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Jahoe_Stuyve
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.... i cant believe this is actually happening... fuck the olympics
Nov 29 2013 4:57PM
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gotti
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skip to 1:25 for instruction

Nov 29 2013 11:45PM
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eheath
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You guys get way too worked up about this shit...
Nov 29 2013 11:47PM
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walterson
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yeah i mean you really need those pecs for your whirly bird helicopter maneuvers
Nov 29 2013 11:52PM
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PDoyle
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Torin is still gonna win
Nov 30 2013 1:22AM
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Alex_G
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nobody's ruining your scene/identity, you guys are just letting this silly shit get to your heads. if you hate it so much just stop skiing.
Nov 30 2013 1:53AM
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MaMann
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this.
Nov 30 2013 3:07AM
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Phil-X-
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You serious mane? I beat up nerds like you daily


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Next time you try and repost some og shit, watch where you steppin
Nov 30 2013 4:11AM
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Phil-X-
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Oh well. I had fun anyway-



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Nov 30 2013 4:39AM
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Jibberino
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No one actually got that worked up.
Nov 30 2013 6:00AM
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kstanz
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What's the big deal? He's jacked and hot as shit posing in an espn ad...
Nov 30 2013 6:59AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Yeah suck it eheath
Nov 30 2013 7:44AM
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grol
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finally found the caps lock i was looking for
Nov 30 2013 10:40AM
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rdski
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The only ridiculous parts are the spray tan and the fake skiing pose.
Nov 30 2013 11:41AM
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Peter.
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ITT: everyone jealous of dudemont's abs
Nov 30 2013 11:55AM
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kebbek
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How cute !
Nov 30 2013 11:58AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Nov 30 2013 12:25PM
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Bagina
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What are you talking about?
Nov 30 2013 12:38PM
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mt.hemel
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Nov 30 2013 12:47PM
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Mr.Bishop
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I like where this is going...
Nov 30 2013 12:50PM
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DwreckRoy
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He probably made enough scrilla off of that one picture to pay for a whole year of just skiing, traveling, competing, etc. If anyone here had to choose between working a lame mountain or service industry job in order to ski, or striking a ski pose in your comp shorts in order to not have to work all year and just ski all the time, I'd be surprised to see anyone choose the former.
Nov 30 2013 1:45PM
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Phil-X-
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While I doubt he made that much from this, I agree 100%.


While fun to joke about and everything, you can fuck yourself if you dont think I would take $1,000+ to pose like this.

People who are seriously mad about this are being childish. Our sport has just been added to the Olympic Games, as much as you might not like it, the Olympics are THE world class event for sports. People dedicate their entire lives for the opportunity to even qualify for qualifying rounds. I know a swimmer who became depressed after not qualifying in OTs (olympic trials)



How to look at this picture if you're pissed off by it-
Sports like skating, skiing, surfing carry stigmas (thats a lot of Ss) to the regular world, a picture like this is intended to show that a park skier is still an outlying, top condition, peek performance athlete that has earned his way to the international stage of competition.
Nov 30 2013 2:35PM
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FreeWilley
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God damn Dumont is so hawwt right now
Nov 30 2013 3:00PM
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remove
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when did oakley start making underwear?
Nov 30 2013 3:13PM
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skiierman
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Yeah except they've been doing it for years and for all the Olympic sports. Who the fuck cares? Sponsors make you do dumb shit sometimes, this is nothing new.


I find it funny how this will cause a massive uproar but when Sarah and Kristi did the FHM mag shoot a while back, no one gave a shit... relatively speaking.


I'm just wondering why all you kids who have no skin in the ski industry care? All of you are are fanboy sheep, that's all. How does this affect you when you're out on the hill? Or is Dumont's rock hard manboy body causing some confusing feelings in your loins?

