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Jahoe_Stuyve
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.... i cant believe this is actually happening... fuck the olympics
Nov 29 2013 4:57PM
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CrotchKiller
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what a beefcake
Nov 29 2013 5:00PM
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Jibberino
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Skinny legs.
Nov 29 2013 5:03PM
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Nikolic
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 It's all about $$$$$$
Nov 29 2013 5:03PM
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TopherRitz
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Saw this on simon's instagram and he said it was for espn mag, not olympics. But still this is just ridiculous.
Nov 29 2013 5:24PM
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Blurst
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DUUUUDDDEEEMOOOONNNNNTTTT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!
Nov 29 2013 5:30PM
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oil.
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time to hit the squat rack
Nov 29 2013 5:30PM
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ggfski42
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Threads for Ski Boss response.
Nov 29 2013 5:30PM
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life_is_hood
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Friends don't let friends skip leg day
Nov 29 2013 5:45PM
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JordanButtfart
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Where's Anus?
Nov 29 2013 5:48PM
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Heart
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Damn he is yoked.
Nov 29 2013 5:56PM
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Swaggermager
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Pretty lame but at least we know he can do whatever trick he's trying to show
Nov 29 2013 6:04PM
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cyberginger
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NOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 29 2013 6:04PM
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Emma_Watson
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cute thighs
Nov 29 2013 6:07PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Now THIS is something i can masturbate to.
Nov 29 2013 6:09PM
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polmei
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saw this on instagram and was waiting for it to pop up in NS
Nov 29 2013 6:22PM
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UncleGerry
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Usually I stick up for Simon, but this shit is pretty cheesy. Where's Angry Ahmet and T-Hall on this one?
Nov 29 2013 6:22PM
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PizzaKid
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This is pretty fucking gay...
Nov 29 2013 6:28PM
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Suusataja
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That's hot!
Nov 29 2013 6:29PM
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Miomo
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He's so fat. I bet he only works out, like, four hours a day.
Nov 29 2013 6:30PM
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Mainah
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what is this "masturbate" of which you speak?
Nov 29 2013 6:44PM
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UncleGerry
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Gotta love MaryO's creepy instagram comments on the picture too. "#HardBody" hahahaha
Nov 29 2013 6:59PM
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*KLULESS*
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what the fuck.....
Nov 29 2013 7:32PM
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MaryO
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Hahaha! First thing I thought of is what's Tanner going to say!
Nov 29 2013 7:41PM
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markc
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Real muscles in real gyms with real weights
Nov 29 2013 7:43PM
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T-Holt
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What the fuck is up with the Head skis?
Nov 29 2013 7:44PM
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Swaggermager
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inspiyad
Nov 29 2013 8:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 29 2013 8:07PM
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+Tahoe_Shredder+
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he is actually just laying down in that position on a white sheet
Nov 29 2013 8:09PM
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miroz
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=simon+dumont+ski+sponsor
Nov 29 2013 8:10PM
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k2andcannoli
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Im not surprised at all, skiing is totally gay
Nov 29 2013 8:28PM
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Meeds
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hah
Nov 29 2013 8:29PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Ain't even got a decent sized crank.
Nov 29 2013 8:31PM
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Holte
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Looks really cold.
Nov 29 2013 8:42PM
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phyz
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no shit.
Nov 29 2013 9:01PM
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whiskeybizness
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duuuuude this is so fucking gay. simon dumont is the sean white (spelling?) of skiing. go die
Nov 29 2013 9:03PM
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LOLZfajitas
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Am i the only one wishing he wasn't wearing those compression shorts ^__^
Nov 29 2013 9:14PM
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SamMcChesney
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no way! I call BS
Nov 29 2013 9:25PM
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casual
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I love how the ESPN body issue is just another wrinkle in the Illuminati constructed plan to demoralize and then ultimately destroy skiing.

Fuck's sake, I promise skiing will live through Dumont having a handler grease up his abs and pluck his eyebrows for a photograph. Who gives a shit.



THIS came out today, along with probably another 10 stupid good edits. Have you watched this? I ask because if you were on this site today and found the time to work yourself up into a lather while you love/hate slapped your dick around looking at Dudemont's shiny midsection and then made thread about it, and DIDN'T watch this....well, you're fucking doing it wrong!
Nov 29 2013 9:44PM
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cyberginger
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Hard to believe its the same person.

Nov 29 2013 10:00PM
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MEDSKI.
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"Cork 9 blunt" while hanging from wires
Nov 29 2013 10:08PM
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JAHBRADOR
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you da best
Nov 29 2013 10:16PM
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Mag
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I'm glad to hear you're as turned on as I am.
Nov 29 2013 10:17PM
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snowfinder
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I dont know why , but it had to be done.
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Nov 29 2013 10:17PM
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chacha33
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10/10 would not bang
Nov 29 2013 10:17PM
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PJS.
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Y'all need some peanut butter in this thread for all this jelly

But yeah for a skier, dude needs to hit leg day. Please don't tell me dudemont curls in the squat rack.
Nov 29 2013 10:21PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i would
Nov 29 2013 10:24PM
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BROSEIDON
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Ya I bet you wish he'd take them off
Nov 29 2013 10:26PM
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chacha33
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Nov 29 2013 10:27PM
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-WZ-
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beat me to it
Nov 29 2013 10:43PM
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DERS.
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preach
Nov 29 2013 11:08PM
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