wow, op seems like a really cool guy"- nooneever.
Dec 2 2013 4:02PM
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MacNsteaze
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Hi. I like to party
Dec 2 2013 4:02PM
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adzy
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video starts at 3:00

Dec 2 2013 4:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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Bahahahaha... So edgy!!







Dec 2 2013 4:32PM
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DGski
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Damn do you do cocaine???
Dec 2 2013 5:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Nope. Coke sucks imho.
Dec 2 2013 5:21PM
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