We all knew the Olmpics were going to produce some stupid shit, it's just surprising that Dumont doesn't look 3 ft. tall.
Nov 30 2013 3:46PM
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aGANS
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That would be pretty awesome if they used a female model instead of Dumont
Nov 30 2013 3:56PM
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markc
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Nov 30 2013 5:04PM
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guacashmole
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Ha! Gaaaaayyyyy
Nov 30 2013 5:04PM
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Lou.
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Does anyone even like simon dumont
Nov 30 2013 5:30PM
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Ryan*
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Every time I see something like this, I comfort myself by replaying in my mind some gnarly urban shot, like Tim McChesney slamming a thousand times on that launch to wallride in his Partly Cloudy segment. It just makes me feel better.
Nov 30 2013 6:03PM
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ChasingFlakes
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Nov 30 2013 7:34PM
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Brock.
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oh wow, would you look at that
Nov 30 2013 8:00PM
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cool_name
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if he was actually skiing it would be sick, but the fact that it was just done in a studio makes it really lame
Nov 30 2013 8:03PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahahahhaa what a fuckin nerd.


Sick 6 pack, bro!
Nov 30 2013 8:22PM
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casual
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I don't know if you did or did not pick up on the fact that I'm saying it isn't a big deal, but that's what I was trying to say.
Nov 30 2013 8:27PM
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ShredAZ
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#SkinnyPack
Nov 30 2013 9:05PM
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McLeod
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Kelly Slater, Herschel Walker, Chris Sharma, Vernon Davis, Colin Kapernick, John Wall, Gary Player, Adrian Peterson, Tim Howard, Blake Griffin, Maurice Jones-Drew, Ashton Eaton....

I would be hyped to have my name associated with a group of athletes like that. Pull your heads out guys, the Body Issue has been around for years and is actually a pretty damn cool concept. Anyone who says they wouldn't accept a nice sized check to join the list of those athletes is either too self-conscious, too focused on what other people think of them, or is just a pussy. point blank
Nov 30 2013 9:10PM
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JAHBRADOR
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So these are the people Simon has had buttseks with or....?
Nov 30 2013 9:18PM
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Matthew_Denham
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151949124858013&set=vb.227723463012&type=2&theater your point is invalid. Btw sorry embed just isnt working for me. +k for embed.
Nov 30 2013 9:33PM
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skiierman
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I don't know if you did or did not pick up on the fact that you don't represent every child on this site... or maybe you're so full of yourself that you think every post is meant to be about you.
Nov 30 2013 9:42PM
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outdoortech
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Weird, but I have a hard time seeing anyone turn down an opportunity like this,
If ESPN approached you and said: (of course i'm paraphrasing here)
'...we want to take your photo and highlight you as a pinnacle being of fitness in your sport because what you do is amazing... then we will pay you...and goddamn so many babes are going to see this...'
What would you say?
I feel like it's not very weird if you put yourself in that persons position, but that's just my point of view.



Nov 30 2013 10:29PM
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casual
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It was confusing because you quoted me, used 'except' and then pretty much said what I said.

I mean, yes, I am full of myself, but let's be honest, people who aren't are just kind of whiny little pussies.
Nov 30 2013 10:54PM
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greyninja
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at least he got the grab
Nov 30 2013 11:11PM
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skiierman
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That is true.
Dec 1 2013 12:19AM
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cool_name
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i dont blame him for saying yes, i just really dont like how they didnt just go do the trick for real rather than staging it inside
Dec 1 2013 12:45AM
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McLeod
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wow the concept is really over your head
Dec 1 2013 12:55AM
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loganimlach
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#findanus2013
Dec 1 2013 1:29AM
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autopilot
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ya totally agree, people are getting way to worked up about the olympics. It's not going to change skiing for most of us and its still going to be fun as fuck. I mean ya it might make things a little different for a few people but for the most part its not going to effect 99% of us.

Also on a side note, everyone cares way to much about how they look on the hill. Honestly, try and look at it from another perspective, its pretty fucking gay.
Dec 1 2013 2:20AM
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hail.vivid
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This dude hit the nail on the head.
Dec 1 2013 3:07AM
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jibbpeter
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I love these kind of threads
Dec 1 2013 11:07AM
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Huck_Norris
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Someone better use Tanner's sext pics from a while back to 'shop his torso on this ASAP. I can't believe nobody has done it yet!
Dec 1 2013 11:46AM
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